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Or a combination of Pumpy, Hell Atlantic, and Hornsmaniac.
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07-09-2012, 06:13 PM | #504 |
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I was just thinking today about one of my best date moments...
After a movie we decided to go for a drink. This one bar we went by just seemed too loud. The next one was closed. She asked if I'd mind just having a drink at her place, as she lived nearby. Once at her place she excuses herself for a moment. When she came back she was wearing a pair of shorts and a very loose tank top with no bra. She then tells me she forgot to mention that she does not allow street clothes to be worn in her apartment. Would I mind removing my outer clothing? I knew the night was going well at that point. |
07-09-2012, 06:27 PM | #505 | |
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So then what happened?
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07-09-2012, 06:28 PM | #506 |
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07-09-2012, 06:50 PM | #507 |
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Now that's a long night.
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07-09-2012, 07:23 PM | #508 |
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Funny thing is, I didn't think of it in that manner.
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07-09-2012, 07:42 PM | #509 |
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You're lucky the bar was closed.
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07-09-2012, 07:45 PM | #510 |
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Her neighborhood. Hr regular bar. I believe she knew it would be closed. It was Christmas Day...
(FYI, 2nd date was scheduled for a few days later. She stood me up.) |
07-09-2012, 08:00 PM | #511 | |
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You need to work on your bedroom-game it sounds like.
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07-09-2012, 08:11 PM | #512 |
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07-09-2012, 08:53 PM | #513 | |
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07-10-2012, 12:49 AM | #515 | |
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Should go with the approach of trying to get pancakes in bed ........ If she brings you pancakes in bed in the morning you are doing something right as pancakes don't make themselves.
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07-10-2012, 08:14 AM | #516 |
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So pancakes in bed is good.
What about hot grits in the tub? |
07-10-2012, 09:47 AM | #517 |
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Shhhmmoke and a pancake!
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Looks like you can hit the home run, but, sounds like you need to work on your home run trot.
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07-10-2012, 10:45 AM | #519 |
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I should rephrased that so the sarcasm came through more clearly: "No, really, Comey - how much did you really pay the woman?" SI
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Despite it's name, the foul pole is in play. You get the RBI, the run and the 4 bases. Sounds like you were her designated...hitter. Sorry, couldn't resist.
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07-11-2012, 08:44 AM | #522 |
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FOFC and hookers-I love it.
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07-11-2012, 08:54 AM | #523 | |
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07-11-2012, 11:36 AM | #524 | |
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So that's how you met grandma? Actually, no. I met granny at the strip club. I always wondered what would have happened with that lovely woman if those pictures with "Old Chlamydia" in the Champagne Room hadn't been put on facebook... Grandpa... What's "facebook?" Last edited by M GO BLUE!!! : 07-11-2012 at 11:38 AM. |
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07-12-2012, 05:43 AM | #528 |
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To continue from before...we have been texting nonstop since Sunday. We are going to see one another today, and it would appear that neither one of us can wait for it. We were up until 2am texting last night...I shouldn't be up, but I can't sleep...for good reasons.
Unfortunately, that won't be a very long date...I have softball playoffs at 715. She goes out of town on Saturday for a week, though she said I'm going to get more texts in a week than I can handle. This is a positive thing. I went on Match yesterday and shut it down, along with OKCupid. I feel I don't need to have them anymore. |
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07-12-2012, 08:16 AM | #530 |
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Sprint, baby. I'm getting used to my phone, though...just got the Galaxy s3, after having an original Droid for 3+ years. I told her I'd have no idea how I'd fall asleep last night, to which she said that I could count the number of times I turned "to" into "time" through texting. That should get me to 100. The woman has serious wit. Can't wait for later. |
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http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...709_095939.jpg
(I had a ballgame earlier in the day. My hair never recovered. No idea what in the hell it's doing.) Last edited by Comey : 07-12-2012 at 08:29 AM. |
07-12-2012, 08:30 AM | #533 |
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You are a tall man.
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07-12-2012, 09:08 AM | #534 |
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I'm 6'3. She's 5'2. It's a hilarious combination.
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07-12-2012, 09:16 AM | #535 |
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Tough break. You're right outside the edge on being able to pull off Jerry Seinfeld's sex move: "You can't have more than a one-foot differential in your heights. Otherwise, you could really hurt your neck". Cute girl, nice work. |
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07-12-2012, 09:26 AM | #537 |
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07-12-2012, 10:48 AM | #538 |
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I think I see a velociraptor in the Barnes & Noble.
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07-12-2012, 10:54 AM | #539 | |
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07-12-2012, 10:56 PM | #540 |
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I'm 32. Not sure if that throws off your initial thought.
And the raptor was at the chocolate store. Last edited by Comey : 07-12-2012 at 10:56 PM. |
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Date #2 was tonight...she was coming from work, and thus, in work clothes. Since I wasn't, I decided to wear suit pants, a button down and tie, to fit in.
We went to Barnes & Noble, since we really didn't have much time and weren't hungry. Two hours went by as quick as you can blink. We both weren't thrilled about that. But since we were both exhausted, and I had softball playoffs to go to, and she had to prep for friends coming over tomorrow, we had to part ways. I've never started a relationship like this...just talking. Nothing special, on the surface. But it's there. I figured I wouldn't see her for another two weeks, due to her going on vacation (and we live an hour apart)...I happen to be in Hartford for playoffs tonight, and decided I wasn't driving back down to Mystic, so I stayed up here. She asked me to lunch tomorrow, which is an incredibly busy day for her. This is progress. Already looking forward to it. Last edited by Comey : 07-12-2012 at 11:07 PM. |
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Nice...
Any banners being pulled by planes that read "She's a keeper, don't let her get away!"? |
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In my head, yes.
It's really funny how my friends are living vicariously through this on FB. I have a surprising amount of people rooting for us already. |
07-13-2012, 06:07 PM | #544 |
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Sitting here waiting to pull the trigger and subscribe. Me being me, I'm not excited to spend the $100.
Would one or two of you kindly tell me not to be a cheapass and to just go ahead and do it? Preferably quickly before I go get dinner.... |
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07-13-2012, 06:55 PM | #547 | |
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07-13-2012, 07:27 PM | #548 | |
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Pron? strippers? a videogame? My cynical self can think of any number of things that could be a better use of the money. But yeah...will pull the trigger. I just worry it's going to be money wasted due to my general dating inexperience (and yes I'm self-conscious about that). But I guess there's no better time to figure out if that's the case or not then now. And given me being me and not being aggressive and self-confident I'm not likely to meet potential dating partners elsewhere.
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07-13-2012, 08:10 PM | #549 |
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Fuck. Done.
Guess I'll go and make a dynasty thread then. Last edited by DaddyTorgo : 07-13-2012 at 08:10 PM. |
07-13-2012, 08:17 PM | #550 |
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Ugh. I linked it to an old account without a complete profile rather than the completed one I wanted to link it to.
Any way that anyone knows of to fix that? edit: fixed. Yay for customer service web-chat. Last edited by DaddyTorgo : 07-13-2012 at 08:50 PM. |
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