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Breaking war news!
The Pentagon is now reporting that they have seized upon a "target of opportunity" and have dropped 8 iceberg buster bombs in Antarctic waters in an attempt to kill the colossal squid. One anonymous high-level authority stated off the record that damage assessment is underway, "...but it may be days or weeks before we know if we got him."
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04-11-2003, 12:19 PM | #2 |
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Is it just me, or has this damn squid thing gone WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too far?
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04-11-2003, 12:20 PM | #3 |
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That's why we have to stop him. He's gone too far!
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04-11-2003, 12:20 PM | #4 | |
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04-11-2003, 12:21 PM | #5 |
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Kodos has a knack for taking a good thing, and ruining it.
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04-11-2003, 12:31 PM | #6 |
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attempt at cross referencing kodo's overused running jokes:
I wonder if the Bungals are scouting the squid at all with their first pick? |
04-11-2003, 12:32 PM | #7 |
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I don't think the Squid has a long enough police record to be a #1 pick by the Bengals.
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04-11-2003, 12:32 PM | #8 |
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Come on. The squid is far too good to play for the Bungles.
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04-11-2003, 12:33 PM | #9 |
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You're right... and I'd hate to see his promising career ruined like that before he even had a real shot at stardom.
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04-11-2003, 12:37 PM | #10 |
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The squid would rather sit out another year and re-enter the draft in 2004. When asked if he would even consider playing for the Bengals, he said "I'd rather be eaten alive by a whale."
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04-11-2003, 12:39 PM | #11 |
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And continuing with the cross reference to Kodos' running jokes....
However there have been rumors the Dallas Cowboys have been looking at the squid with their first pick after getting burned on last years pick of the super smart monkey.
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04-11-2003, 01:04 PM | #12 |
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My deep fryer is ready for Calimari, mmmmmmmmmmmmm collosall calimari.
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04-11-2003, 01:05 PM | #13 |
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In related news:
Buckwheat has been shot. Buckwheat has been shot.
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04-11-2003, 01:09 PM | #14 |
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The Lincoln squirrel has been shot!
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04-11-2003, 01:17 PM | #15 |
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Squid it!
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04-11-2003, 01:32 PM | #16 |
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Can you imagine throwing THAT squid on the ice at a Red Wings game?
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04-11-2003, 01:44 PM | #17 |
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yep, check out the story in this thread that CSNN brought you earlier this morning
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04-11-2003, 01:55 PM | #18 |
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Hah, I missed that. I guess I should have gotten caught up on all the squid threads
Speaking of which, I bet 'ol CS has some pretty nice, custom tailored threads....
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04-11-2003, 02:21 PM | #19 |
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haha cuervo72, that's made me picture Colossal Squid wearing the crazy fat Elvis jumpsuit thing, that's an awesome image for a friday afternoon
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04-11-2003, 10:15 PM | #20 |
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I bet Colossal Squid would be one hell of a blocker...
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04-11-2003, 10:20 PM | #21 | |
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Unless of course he was drafted by the Bengals, in which case he'd be a pretty sure thing to bust
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04-11-2003, 10:33 PM | #22 |
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What's with this squid? I've never heard about it
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04-11-2003, 10:49 PM | #23 | |
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