Funny amazon.com search

Joe · 11-29-2005, 12:32 PM

I was just looking for laserdiscs, I swear...

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/se...0&Go.y=0&Go=Go

Ksyrup · 11-29-2005, 12:33 PM

A hand in the bush is worth two what?

Passacaglia · 11-29-2005, 12:33 PM

I haven't checked the link, but what could be more embarrassing than looking for LaserDiscs?

Joe · 11-29-2005, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Passacaglia

I haven't checked the link, but what could be more embarrassing than looking for LaserDiscs?

Looking for whats at the link

sovereignstar · 11-29-2005, 12:35 PM

Ping: Whoever gets Suicane for the FOFC Gift Exchange

cuervo72 · 11-29-2005, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

A hand in the bush is worth two what?

Oh, clever...

gottimd · 11-29-2005, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by George W Bush

I was just looking for laserdiscs, I swear...

I was just peeing......

Raiders Army · 11-29-2005, 12:58 PM

A prostitutes thread and now a fisting thread. You really contribute to the community.

Joe · 11-29-2005, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

A prostitutes thread and now a fisting thread. You really contribute to the community.

your approval means a lot

Raiders Army · 11-29-2005, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by George W Bush

your approval means a lot

? No sarcasm intended.

Joe · 11-29-2005, 01:05 PM

and next time, I'll remember to limit my posts to only the topics that have been pre-approved by the almighty Raiders Army.

st.cronin · 11-29-2005, 01:05 PM

I am more convinced than ever that this is actually President Bush.

Raiders Army · 11-29-2005, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by George W Bush

and next time, I'll remember to limit my posts to only the topics that have been pre-approved by the almighty Raiders Army.

Thanks for the almighty, but I think you misunderstood. I was appreciative of your threads, not slamming them.

Ksyrup · 11-29-2005, 01:08 PM

Fisting, September 17, 2005
Reviewer: Jezza "Jezz" (Snodland. UK) - See all my reviews

This has to be the worst martial arts technique book on the market. There was no practical use of the fist for street self defence unless you were attacked by a very wet and naked horny Lesbian on heat.
I didn't realise that Master bates was not a martial artist in the true sense of the word. This book was a total dissapointment from a Self Defence point of view although i am a total hit with the ladies. Please forgive any error in grammer as my fingers are still sticky.

Joe · 11-29-2005, 01:10 PM

well in that case, I was thinking about posting something having to do with a warm bag of vaseline, you ever tried that?

sovereignstar · 11-29-2005, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by George W Bush

your approval means a lot

Lighten up, Francis.

Joe · 11-29-2005, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Lighten up, Francis.

:o

oliegirl · 11-29-2005, 03:39 PM

I can't believe I actually clicked on the link (I should know better by now!) but to make things worse, I actually scrolled down and read the reviews people posted! I don't understand people...

gottimd · 11-29-2005, 03:42 PM

Five Finger Fulfillment, March 22, 2000

Reviewer:

Binder (Vallejo California, USA) - See all my reviews

Contrary to my usual 'new book' practice, I read "A Hand in the Bush" twice in a row. My fascination with the subject remains strong, after a few years as a participant, but it is Deborah Addington's writing style that I found most captivating.

Addington paints a very clear picture of this very intimate art in direct and often gritty terms; it is a graphic work about a graphic (and possibly intimidating) practice. Some of her favorite nouns and verbs are a little edgy; if four letter words describing sexual acts offend you, you might want to bypass this one.

On the other hand, (pardon the pun) "A Hand in the Bush" is an excellent guide to the ins and outs of vaginal fisting. Topics covered include safety, communications, troubleshooting, and lots of good common sense. The FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) covers the topic well, with sections on safety, what's involved, injuries and how to avoid them, who are likely candidates, and what to avoid (for instance: force, lack of consent, and hangnails, to mention only a few.)

This is presented with a great deal of care, and with a level of intimacy I rarely see in non fiction. I laughed, and I cried. There is a great amount of joy in the reading, and yes, some sorrow.

"What's Involved" may help to clarify the tone of the book: "Two(or more) willing participants, lots and lots of artificial lubricants, a good manicure and/or latex gloves, and communication, communication, communication. Did I mention communication? Communication is most definitely required."

Fisting is an art that requires lots of care, good observation skills, and yes, lots of communication. "If pain becomes the overriding sensation and does not immediately subside, -immediately- stop what you're doing and communicate about the sensations you're both experiencing... When the body starts talking pain, -listen-."

If you're looking for a friendly guide to this gentle and extremely intimate Art, I can suggest this book without reservation. "A Hand in the Bush" is clear, concise, and very informative without attempting to be intimidating or overly scholarly. It is, in my opinion, presented more like a love letter than a how to. That adds a great deal to the view that fisting, contrary to what one might think at first thought, is not about pain, coercion, force, or extreme sexual practice; it is a loving art that is easy to learn, and mastery of this art is attainable, where two people have a commitment to care and communication. Binder says: "Two thumbs up."

A very well though out review!

Ksyrup · 11-29-2005, 03:52 PM

"if four letter words describing sexual acts offend you, you might want to bypass this one.

On the other hand, (pardon the pun) "A Hand in the Bush" is an excellent guide to the ins and outs of vaginal fisting."

If you're studying up on the ins and outs of vaginal fisting, I'm going to venture a guess that 4-letter words do not offend you.

gottimd · 11-29-2005, 03:57 PM

I am on my way to Barnes and Noble and I am going to ask the information people where I can find the book on fisting, to see their response.

Is the safety he talks about, like goggles, or maybe even a face mask like Bill Laimbeer use to wear?

ShovelMonkey · 11-29-2005, 04:03 PM

You oughtta read some of the reader reviews of the book, especially the next to last one where the guy only gave it one star...

Dr. Sak · 11-29-2005, 04:15 PM

I hate to meet the person who buys this book used...

Hurst2112 · 11-29-2005, 04:43 PM

I clicked on the link of the book it was (pun)coupled with. I think I found my new quote!

The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus: How to Go Down on a Woman and Give Her Exquisite Pleasure (Ultimate Everything!!!) (Paperback)

AlexB · 11-29-2005, 04:44 PM

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Binder says: "Two thumbs up."

This must the opening chapter of the follow up about double handed fisting

Hurst2112 · 11-29-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

I hate to meet the person who buys this book used...

don't shake their hand if you do meet them.

DaddyTorgo · 11-29-2005, 04:44 PM

didn't a thread on fisting have a bad end for suicane not too long ago? makes me wonder why people are venturing into this thread...

Hurst2112 · 11-29-2005, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

didn't a thread on fisting have a bad end for suicane not too long ago? makes me wonder why people are venturing into this thread...

I venture into all things with this subject. I got pics and tales of yore to prove it.

Coffee Warlord · 11-29-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Hurst2112

I venture into all things with this subject. I got pics and tales of yore to prove it.

And now we run into man's ultimate dilemna.

Pix. Or no pix.

AlexB · 11-29-2005, 04:57 PM

The Chancellor of the Exchequor over here delivers his budget in a briefcase that has is known as the red box. A few years ago gay comic Julian Clary apologised for being late for a live TV awards show as he was fisting (the then Chancellor) Norman Lamont in the dressing room.

You can probably work out the punchline yourself: didn't do his TV career a great deal of good!

Airhog · 11-29-2005, 05:08 PM

Customers who bought this book also bought
The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus: How to Go Down on a Woman and Give Her Exquisite Pleasure (Ultimate Everything!!!) by Violet Blue
Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns: The Romance and Sexual Sorcery of Sadomasochism by Philip Miller
The New Bottoming Book by Janet W. Hardy
Trust, the Hand Book: A Guide to the Sensual and Spiritual Art of Handballing by Bert Herrman
The Ultimate Guide to Strap-On Sex: A Complete Resource for Women and Men by Karlyn Lotney

Hurst2112 · 11-29-2005, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

And now we run into man's ultimate dilemna.

Pix. Or no pix.

bah, that wouldn't solve anything. you don't know what my wrist looks like. couldn't prove it was me. it's not like I am sitting there giving the devil horns with my otherhand for the camera.

Hurst2112 · 11-29-2005, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Airhog

Customers who bought this book also bought
The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus: How to Go Down on a Woman and Give Her Exquisite Pleasure (Ultimate Everything!!!) by Violet Blue
Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns: The Romance and Sexual Sorcery of Sadomasochism by Philip Miller
The New Bottoming Book by Janet W. Hardy
Trust, the Hand Book: A Guide to the Sensual and Spiritual Art of Handballing by Bert Herrman
The Ultimate Guide to Strap-On Sex: A Complete Resource for Women and Men by Karlyn Lotney

you forgot:

Martha Stewart's Baking Handbook -- by Martha Stewart; Hardcover

Desnudo · 11-29-2005, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ShovelMonkey

You oughtta read some of the reader reviews of the book, especially the next to last one where the guy only gave it one star...

I found Suzi Woo's the most insightful.

ShovelMonkey · 11-29-2005, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

I found Suzi Woo's the most insightful.

Suzi Woo, where are you!

pix pls, klnx pls

Hurst2112 · 11-29-2005, 08:01 PM

looks like Zach is an amazon.com books purchaser.

Quote:

Dolphins LB Thomas to try to play with torn labrum

isnt' that the thing that hangs....

oh, nevermind

lytic · 11-29-2005, 08:07 PM

The reviews were the funniest part.

miked · 11-30-2005, 05:18 AM

What a great search.

Glengoyne · 11-30-2005, 02:34 PM

The New Bottoming Book

I've almost got to click that link.

SirFozzie · 11-30-2005, 02:38 PM

Glengoyne: You never struck me as more of the Bottom type.

No.. it's not referring to butts in that. More like a different lifestyle/sex subculture.

Foz, who's home from work for 20 minutes (long story, lots o good things happening today) and just saw this thread and had to reply

Glengoyne · 11-30-2005, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SirFozzie

Glengoyne: You never struck me as more of the Bottom type.

No.. it's not referring to butts in that. More like a different lifestyle/sex subculture.

Foz, who's home from work for 20 minutes (long story, lots o good things happening today) and just saw this thread and had to reply

OK well if its not about butts, then I have no interest.

11-29-2005, 12:33 PM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	A hand in the bush is worth two what? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-29-2005, 01:08 PM	#14
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Fisting, September 17, 2005 Reviewer: Jezza "Jezz" (Snodland. UK) - See all my reviews This has to be the worst martial arts technique book on the market. There was no practical use of the fist for street self defence unless you were attacked by a very wet and naked horny Lesbian on heat. I didn't realise that Master bates was not a martial artist in the true sense of the word. This book was a total dissapointment from a Self Defence point of view although i am a total hit with the ladies. Please forgive any error in grammer as my fingers are still sticky. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-29-2005, 03:52 PM	#20
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	"if four letter words describing sexual acts offend you, you might want to bypass this one. On the other hand, (pardon the pun) "A Hand in the Bush" is an excellent guide to the ins and outs of vaginal fisting." If you're studying up on the ins and outs of vaginal fisting, I'm going to venture a guess that 4-letter words do not offend you. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-29-2005, 03:57 PM	#21
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	I am on my way to Barnes and Noble and I am going to ask the information people where I can find the book on fisting, to see their response. Is the safety he talks about, like goggles, or maybe even a face mask like Bill Laimbeer use to wear? __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

11-29-2005, 04:03 PM	#22
ShovelMonkey H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Central PA	You oughtta read some of the reader reviews of the book, especially the next to last one where the guy only gave it one star... __________________ It only hurts for a little while... Last edited by ShovelMonkey : 11-29-2005 at 04:17 PM.

11-29-2005, 12:33 PM	#3
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	I haven't checked the link, but what could be more embarrassing than looking for LaserDiscs?

11-29-2005, 12:35 PM	#5
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Ping: Whoever gets Suicane for the FOFC Gift Exchange

11-29-2005, 12:58 PM	#8
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	A prostitutes thread and now a fisting thread. You really contribute to the community.

11-29-2005, 01:05 PM	#11
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	and next time, I'll remember to limit my posts to only the topics that have been pre-approved by the almighty Raiders Army.

11-29-2005, 01:05 PM	#12
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I am more convinced than ever that this is actually President Bush.

11-29-2005, 01:10 PM	#15
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	well in that case, I was thinking about posting something having to do with a warm bag of vaseline, you ever tried that?

11-29-2005, 04:15 PM	#23
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	I hate to meet the person who buys this book used...

11-29-2005, 04:43 PM	#24
Hurst2112 College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Minneapolis	I clicked on the link of the book it was (pun)coupled with. I think I found my new quote! The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus: How to Go Down on a Woman and Give Her Exquisite Pleasure (Ultimate Everything!!!) (Paperback) __________________ http://www.myspace.com/longliveanalog

11-29-2005, 04:44 PM	#27
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	didn't a thread on fisting have a bad end for suicane not too long ago? makes me wonder why people are venturing into this thread...

11-29-2005, 04:57 PM	#30
AlexB Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Newbury, England	The Chancellor of the Exchequor over here delivers his budget in a briefcase that has is known as the red box. A few years ago gay comic Julian Clary apologised for being late for a live TV awards show as he was fisting (the then Chancellor) Norman Lamont in the dressing room. You can probably work out the punchline yourself: didn't do his TV career a great deal of good! __________________ 'A song is a beautiful lie', Idlewild, Self Healer. When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. Sports!

11-29-2005, 05:08 PM	#31
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	Customers who bought this book also bought The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus: How to Go Down on a Woman and Give Her Exquisite Pleasure (Ultimate Everything!!!) by Violet Blue Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns: The Romance and Sexual Sorcery of Sadomasochism by Philip Miller The New Bottoming Book by Janet W. Hardy Trust, the Hand Book: A Guide to the Sensual and Spiritual Art of Handballing by Bert Herrman The Ultimate Guide to Strap-On Sex: A Complete Resource for Women and Men by Karlyn Lotney __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

11-29-2005, 08:07 PM	#37
lytic College Benchwarmer Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: back in Nebraska (for a couple years)	The reviews were the funniest part. __________________ Hattrick stuff: SouthPark Cows' General Manager (Est Season 16) U20 South Korea Trainer (Season 19-22) Hattrick Moderator (since Season 22) Evil Gargs' Hater (since Season 18) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-- My Pro Soccer Story

11-30-2005, 05:18 AM	#38
miked College Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Dirty	What a great search.

11-30-2005, 02:34 PM	#39
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	The New Bottoming Book I've almost got to click that link.

11-30-2005, 02:38 PM	#40
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	Glengoyne: You never struck me as more of the Bottom type. No.. it's not referring to butts in that. More like a different lifestyle/sex subculture. Foz, who's home from work for 20 minutes (long story, lots o good things happening today) and just saw this thread and had to reply __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

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