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$47 Sandwich has 30,000 Calories!
hxxp://www.sitepalace.com/derian/ - Site has popups which is why I just included a picture and what's in it.
Food ------------------------ Calories Fried Mushrooms – 15 -------- 450 Bacon – 14 pieces ----------- 990 Onion rings – 18 ------------ 1140 Ground Beef – 1/4 lb. ------- 293 Corndogs – 2 ---------------- 540 Swiss Cheese – 4 slices ----- 425 Provolone Cheese – 4 slices - 397 Cheddar Cheese – 4 slices --- 455 Sliced Ham – 1/4 lb. -------- 184 Sliced Turkey – 1/4 lb. ----- 181 Pastrami – 1/4 lb. ---------- 394 Sliced Roast Beef – 1/4 lb. - 200 Bratwurst – 1 --------------- 510 Braunschweiger – 1/4 lb. ---- 580 Wheat Bread – 1 lb. --------- 1030 Lettuce – 1/2 head ---------- 25 Feta Cheese – 4 oz. --------- 350 Italian Salad Dressing – 6 oz 480 Oregeno – 50 grams ---------- 438 Salt & Pepper – 50 grams ---- 0 Butter – 1/2 lb. ------------ 1600 Parmesan Cheese – 100 grams - 465 Canola Oil – 154 Tbsp. ------ 18,432 Total ----------------------- 29,559
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11-04-2005, 02:30 PM | #3 |
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Is 154 tbsp of conola oil really necessary.
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11-04-2005, 02:31 PM | #4 | |
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11-04-2005, 02:32 PM | #5 |
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That's not 30,000 calories. It's 441 calories short!
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11-04-2005, 02:37 PM | #6 |
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They probably used 154 tb of canola oil to fry the onion rings. No way there is that much actually in the sandwich. Same with the butter.
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11-04-2005, 02:48 PM | #8 |
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And a Diet Coke, please.
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11-04-2005, 02:49 PM | #9 |
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It was as if millions of arteries cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
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11-04-2005, 02:51 PM | #10 |
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Taco Town!
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11-04-2005, 02:58 PM | #12 |
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There is definitely something afoot with the calorie count... I don't think onion rings are all that chock full of calories unless you count the contribution from the oil they are fried in... and then re-counting the oil itself as a stand-alone is cheating.
By the same logic, one onion ring fried in that much oil would have 20,000 calories on its own. Silly. Last edited by QuikSand : 11-04-2005 at 03:00 PM. |
11-04-2005, 03:04 PM | #13 |
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I'm glad to see they used the healthier wheat bread.
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11-04-2005, 03:05 PM | #14 |
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Farrah, I would pay you $100 just to watch you eat that sandwich.
(food fetish)
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MMm... reminds me of that place in New York that sells fried Twinkees and other such stuff. Yumm. |
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Would you want your $100 back if I puked after? |
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11-04-2005, 06:39 PM | #18 |
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A sandwich for $47 should have a lot of calories, you're paying a lot of money, you don't want some namby pamby health food, you want the full artery clogging, greasy skin, heart attack inducing effects. Anything less than a near black out and I'd be demanding my money back
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You should actually charge extra for that. $100 to watch you puke after, $200 to puke on him.
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11-04-2005, 08:09 PM | #21 |
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Can I get it on white bread without the mushrooms and Braunschweiger?
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11-04-2005, 08:38 PM | #23 |
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I don't get the $47 price tag. I always look at things as meal unit costs. Like a $15 pizza might last 2 and half meals so it's unit cost is like $6 a meal. I always look at a $7 Taco Bell meal as the basis for a good meal. I don't see how I could get 6 or 7 meals out of that sandwich. Each of the seven meals justs looks like a few onion rings, a small slice of bread, a few cold cuts, and about 3000 calories worth of canola oil. I don't get the $47 at all.
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You know, a thought occurred to me about this. Instead of puking on people for cash, maybe you could get your husband to write a computer game. And then, release it. People would theoretically pay money to download it and play it on their computers.
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Huh.That thought never occurred to me. I'll have to talk to him about that. |
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Man, we could go in so many different directions with that comment. Can FOFC handle another thread about cheating? |
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