02-07-2010, 07:31 PM | #4951 |
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02-07-2010, 10:17 PM | #4952 | |
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02-07-2010, 10:18 PM | #4953 |
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02-08-2010, 09:40 AM | #4954 |
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02-08-2010, 12:44 PM | #4955 |
Bonafide Seminole Fan
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Subby's favorite woman hater. |
02-08-2010, 01:12 PM | #4956 |
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much better...
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I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon. Last edited by Sun Tzu : 02-08-2010 at 01:16 PM. |
02-08-2010, 01:21 PM | #4957 |
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Did anyone else look at the masked/gloved chick and think, “Well that’s kind of weird, but she’s hot so that’s cool”; then noticed the screen name and started to feel really uncomfortable?
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02-08-2010, 02:39 PM | #4958 |
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NSFW
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02-08-2010, 02:50 PM | #4959 |
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Not kewl. Kinda gross. Not Funny. Kinda Creepy. Thanks Lorena Really.
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02-08-2010, 02:56 PM | #4960 |
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18 feet?!
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02-08-2010, 03:05 PM | #4961 |
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The last little factoid must be talking about the Nambla tribe.
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02-08-2010, 03:11 PM | #4962 |
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I first read the word composition, as consumption... |
02-08-2010, 08:00 PM | #4963 |
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Which was apparently a problem for the Etoro people of Papua New Guinea as well.
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02-08-2010, 09:11 PM | #4964 |
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02-08-2010, 09:11 PM | #4965 |
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02-09-2010, 04:16 AM | #4966 |
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02-09-2010, 10:20 AM | #4967 | |
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Good way to lose your money. Airheads can be a lot of fun.
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02-09-2010, 10:49 AM | #4968 |
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Talk about a tatoo that will be highly regretted by the person in the future... I can imagine the questions if she ever decides to have kids.
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02-09-2010, 11:07 AM | #4969 |
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02-09-2010, 12:47 PM | #4970 |
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Maybe if I was heavily drugged I could enjoy the fun.
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02-09-2010, 01:23 PM | #4971 | |
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I don't know, I've seen a lot of parents who would not blink twice at explaining that tattoo to their kids, unfortunately. |
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02-09-2010, 01:39 PM | #4972 |
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What's even more fun is when her (eventual) grandkids try to decipher what that mark on grandma's back is.
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02-09-2010, 01:55 PM | #4973 | |
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And the look of collective horror on their faces when they figure it out.
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02-09-2010, 02:27 PM | #4974 | |
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heh, I'm picturing 3-4 grandkids (say what, 14ish?) gathered around grandma, each of them helping smooth out her skin so that the whole image becomes viewable. Then the collective moment of realization, then each of the kids looking at one and other, then back to the tattoo, then the slow lean to look at grandma's senile smiling face, back to group eye contact, then as one, their eyes close as they endure a body shudder that culminates in each one throwing up a bit in their mouths before each retreats to a corner of their own to curl up in the fetal position.
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02-09-2010, 02:40 PM | #4975 | |
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And then Grandma says, "That's right kids, your grandma loves the cock", takes out her false teeth and flicks her tongue up and down at 50 MPH.
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02-09-2010, 02:52 PM | #4976 |
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Nobody with that tat is going to make it 20 more years to grandma-dom.
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02-09-2010, 02:55 PM | #4977 | |
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She probably only needs to make it to 34 to become a grandma.
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02-09-2010, 03:00 PM | #4978 |
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How many of you ever saw your grandmother's back? Who exactly are you people, and why do I hang out with you?
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02-09-2010, 05:59 PM | #4979 |
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Om nom nom nom nom...
First I like it, then I loved it, then I couldn't stand it... then I sort of respected it for making me hate it. EDIT: First post of new page (for me, anyways) Last edited by MrDNA : 02-10-2010 at 02:17 PM. Reason: Adding picture of pretty girl. |
02-09-2010, 06:15 PM | #4980 |
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02-09-2010, 07:02 PM | #4981 |
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02-09-2010, 08:18 PM | #4982 |
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02-09-2010, 08:29 PM | #4983 |
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Well...that's just unnecessary.
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02-09-2010, 08:29 PM | #4984 |
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Nice one Toddzilla.
Here's one for my fellow Left4Dead fans:
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02-09-2010, 08:30 PM | #4985 |
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Is that pic from peopleofwalmart.com?
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02-09-2010, 08:33 PM | #4986 |
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Not an unrealistic guess, but no. It's from Zombieland.
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02-09-2010, 10:28 PM | #4987 | |
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02-09-2010, 10:32 PM | #4988 |
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Speaking of which, I went to a rural walmart today during my lunch break and there was a woman in her pajamas there. Is that usual for Walmart? |
02-09-2010, 10:33 PM | #4989 |
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Were they footies? The answer would still be yes, sadly.
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02-09-2010, 10:35 PM | #4990 |
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Nope, but she was wearing slippers with them. Looked like she was in her mid 20's.
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02-10-2010, 06:04 AM | #4991 |
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02-10-2010, 06:37 AM | #4992 |
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I see people in pajamas all over the place now. I'd rail against it as only someone from an older generation can, but then I realise I don't feel like wearing a suit and hat every time I go downtown like my grandfather did. Still, I think we need to draw a line somewhere.
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02-10-2010, 02:03 PM | #4993 |
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I just came back from our local Wal-Mart, and it seems like my town as a high rate of people that don't walk right. I saw all sorts of limps and such out there. I've never worked a factory, but I know there are a lot around, but surely there can't be that many people getting hurt on the job. I bet I saw a dozen people with a disability of some sort today.
And they want to put a Biomass incinerator in town, like this town's health isn't bad enough. Oh, and the Colts picture is not cool. Stover is old enough to be McAfee's dad. |
02-10-2010, 02:30 PM | #4995 | |
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I like that: "community standards" SI
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02-10-2010, 02:32 PM | #4996 |
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I like that term too. And I approve of the image.
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02-10-2010, 02:36 PM | #4997 |
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If I could go back 15 years I'd definitely go down a career path that fed off of hip/knee/other-body-part replacements in some way. Fat, out of shape society + longer life spans = broken down joints.
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02-10-2010, 02:49 PM | #4998 | |
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02-10-2010, 02:50 PM | #4999 |
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These girls can't seriously be 21...can they?
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02-10-2010, 03:19 PM | #5000 |
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I was in Vegas last week(company paid!). I swear there were girls gambling and serving drinks that shouldn't be allowed to drive.
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