Next Reality Star Sex Tape

[sovereignstar]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

hey, that didn't stop Carmen Electrica.

Tonya is hot, even hotter as a brunette. sure, she's got fake knockers and i prefer natural ones but if she were standing naked in front of me and was ready to go...so much for preferences.

let's keep it real, Holyfield.

Would I hit her? Hell yeah. But she's only a 6 on a 10-scale just like thousands upon thousands of other women in the world.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

I take it that's asshattish for, "who gives a fuck about hips?" Wouldn't be too surprising, since you are the penis poster.

Don't forget that you provide all the insight into the small penis world.

As far as hips, just thought it was a funny thing thrown into your analysis.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

incorrect.

there are two different scales. one for fantasy, others for me and you in our everyday lives.

on the fantasy scale, you compare Jessica Simpson to Jessica Alba. Hillary Duff to J.Lo., that sort of thing. we will never see these chicks and if we were to see them they'd want nothing to do with us.

on the everyday scale we measure chicks we actually have a chance of meeting in our lives - at a bar, on the beach, whatever. if the planets are all aligned then we might just get their number. bang them, even.

a chick can be a 4 on the fantasy scale but register an 8 on the everyday scale. you don't go to a bar and see a hot chick and say "yeah, she's fuckable, but she's no Jennifer Garner". there are hot chicks within our realm of possibilities, and then there are hot chicks on an entirely other, unreachable plain.

Tonya is being measured on the everyday scale. she isn't a celebrity (no one really is a celebrity for having been on Real World). she was dating a normal, average guy throughout the taping of Real World Chicago. i doubt Tom Cruise will be calling for her after Katie Holmes' contract is up.

you know, this makes sense

nice work

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Would I hit her? Hell yeah. But she's only a 6 on a 10-scale just like thousands upon thousands of other women in the world.

incorrect.

there are two different scales. one for fantasy, others for me and you in our everyday lives.

on the fantasy scale, you compare Jessica Simpson to Jessica Alba. Hillary Duff to J.Lo., that sort of thing. we will never see these chicks and if we were to see them they'd want nothing to do with us.

on the everyday scale we measure chicks we actually have a chance of meeting in our lives - at a bar, on the beach, whatever. if the planets are all aligned then we might just get their number. bang them, even.

a chick can be a 4 on the fantasy scale but register an 8 on the everyday scale. you don't go to a bar and see a hot chick and say "yeah, she's fuckable, but she's no Jennifer Garner". there are hot chicks within our realm of possibilities, and then there are hot chicks on an entirely other, unreachable plain.

Tonya is being measured on the everyday scale. she isn't a celebrity (no one really is a celebrity for having been on Real World). she was dating a normal, average guy throughout the taping of Real World Chicago. i doubt Tom Cruise will be calling for her after Katie Holmes' contract is up.

[Desnudo]

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Would I hit her? Hell yeah. But she's only a 6 on a 10-scale just like thousands upon thousands of other women in the world.

If you had a small penis, would she rank higher?

[gottimd]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

If you had a small penis, would she rank higher?

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!

[cuervo72]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

she's no Jennifer Garner"

That gains one points, in my book.

[Neuqua]

Johanna is actually visiting my campus Friday night.

[DanGarion]

Originally Posted by Neuqua

Johanna is actually visiting my campus Friday night.

To measure you up?

[stevew]

Time stamp bug again?

[Raiders Army]

Originally Posted by cuervo72

That gains one points, in my book.

*shudder*

[sabotai]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

I do what I can, fellas...

I'll get you next, duckie.

Share the wealth my good man Jeebs.

[GoldenEagle]

I have all the qualifications. It is just too bad I have that problem with pre-mature ejaculation.

[MizzouRah]

Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

I have all the qualifications. It is just too bad I have that problem with pre-mature ejaculation.

spits water all over monitor... lol

[dervack]

Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

I have all the qualifications. It is just too bad I have that problem with pre-mature ejaculation.

"You seem to be suffering from Pre-mature ejaculation."

"I wouldn't say that I'm suffering."