12-16-2004, 12:40 PM | #451 |
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Big Bad hits Hokius with a strong blow to the chest and momentarily knocks the wind out the more experienced fighter. Hokius staggers back and Big Bad follows, swinging the hammer just as heavily. This time Big Bad barely gets a piece of Hokius' arm. Hokius counters hesitantly.
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12-16-2004, 12:41 PM | #452 |
Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi
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Go Hokius!
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12-16-2004, 12:41 PM | #453 |
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And Big Bad is able to block with the monstrous hammer. Big Bad comes back over the top of Hokius' axe, but Hokius brushes the blow aside easily. Hokius tries a cut back in from the side as he steps into the swing and connects, but barely draws any blood from a small cut in Big Bad's chest. Big Bad, stumbles for a moment as he tries to return fire and is intercepted by Hokius' swing. Hokius once again opens up a small wound, this time on Big Bad's forearm.
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12-16-2004, 12:42 PM | #454 |
Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi
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Damn
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12-16-2004, 12:42 PM | #455 |
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Hokius swings again, bearing the axe overhead this time he connects solidly with Big Bad's chest. Big Bad falls backwards, but is able to keep his momentum from taking him to the ground. He clutches his chest and coughs . . . blood. Big Bad brings his warhammer back to ready position and walks back into the fray.
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12-16-2004, 12:44 PM | #456 |
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Big Bad knows he needs to end this one quick and swings his hammer with force. The warhammer passes Hokius' guard and connects with Hokius' head. Hokius' world goes black and he collapses to the ground. Big Bad steps over the unconscious body and swings down hard on Hokius' chest embedding the warhammer head deep within.
TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! Big Bad falls over clutching his chest and spittin up blood. The medical staff soon arrives on sight. It doesn't look good for the winner. But it's still a better outlook than the loser's. Big Bad is promoted to Rank 2 and earns 2 prestige points. The Rooster collects the $18,000 purse and teaches Big Bad how to better anticipate his opponents attacks. Big Bad is in critical condition and will need three weeks to fully heal. He will be able to fight again in week 8 (Dec 30). |
12-16-2004, 12:46 PM | #457 |
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That is the end of week 4. Feel free to sign up for Friday's Auction Block. Deadline is 10AM CST.
I'll update the first post shortly. |
12-16-2004, 12:49 PM | #458 |
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"It Was His Destiny"
I was laughing at 'Erik Smash Head', then I saw that. And hilarity ensued! |
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I give you, the Hall of Fodder!
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12-16-2004, 12:52 PM | #460 | |
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Incidentally Calaleus accepts. |
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12-16-2004, 12:55 PM | #461 |
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I am Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There. The revolting one looks more pretty now that he is smashed. He will make his funny talk no more. His head being smashed was a funny noise, though. Erik will drink to his victory!
Erik hopes Froggius accepts his challenge, and does not talk as much. Erik's head still hurts from the smashed Revolting One's talk.
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12-16-2004, 12:56 PM | #462 |
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Clearing Erik from last poster.
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12-16-2004, 02:27 PM | #463 | |
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Gunther GoBoom licks the blood from the chainsaw. Gunther glad he remembered to turn it off first. |
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12-16-2004, 02:36 PM | #464 |
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Winstorm 1 - Gunther GoBoom challenge you!
Gunther look forward to making a Winstorm 1 sandwich. Sliced thin. With provalone and dijon mustard. |
12-16-2004, 02:56 PM | #465 |
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Big Bad not like hole in chest, but see another who holey too.
Jagus, come out and plaaaaaaaaaaaaaay little man. (assuming we can still fight while wounded if we choose?) |
12-16-2004, 03:03 PM | #466 |
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my guys are 0-2, this sucks
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12-16-2004, 03:12 PM | #467 | |
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While I have demanded the blood of the four fingered ones, let it never be said that JAGus, the mAd one, has ever backed down from a challenge. Especially from a hulking idiot with a hole in his chest bigger than mine. I accept. This Tuesday, I will feast on your beating heart and use your entrails for floss! |
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12-16-2004, 03:14 PM | #468 |
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Someone buy me! I'm cheap! You won't be disappointed............
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12-16-2004, 03:18 PM | #469 |
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Since Professor Plum doesn't want any of King II. I issue an open challenge to anyone who wants to die at my hands.
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12-16-2004, 03:27 PM | #470 | |
The boy who cried Trout
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Fattoe accept challenge. |
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12-16-2004, 04:02 PM | #471 |
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King II will avenge his father's death.
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12-16-2004, 04:30 PM | #472 |
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*snickers*
So, Blade6119, how did you do today? *snickers* The curse lives on, and in its typically spectacular fashion! One thing must be said for Blade6119, he knows how to die in style! Great stuff, RH! |
12-16-2004, 04:56 PM | #473 | |
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Vic: "This John Nasty, he runs a scratch and sniff adult entertainment site." Ken: "Yeah you should go there, scratch the taco." Vic: "Will do, Ken." Last edited by Raven Hawk : 12-16-2004 at 04:59 PM. |
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12-16-2004, 06:49 PM | #474 |
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RH I guessed you missed this with it being so fast and all:
Slave Name: Pilot the Savage Weapon: Axe
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12-16-2004, 09:01 PM | #475 |
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"This is Bunny Blue - Thunderdome reporter, talking to Split Peon..."
Split Peon: "That's Mr. the First, Bunny" Bunny Blue: "OK...talking about life as a warrior in the Thunderdome. So Mr. the First, what will you do if you successfully win your freedom? Will you start your own fighting house?" Split Peon: "Well Bunny, I propbably will, but my first love is music. I will prabably start a band and tour as a rock star." Bunny: "Really. You write music?" Split Peon: "Well of course. I am a man of many talents. In fact, I have a song that I would like to perform fpr you right now. My inpiration is my upcoming fight next week. Wanna hear it? Ok Hear it goes." Bunny: "Okaaaay." Split Peon: "Ahem. (sung to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star) Little Jeebie Dee will die All his friends and fans will cry With a longsword in my hand I will be the better man Little Jeebie Dee will die When I stab him in the eye How was that?" Bunny: "Uh...well...um...OK" Split Peon: "I suppose you want my autograph now. Wanna be my first groupie?" Bunny: "Um..no. Back to you Phil." Split Peon: "Come on baby, give this rock star the love he deserves." Bunny: "Phil, I mean it. Back to you!" |
12-16-2004, 09:10 PM | #476 | |
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12-17-2004, 04:54 AM | #477 | |
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Oh, I accept and don't worry, will not talk you to death. They don't call me the Silent Assassin for nothing. I do intend on cutting you up in little pieces and shipping them back to where you came from in, err... Here ? or was it There? Froggius would like to train in Agressive style. I do not want to die like a coward cowering in a corner or some silly guy running around the arena...
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12-17-2004, 08:49 AM | #478 | |
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Have you never seen Life of Brian? Running around the arena can be a beautiful thing!
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12-17-2004, 09:27 AM | #479 |
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Slave Name: Bladed Death
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12-17-2004, 10:30 AM | #480 | |
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That's exactly what I had in mind when I wrote my post...
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12-17-2004, 10:36 AM | #481 | |
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Gunther GoBoom think Winstorm 1 is little girl afraid to fight. |
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12-17-2004, 10:42 AM | #482 |
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Split Peon decided to check the announcement board for next weeks fight. He loves the fact that his bout with Jeebie Dee will be the main event.
*What the ?* "I've been bumped? For Quikshot and that idiot from House Corax?" shouted SplitP. "I challenge the winner of the Quikshot & Calaleus fight. No one upstages Split Peon the First." Last edited by SplitPersonality1 : 12-17-2004 at 11:38 AM. |
12-17-2004, 10:49 AM | #483 |
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Don't count your chickens, SP...
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12-17-2004, 10:58 AM | #484 | |
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Ha. Of course I will defeat you. I've already written a song about my impending victory. Perhaps I should write a few more so I can sing over your lifeless corpse. I am Split Peon the First and I will emerge victorious! |
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12-17-2004, 11:38 AM | #485 | |
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Good. Erik does not like people sniveling and whining when they die. Dying silently is much more manly. Erik shall smash your face in, and honor your death with a tankard of ale, for you say you will die well. |
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12-17-2004, 12:02 PM | #486 |
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Windstorm 1 - stupidly accepts GoBoom's Challenge. Of course if I was smart I wouldn't be in this mess to begin with.
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Results of Friday's Auction:
I'll be updating page 1 soon. |
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12-17-2004, 12:15 PM | #488 |
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And I'm waiting for the deluge of challenges to HornsManiac.
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12-17-2004, 12:41 PM | #489 |
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Hah, I'm an 11 Million dollar slut!
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12-17-2004, 12:43 PM | #490 |
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News & Notes:
The House of Four Fingers has been fined $10,000 for an incident in a week 3 match. Flynn was found guilty of bribing weapons handlers to empty the gas tank on a chainsaw prior to the match. The match ended with his fighter, Rizarro, dieing at the hands of JAGus "mAd" MAXimus. According to local sources, Flynn was found pawning jewelry and visiting loan sharks to get enough money to enter his three fighters in this week's match. A poor showing by his fighters might put his stable out of business. -------------- The mysterious investor in Malice Unchained, Inc. has revealed herself as the major shareholder of the outfit. Jenna Jameson said that she has a relationship with The Rooster that dates back to his pre-fighting days when he performed with her in a few short films. The Rooster a.k.a. Richard Long, performed in three such movies with the starlet before his incarceration for animal husbandry. Long was sent to work the salt mines, but soon opted to fight in Thunderdome in lieu of his sentence. The rest, as they say, is history my friends. -------------------------------- Rumors abound about the scheduling of a match between Big Bad and JAGus "mAd" MAXimus this week. According to our sources here at Thunderdome TV, the fight, which was originally scheduled to take place in week 5 was moved to week 6. Thunderdome spokesperson and Chief of Operations, Edward Norton, stated: "The Calaleus-Qwikshot fight is already a large purse fight scheduled for week 5. We wanted to spread our these fights out over two weeks. Plus, this gives the two fighters and extra week to heal." Sources speculate that Malice Unchained was grateful with the decision to postpone the fight, but that Pain Unlimited was disappointed and had hoped the fight could take place as scheduled. |
12-17-2004, 12:51 PM | #491 |
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Gunther better stay away from me... we're in the same stable and all, but I don't want any funny business.........
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12-17-2004, 12:54 PM | #492 |
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Erik requests a visit from Jenna after Erik wins his next fight.
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12-17-2004, 12:56 PM | #493 |
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I have zero interest in fighting any of the other eleven slaves that were sold alongside me. I'm hunting bigger game. I challenge any Level 2 fighter to come meet their maker. It should be an honor to be the answer to the trivia question, "Who was the first of ten slaves to fall before Hornsmaniac?"
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And if his fighters do well before they get to me, I'll be the one to put them out of business. Muhahahahaha. Quote:
We haven't given up hope scheduling this fight for Tuesday. We're trying to tie in the two matches as a special twinbill, hoping to increase viewership with some high-powered matches. (it's really not because JAGus was looking to get some extensive fighting-while-injured training from Torbjorg. Really). |
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12-17-2004, 01:17 PM | #495 |
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Animal husbandry. The fiend!
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12-17-2004, 01:54 PM | #496 | |
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Professor Plum, with the lead pipe, in the Thunderdome.
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12-17-2004, 02:33 PM | #497 |
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Dorrain will fight anyone that steps forth. It will be honorable to impale you and allow you to leave this world.
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12-17-2004, 02:50 PM | #498 | |
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I think you'll find life in Pain Unlimited to be much happier. |
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12-17-2004, 06:06 PM | #499 |
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I (Parvus Caesar) challenge Bladed Death just to show him that my luck is even worse than his!
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BRING IT ON!!!
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