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Old 09-15-2005, 09:12 PM   #1
dervack
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Say it ain't so!!!!

I really thought this would work out

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Old 09-15-2005, 09:16 PM   #2
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I really thought this would work out

You married? Got a girlfriend?

How else would a man know about that?!

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Old 09-15-2005, 09:18 PM   #3
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Front of my home page. First thing that I saw when I went online. I just recently broke up with my gf, or rather, she broke up with me.
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Old 09-15-2005, 09:36 PM   #4
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I didn't expect the marriage to last, but I am a bit surprised at the annulment instead of divorce, and at the reason Renee listed - fraud...what is that supposed to mean? This could turn out to be an interesting story.
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Old 09-15-2005, 10:04 PM   #5
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Damn, that's quick. I thought the whole thing was surprising anyway.

But..wow. Fraud. Hmm..
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Old 09-15-2005, 10:35 PM   #6
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My girlfriend has a crush on Kenny. This will devastate her, no doubt.
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Old 09-16-2005, 06:50 AM   #7
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Damn, that's quick. I thought the whole thing was surprising anyway.

But..wow. Fraud. Hmm..


Yeah, "fraud." Wonder what kind of fraud. Maybe the "doesn't really like women" kind?
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Old 09-16-2005, 06:55 AM   #8
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The fraud is he told her she was hot, but confessed that he lied to get publicity by marrying her.
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Old 09-16-2005, 06:59 AM   #9
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Maybe it's fraud on her part - she really doesn't think tractors are sexy
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Old 09-16-2005, 08:22 AM   #10
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It ain't so.
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Old 09-16-2005, 11:00 AM   #11
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Zelwegger continued, "But when he took me back to his place I saw that he still had his truck, dog, clothes and guitar. She hadn't left him and taken them at all!"
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Old 09-16-2005, 11:43 AM   #12
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It ain't so.

I couldn't believe it took until post 10 for this response. You guys are slipping.
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Old 09-16-2005, 11:49 AM   #13
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Well atleast least he got a few blowjobs out of the deal. Her and that sexy british accent...
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Old 09-16-2005, 12:21 PM   #14
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I couldn't believe it took until post 10 for this response. You guys are slipping.
Worse yet, over 11 hours.
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Old 09-16-2005, 12:31 PM   #15
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Zellweiger also looks a lot like Jennifer Tilly.
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Old 09-16-2005, 03:20 PM   #16
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CNN.com is reporting that they're seeking an annulment. Aren't those usually reserved for dissolving unconsummated marriages?

I also found it interesting that Zellweger released the following quote:

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I would personally be very grateful for your support in refraining from drawing derogatory, hurtful, sensationalized or untrue conclusions.

Why would she take pains to issue a statement like that? That's more damaging to his reputation than not saying anything at all, I should think.
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Old 09-16-2005, 05:17 PM   #17
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Renee is mildly hot.

I'd hit it.
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Old 09-16-2005, 05:21 PM   #18
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Her and that sexy british accent...

You know she's not really British, right? She's a Texas girl...
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