09-15-2005, 09:16 PM | #2 | |
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You married? Got a girlfriend? How else would a man know about that?!
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09-15-2005, 09:18 PM | #3 |
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Front of my home page. First thing that I saw when I went online. I just recently broke up with my gf, or rather, she broke up with me.
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09-15-2005, 09:36 PM | #4 |
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I didn't expect the marriage to last, but I am a bit surprised at the annulment instead of divorce, and at the reason Renee listed - fraud...what is that supposed to mean? This could turn out to be an interesting story.
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09-15-2005, 10:04 PM | #5 |
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Damn, that's quick. I thought the whole thing was surprising anyway.
But..wow. Fraud. Hmm..
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09-15-2005, 10:35 PM | #6 |
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My girlfriend has a crush on Kenny. This will devastate her, no doubt.
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09-16-2005, 06:50 AM | #7 | |
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Yeah, "fraud." Wonder what kind of fraud. Maybe the "doesn't really like women" kind?
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09-16-2005, 06:55 AM | #8 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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The fraud is he told her she was hot, but confessed that he lied to get publicity by marrying her.
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09-16-2005, 06:59 AM | #9 |
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Maybe it's fraud on her part - she really doesn't think tractors are sexy
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09-16-2005, 08:22 AM | #10 |
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It ain't so.
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09-16-2005, 11:00 AM | #11 | |
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09-16-2005, 11:43 AM | #12 | |
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I couldn't believe it took until post 10 for this response. You guys are slipping.
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09-16-2005, 11:49 AM | #13 |
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Well atleast least he got a few blowjobs out of the deal. Her and that sexy british accent...
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09-16-2005, 12:21 PM | #14 | |
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09-16-2005, 12:31 PM | #15 |
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Zellweiger also looks a lot like Jennifer Tilly.
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09-16-2005, 03:20 PM | #16 | |
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CNN.com is reporting that they're seeking an annulment. Aren't those usually reserved for dissolving unconsummated marriages?
I also found it interesting that Zellweger released the following quote: Quote:
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09-16-2005, 05:17 PM | #17 |
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Renee is mildly hot.
I'd hit it.
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09-16-2005, 05:21 PM | #18 | |
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You know she's not really British, right? She's a Texas girl...
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