Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 66: Kate Upton

[RomaGoth]

Originally Posted by Grover

Still not hot.

I dunno, she looks pretty damn good there.

[Suicane75]

I can't even look at her anymore. I don't like being turned into the crass caveman I become when I see her jiggle, wiggle and bounce. While not a learned man I like to consider myself slightly more erudite than the average guy. And yet when I see her picture I'm taken back to the days of my youth when I would find ways to masturbate in church and stuff a pair of jeans with pillows so I could rub her ass.

[Rizon]

Originally Posted by Suicane75

I can't even look at her anymore. I don't like being turned into the crass caveman I become when I see her jiggle, wiggle and bounce. While not a learned man I like to consider myself slightly more erudite than the average guy. And yet when I see her picture I'm taken back to the days of my youth when I would find ways to masturbate in church and stuff a pair of jeans with pillows so I could rub her ass.

[Glengoyne]

Well it is about time you Kate Upton Deniers started coming around. This edition of HON was a travesty

/duck

[mckerney]

Google is clearly not living up to their Do No Evil mantra by taking the video down.

[Bigsmooth]

Originally Posted by Suicane75

I can't even look at her anymore. I don't like being turned into the crass caveman I become when I see her jiggle, wiggle and bounce. While not a learned man I like to consider myself slightly more erudite than the average guy. And yet when I see her picture I'm taken back to the days of my youth when I would find ways to masturbate in church and stuff a pair of jeans with pillows so I could rub her ass.

Holy shite, man. That really cracked me up.

[RendeR]

She's boring.

There are 4 billion women on this planet. 500k of them look like her.

Whats to be impressed by?

[cody8200]

Originally Posted by RendeR

She's boring.

There are 4 billion women on this planet. 500k of them look like her.

Whats to be impressed by?

.000125 Uptons for every 1 non-Upton.

or .0125 percent of women. I think that number is way too high personally but still shows her rarity based on your own estimates.

[markprior22]

I don't know...I think she would be able to impress me quite a bit

[Danny]

Originally Posted by RendeR

She's boring.

There are 4 billion women on this planet. 500k of them look like her.

Whats to be impressed by?

Ridiculous comment. If she's not your type, ok, but there are not many women that look like her walking down the street. And I live in LA.

[heybrad]

I think she's uber-hot but there's something about that video that grosses me out. Its as if through all of her gyrations you can see her internal organs. I swear her pancreas is going to pop out at one point.

[cuervo72]

Yeah, it's weird. I saw that video paired with the "Take a Supermodel to Work" vid. I found myself liking the latter (when she was sitting and gently bouncing on the exercise ball) better.

[lordscarlet]

Originally Posted by cuervo72

Yeah, it's weird. I saw that video paired with the "Take a Supermodel to Work" vid. I found myself liking the latter (when she was sitting and gently bouncing on the exercise ball) better.

I think the images/videos that require some imagination and leave mystery are often better.

[PilotMan]

Originally Posted by lordscarlet

I think the images/videos that require some imagination and leave mystery are often better.

LOL!

Says every guy when he's talking to his wife/sig other about porn!

[RomaGoth]

Originally Posted by RendeR

She's boring.

There are 4 billion women on this planet. 500k of them look like her.

Whats to be impressed by?

Comments like this are RendeR-ing you irrelevant at this point.

[RendeR]

Originally Posted by Danny

Ridiculous comment. If she's not your type, ok, but there are not many women that look like her walking down the street. And I live in LA.

Really, ridiculous eh?

4,000,000,000
500,000

Do the math.
1 hundreth of a percent
1 girl in 800

I think its a perfectly sensible comment. I'm probably underestimating the number of them to be perfectly honest.

So you live in LA, big freaking deal. LA is not the do all and end all of hot chick land. Lots of pretenders though. I'll give it that.

She's beautiful, but again, so are millions of others. Even at 1 in 800 women being AS beautiful as her that gives you 500k clones. I'm simply asking, "Why is that special?"

[DaddyTorgo]

There are not 500k women that are as attractive as her.

You're just being silly RendeR.

[cuervo72]

Originally Posted by RendeR

Really, ridiculous eh?

4,000,000,000
500,000

Do the math.
1 hundreth of a percent
1 girl in 800

[jeff061]

I think being the hottest girl in a group of 800 is pretty special.

But that's just me.

[RendeR]

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

There are not 500k women that are as attractive as her.

You're just being silly RendeR.

You're right, there are probably a lot more.

[RendeR]

Originally Posted by jeff061

I think being the hottest girl in a group of 800 is pretty special.

But that's just me.

But that still makes her a group of 500 thousand people. Thats not special, thats just another sardine in the pod.

[spleen1015]

RendeR, who do you find attractive, someone who is more attractive then the 4 billion women on this planet?

[Julio Riddols]

She just looks like a club girl with big tits. Maybe there's a point in the hotness scale where for some of us, a girl becomes un-hot. I'm an ass man who prefers breasts that won't look like shit in 15 years due to gravity working its magic. I also don't think her face is anything special, because there were tons of girls that look as good or better that were more my type when I lived in Tempe. I saw them walking around campus all the damn time. This dancing stuff, well it just makes her seem more like another one of them.

[RendeR]

Originally Posted by spleen1015

RendeR, who do you find attractive, someone who is more attractive then the 4 billion women on this planet?

I do find her attractive, I'm just trying to understand the uber obsession with a woman who is not unique in any way.

As the previous two poster put so well. She's not ALL that. She's a coed with big tits. Thats NOT amazing.

As for my own tastes, I love a woman like Diane Lane. Someone who has always been very naturally beautiful an sexy without shoving it in your face, she never requires to be made up to make you turn and oggle.

And yes I completely understand that there are many Diane Lanes in the world, the difference is most males don't obsess over them. To me the whole Upton issue seems a whole lot like immature hormones than any real specialties from her. The way I was all over Kate Jackson and Farrah Fawcett as a teenager.

[sovereignstar v2]

Originally Posted by RendeR

As for my own tastes, I love a woman like Diane Lane. Someone who has always been very naturally beautiful an sexy without shoving it in your face, she never requires to be made up to make you turn and oggle.

Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this.... and totally redeem yourself!

Diane Lane is HOT HOT HOT

[Suicane75]

I too would like to join the FOFC Club For Men Who Love Diane Lane. If that's even gonna be a thing.

And Kate is not like every other coed or bargirl or the average run of the mill girl. There are girls you react to with your heart. Girls you react to with your eyes. Girls you react to with your nervous system. And then there are girls you react to with your penis. Kate is a penis reaction causing wundergirl.

[Buccaneer]

Originally Posted by Suicane75

I too would like to join the FOFC Club For Men Who Love Diane Lane. If that's even gonna be a thing.

I could easily join that club.

[DanGarion]

I've figured out what it is that annoys me so much about her, it's that she lacks class.

There are about 99% of women that have more class and elegance then she will ever have.

[Danny]

Originally Posted by DanGarion

I've figured out what it is that annoys me so much about her, it's that she lacks class.

There are about 99% of women that have more class and elegance then she will ever have.

This is true, but really isn't relevant to me. She's not someone I would date or be friends with.

[rowech]

Originally Posted by DanGarion

I've figured out what it is that annoys me so much about her, it's that she lacks class.

There are about 99% of women that have more class and elegance then she will ever have.

She's 19...she's barely out of class.

[Matthean]

Originally Posted by rowech

She's 19...she's barely out of class.

Doesn't mean you go make a viral video of you dancing with the help of Terry Richardson.

[cuervo72]

Heh, I think plenty of 19yo are taking questionable pictures and making questionable videos.

[Matthean]

Originally Posted by cuervo72

Heh, I think plenty of 19yo are taking questionable pictures and making questionable videos.

Not saying they have class either.

[molson]

Originally Posted by DanGarion

I've figured out what it is that annoys me so much about her, it's that she lacks class.

There are about 99% of women that have more class and elegance then she will ever have.

If you think she's in the bottom 1% of all women in terms of class I suggest you visit New Jersey.

[bronconick]

Originally Posted by molson

If you think she's in the bottom 1% of all women in terms of class I suggest you visit New Jersey.

Chicks who reek of cigarette smoke, have yellowed meth teeth, or drink a gallon of booze daily are very elegant.

[Suicane75]

Originally Posted by molson

If you think she's in the bottom 1% of all women in terms of class I suggest you visit New Jersey.

I suggest YOU visit New Jersey. I doubt you'd have the balls to say that Angela, Ann Marie, Jennifer, Mary Beth, Karen, Joanne, Joanna, Joanie, Sylvia, Betty Marie, Kaitlynn or any of my other sisters. Dick.

[spleen1015]

Originally Posted by Suicane75

I suggest YOU visit New Jersey. I doubt you'd have the balls to say that Angela, Ann Marie, Jennifer, Mary Beth, Karen, Joanne, Joanna, Joanie, Sylvia, Betty Marie, Kaitlynn or any of my other sisters. Dick.

plz pst pics, thx, k bye

[Suicane75]

Nah dude, they all ugly as sin.

[Blackadar]

Originally Posted by Suicane75

I suggest YOU visit New Jersey. I doubt you'd have the balls to say that Angela, Ann Marie, Jennifer, Mary Beth, Karen, Joanne, Joanna, Joanie, Sylvia, Betty Marie, Kaitlynn or any of my other sisters. Dick.

Damn, that's a lot of sisters!

[molson]

Originally Posted by Suicane75

I suggest YOU visit New Jersey. I doubt you'd have the balls to say that Angela, Ann Marie, Jennifer, Mary Beth, Karen, Joanne, Joanna, Joanie, Sylvia, Betty Marie, Kaitlynn or any of my other sisters. Dick.

I admit, your sisters sound pretty hot.

[RendeR]

Originally Posted by sovereignstar v2

Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this.... and totally redeem yourself!

Diane Lane is HOT HOT HOT

Thank you....I think? =)

[spleen1015]

See I think Kate Upton is 10 times hotter than Diane Lane.

[MacroGuru]

You know whats hot...Kate Upton and Diane Lane...wrestling, in Jello....

[Rizon]

Originally Posted by MacroGuru

You know whats hot...Kate Upton and Diane Lane...wrestling, in Jello....

WHAT FLAVOR

[Matthean]

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

HONOLULU_BLUE!

How about something that's actually associated with winning?

[Izulde]

Originally Posted by spleen1015

See I think Kate Upton is 10 times hotter than Diane Lane.

This. Only my order of magnitude is 1000 times hotter than DL.

[RendeR]

Originally Posted by Izulde

This. Only my order of magnitude is 1000 times hotter than DL.

*Insulting name calling remark removed*

This tells me you still think only with your dick. All will become clear when you grow up young padawan.

Lane has been smokin since the 80's Classy and beautiful and cock inspiring.

Upton is lucky if she manages 1 out of 3.

[Izulde]

Upton is quite easily 2 out of 3 (Beautiful and cock inspiring). The classiness I imagine will come in due time. Right now she's a fun, vivacious, totally hot girl I would freaking love to get with.

[britrock88]

This thread is long enough that I'm expecting a pic at the top of each page.

[DougW]

RE: Diane Lane. Is something wrong with her right eye ? It seems darker and out of place compared to her left in many pictures I've seen of her.

Originally Posted by britrock88

This thread is long enough that I'm expecting a pic at the top of each page.

Yes please.