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Old 02-07-2010, 07:31 PM   #4951
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Old 02-07-2010, 10:17 PM   #4952
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I get the appeal of the Jessica Alba gif and everything, but dear lord, her expression for the first half-second makes her look like a complete airhead. It's like one of those things that should be insignificant, but it ruins the whole thing for me and I can't watch it without wanting to punch something anymore.

Then again, I eat paste.
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Old 02-07-2010, 10:18 PM   #4953
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Dude it's Jessica Alba!
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Old 02-08-2010, 09:40 AM   #4954
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Dude it's called acting!

That might be the first time anyone has accused Jessica Alba of acting.
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Old 02-08-2010, 12:44 PM   #4955
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Old 02-08-2010, 01:12 PM   #4956
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Old 02-08-2010, 01:21 PM   #4957
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Did anyone else look at the masked/gloved chick and think, “Well that’s kind of weird, but she’s hot so that’s cool”; then noticed the screen name and started to feel really uncomfortable?
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Old 02-08-2010, 02:39 PM   #4958
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Old 02-08-2010, 02:50 PM   #4959
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Not kewl. Kinda gross. Not Funny. Kinda Creepy.


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Old 02-08-2010, 02:56 PM   #4960
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Old 02-08-2010, 03:05 PM   #4961
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The last little factoid must be talking about the Nambla tribe.
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Old 02-08-2010, 03:11 PM   #4962
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I first read the word composition, as consumption...
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Old 02-08-2010, 08:00 PM   #4963
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I first read the word composition, as consumption...

Which was apparently a problem for the Etoro people of Papua New Guinea as well.
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Old 02-08-2010, 09:11 PM   #4964
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Old 02-08-2010, 09:11 PM   #4965
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Old 02-09-2010, 04:16 AM   #4966
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Old 02-09-2010, 10:20 AM   #4967
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I would have bet a large sum that this quote would have come from Izulde over the rest of the field.

Good way to lose your money. Airheads can be a lot of fun.
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Old 02-09-2010, 10:49 AM   #4968
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Talk about a tatoo that will be highly regretted by the person in the future... I can imagine the questions if she ever decides to have kids.
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Old 02-09-2010, 11:07 AM   #4969
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Old 02-09-2010, 12:47 PM   #4970
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Good way to lose your money. Airheads can be a lot of fun.

Maybe if I was heavily drugged I could enjoy the fun.
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Old 02-09-2010, 01:23 PM   #4971
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Talk about a tatoo that will be highly regretted by the person in the future... I can imagine the questions if she ever decides to have kids.

I don't know, I've seen a lot of parents who would not blink twice at explaining that tattoo to their kids, unfortunately.
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Old 02-09-2010, 01:39 PM   #4972
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What's even more fun is when her (eventual) grandkids try to decipher what that mark on grandma's back is.
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Old 02-09-2010, 01:55 PM   #4973
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What's even more fun is when her (eventual) grandkids try to decipher what that mark on grandma's back is.

And the look of collective horror on their faces when they figure it out.
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:27 PM   #4974
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And the look of collective horror on their faces when they figure it out.

heh, I'm picturing 3-4 grandkids (say what, 14ish?) gathered around grandma, each of them helping smooth out her skin so that the whole image becomes viewable. Then the collective moment of realization, then each of the kids looking at one and other, then back to the tattoo, then the slow lean to look at grandma's senile smiling face, back to group eye contact, then as one, their eyes close as they endure a body shudder that culminates in each one throwing up a bit in their mouths before each retreats to a corner of their own to curl up in the fetal position.
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:40 PM   #4975
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heh, I'm picturing 3-4 grandkids (say what, 14ish?) gathered around grandma, each of them helping smooth out her skin so that the whole image becomes viewable. Then the collective moment of realization, then each of the kids looking at one and other, then back to the tattoo, then the slow lean to look at grandma's senile smiling face, back to group eye contact, then as one, their eyes close as they endure a body shudder that culminates in each one throwing up a bit in their mouths before each retreats to a corner of their own to curl up in the fetal position.

And then Grandma says, "That's right kids, your grandma loves the cock", takes out her false teeth and flicks her tongue up and down at 50 MPH.
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:52 PM   #4976
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Nobody with that tat is going to make it 20 more years to grandma-dom.
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:55 PM   #4977
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Nobody with that tat is going to make it 20 more years to grandma-dom.

She probably only needs to make it to 34 to become a grandma.
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Old 02-09-2010, 03:00 PM   #4978
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How many of you ever saw your grandmother's back? Who exactly are you people, and why do I hang out with you?
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Old 02-09-2010, 05:59 PM   #4979
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Om nom nom nom nom...

First I like it, then I loved it, then I couldn't stand it... then I sort of respected it for making me hate it.



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Old 02-09-2010, 06:15 PM   #4980
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Om nom nom nom nom...

First I like it, then I loved it, then I couldn't stand it... then I sort of respected it for making me hate it.
I think I dated her once.
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Old 02-09-2010, 07:02 PM   #4981
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Old 02-09-2010, 08:18 PM   #4982
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Old 02-09-2010, 08:29 PM   #4983
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Well...that's just unnecessary.
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Old 02-09-2010, 08:29 PM   #4984
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Nice one Toddzilla.

Here's one for my fellow Left4Dead fans:
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Old 02-09-2010, 08:30 PM   #4985
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Is that pic from peopleofwalmart.com?
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Old 02-09-2010, 08:33 PM   #4986
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Is that pic from peopleofwalmart.com?

Not an unrealistic guess, but no. It's from Zombieland.
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Old 02-09-2010, 10:28 PM   #4987
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How many of you ever saw your grandmother's back? Who exactly are you people, and why do I hang out with you?

For once I'm in agreement with you!
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Old 02-09-2010, 10:32 PM   #4988
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Is that pic from peopleofwalmart.com?

Speaking of which, I went to a rural walmart today during my lunch break and there was a woman in her pajamas there. Is that usual for Walmart?
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Old 02-09-2010, 10:33 PM   #4989
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Were they footies? The answer would still be yes, sadly.
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Old 02-09-2010, 10:35 PM   #4990
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Were they footies? The answer would still be yes, sadly.

Nope, but she was wearing slippers with them. Looked like she was in her mid 20's.
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Old 02-10-2010, 06:04 AM   #4991
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Speaking of which, I went to a rural walmart today during my lunch break and there was a woman in her pajamas there. Is that usual for Walmart?

Happens in urban Walmarts too....
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Old 02-10-2010, 06:37 AM   #4992
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I see people in pajamas all over the place now. I'd rail against it as only someone from an older generation can, but then I realise I don't feel like wearing a suit and hat every time I go downtown like my grandfather did. Still, I think we need to draw a line somewhere.
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Old 02-10-2010, 02:03 PM   #4993
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I just came back from our local Wal-Mart, and it seems like my town as a high rate of people that don't walk right. I saw all sorts of limps and such out there. I've never worked a factory, but I know there are a lot around, but surely there can't be that many people getting hurt on the job. I bet I saw a dozen people with a disability of some sort today.

And they want to put a Biomass incinerator in town, like this town's health isn't bad enough.


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Old 02-10-2010, 02:17 PM   #4994
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Old 02-10-2010, 02:30 PM   #4995
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I like that: "community standards"

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Old 02-10-2010, 02:32 PM   #4996
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I like that term too. And I approve of the image.
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Old 02-10-2010, 02:36 PM   #4997
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