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Old 06-03-2004, 10:08 PM   #451
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I call for more pics of Mrs. Leafs.
Sadly, I only have the one from last time:


I'll try to get her drunk and snap a few more.
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Old 06-03-2004, 10:13 PM   #452
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You know what Shorty my mental image of you is totally different then that picture right there. You are a Shorty I thought it was just a nick name

Noop dog are you disappointed man? I'll get a sexier shot of me next time, that was an impromptu pic. The ladies like me all the same brother.
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Old 06-03-2004, 10:14 PM   #453
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I think Shorty shaves his arms...

you should feel my hands they are babysoft.

haha but i have light arm hair it's true. would you like a shot of my curly legs. i'm very proud of those.
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Old 06-03-2004, 10:17 PM   #454
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The ladies like me all the same brother.

so do the men of NAMBLA
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Old 06-03-2004, 10:18 PM   #455
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Sadly, I only have the one from last time:


I'll try to get her drunk and snap a few more.

Yes. Do this. Yes.

Yes.
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Old 06-03-2004, 10:20 PM   #456
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me on the left (3) before i dropped some treys on those fools


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Old 06-03-2004, 10:22 PM   #457
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Shorty you look a scary amount like a different HS Senior I know.

Personally I glancing at this thread has made me sad because I secretly picture everyone as a 30 something older and wiser than I (except for Skydogg since who could forget his pose?)
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Old 06-03-2004, 10:27 PM   #458
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I'd post mine, but I dont have a webspot for it...
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Old 06-03-2004, 10:29 PM   #459
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Old 06-03-2004, 10:34 PM   #460
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Sadly, I only have the one from last time:

So what's a young Steve Mariucci doing with Maple Leafs' wife?

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Old 06-03-2004, 10:40 PM   #461
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I want to know what's up with Maple Leafs' hair. The hair on his left side is much, uh, bigger than the hair on his right side.

Esplain please, mistah?
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Old 06-03-2004, 10:41 PM   #462
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Quoted for truth.
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Old 06-03-2004, 10:42 PM   #463
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Double dola

I just saved the new pic of Shorty, just in case he goes nuts and deletes again (like he did with the infamous "Westside" picture).
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Old 06-03-2004, 10:53 PM   #464
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ILL KEEL U
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Old 06-03-2004, 10:54 PM   #465
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Ok here is a pretty recent pic of me

And here is one from 4 years ago on my last day of HS... I was trying not to laugh which is what is making my face so weird

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Old 06-03-2004, 11:01 PM   #466
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bsak, without his permission of course

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Old 06-03-2004, 11:06 PM   #467
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lol

very nicely done shorteezy
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Old 06-03-2004, 11:11 PM   #468
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almost posted you too neuqua, you and coach
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Old 06-03-2004, 11:12 PM   #469
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i think i had that pic posted in page 2 or 3 or something
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Old 06-03-2004, 11:16 PM   #470
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me on the left (3) before i dropped some treys on those fools




Ummm, big crowd huh?
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Old 06-03-2004, 11:19 PM   #471
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that's the side where the coaches and players sit, and it's community league basketball anyways, we weren't sellout crowd material
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Old 06-03-2004, 11:27 PM   #472
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Old 06-04-2004, 12:28 AM   #473
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Were you on the grappling squad as well, Shorty?
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Old 06-04-2004, 12:36 AM   #474
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Oh well, I decided to post my old picture from my boxing days. It was such a long time ago, but I still remember it like it was yesterday. There I was hovering above my opponent after I took him out with a solid blow to the noggin. Oh those were the days.



Later I would retire and that's when I decided to have children. Already my son has the face of Rocky Balboa. His first words were "Adrian!". Luckily the camera captured this moment.

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Old 06-04-2004, 12:46 AM   #475
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Well, we offically have more African American's then NBC does....

Tis a proud day in FOFC history
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Old 06-04-2004, 12:56 AM   #476
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Yeah, but if Antmeister71 is married to a white woman, Noop might try to kick his ass (or offer up some drivel about "giving head").
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Old 06-04-2004, 12:58 AM   #477
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Well, we offically have more African American's then NBC does....

Tis a proud day in FOFC history

now if we can just get some damn WOMEN to post here...
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Old 06-04-2004, 01:04 AM   #478
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now if we can just get some damn WOMEN to post here...

My girlfriend is registred here and I think has one post.
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Old 06-04-2004, 01:07 AM   #479
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Yeah, but if Antmeister71 is married to a white woman, Noop might try to kick his ass (or offer up some drivel about "giving head").

Nope. My wife is Hispanic. So we have 2 Blaxican children.
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Old 06-04-2004, 01:13 AM   #480
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Old 06-04-2004, 01:20 AM   #481
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Nope. My wife is Hispanic. So we have 2 Blaxican children.

Perhaps our foreign ambassador Noop can generali^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Htell us about Hispanic women. I do come here for the learnin', after all!
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Old 06-04-2004, 01:25 AM   #482
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Okay, okay, I'll stop picking on the guy.
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Old 06-04-2004, 01:26 AM   #483
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This is to save folks the time and so they don't have to go to a site that may not be work-safe.

I still think you're a handsome bastard.
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Old 06-04-2004, 01:27 AM   #484
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I think I heard Donald Duck call someone a "Hatcher Flaschen" once.
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Old 06-04-2004, 01:41 AM   #485
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Minnesotans might enjoy this one.

An action shot of my 6'3" frame putting the hurt on some birch.

note the size shorty


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Old 06-04-2004, 05:27 AM   #486
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Let's see if I can dig up a recent "wow, that guy can fly!" pictures...

All three pics below in one html page, because linking to just an image redirects to some stupid insider-dot-com commercial site...
[MatServe.jpg]Service In Every Day Clothes
[MatSpike.jpg]Spike Heading Towards Photographer
[MatFlies.jpg]Flying High After A Succesful Spike
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Old 06-04-2004, 05:42 AM   #487
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Yeah, but if Antmeister71 is married to a white woman, Noop might try to kick his ass (or offer up some drivel about "giving head").

Shut the fuck up. If you read what I wrote the first time I made the comment then you would see observation. When did I say I would kick someone's ass? Your trying to start some shit because what I said looks to be true. Truth Hurts...
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Old 06-04-2004, 08:26 AM   #488
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and I certainly do thank you Jeff....doesnt get me much parts though....Punisher, thats all.
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Old 06-04-2004, 08:29 AM   #489
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I want to know what's up with Maple Leafs' hair. The hair on his left side is much, uh, bigger than the hair on his right side.

Esplain please, mistah?
Must be a camera trick. My hair is immaculate.
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Old 06-04-2004, 08:47 AM   #490
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Ant,

Those are some cute kiddos.
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Old 06-04-2004, 08:55 AM   #491
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3 thoughts

1. Antmeisters young child DOES look like a young Philly fighter named Balboa. Get an agent now, he is going places.

2. Shorty - I for one, am a fan. Those shoes are excellent. You have style.

3. Hatcher Flaschan has to be one of the coolest names ever. That has to be a Hollywood/stage name. No one is born with a cool name like that. Except Joe Montana, maybe. And we are still checking into that.
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Old 06-04-2004, 08:56 AM   #492
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Shut the fuck up. If you read what I wrote the first time I made the comment then you would see observation. When did I say I would kick someone's ass? Your trying to start some shit because what I said looks to be true. Truth Hurts...

Well, I was trying to start some shit, but that's not the reason why. I was just doing it for fun, but I'm backing off because I don't want to be any more malicious than I may have been. If I went too far, I'm truly sorry.
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Old 06-04-2004, 08:57 AM   #493
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Must be a camera trick. My hair is immaculate.

So let me get this straight: Big hair on left, small hair on right == immaculate.

Got it!
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Old 06-04-2004, 08:57 AM   #494
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I think Hatcher Flaschen is the coolest name I've heard in a long time.
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Old 06-04-2004, 08:59 AM   #495
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its only a stage name, im actually not a big fan but i got stuck with it.
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Old 06-04-2004, 09:01 AM   #496
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its only a stage name, im actually not a big fan but i got stuck with it.

Well, your "cool factor" just dropped to an infinitesimal level. Thanks for ruining dreams, dude.
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Old 06-04-2004, 09:04 AM   #497
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Old 06-04-2004, 09:10 AM   #498
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So let me get this straight: Big hair on left, small hair on right == immaculate.

Got it!

It appears to be a shadow giving the effect of one side being bigger than the other. We ought to call in Mel Kiper's Hair for verification, though.
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Old 06-04-2004, 09:12 AM   #499
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Still though - Punisher. That's pretty big time. I think Flasch is just one very special episode of One Tree Hill away from breaking out, and then it will be - see you later boys and off to tea with Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg. Flasch now becomes our most famous member.

I will never count, as people around politics are about as fun as a box of sticks.
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Old 06-04-2004, 09:14 AM   #500
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had an audition for band of brothers -first audition and was on final callback for Tigerland and they were on the same day. I chose to audition for Schumacher on Tigerland...didnt get it and had missed out on BOB too.....oh well. Its a hobby. One Tree Hill was fun. great money.
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