Ping: Male Forum Members

korme · 08-11-2005, 04:00 AM

Some girl just asked me:

why would you have sex if you werent in love

Stop laughing. Seriously. Should I dignify her with a response?

Neon_Chaos · 08-11-2005, 04:00 AM

It's because we feel the need...

the need for speed.

maximus · 08-11-2005, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Some girl just asked me:

why would you have sex if you werent in love

Stop laughing. Seriously. Should I dignify her with a response?

to reproduce. It's just the right thing to do.

korme · 08-11-2005, 04:06 AM

If anyone is curious, this is what led up to that showstopping question. I was talking about my first time:

Shorty (4:53:56 AM): we were only together like.. 6 monthish
Shorty (4:54:07 AM): didnt have sex right away
Girl (4:54:09 AM): thats kind of long
Girl (4:54:18 AM): good thing. way to make sure you are in love
Shorty (4:54:24 AM): LOL
Girl (4:54:30 AM): wow.....
Shorty (4:54:30 AM): your joking right
Girl (4:54:32 AM): never mind
Girl (4:54:40 AM): why would you have sex if you werent in love..?

Izulde · 08-11-2005, 04:10 AM

Simple.

Just tell her the male biological imperative is such that we're designed to sleep with as many women as possible to ensure that our genes are passed on to the next generation.

Women, as childbearers and controllers of sex, fail to see that because the next generation is coming out of them and they control the sex, biologically speaking.

korme · 08-11-2005, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izulde

Simple.

Just tell her the male biological imperative is such that we're designed to sleep with as many women as possible to ensure that our genes are passed on to the next generation.

Women, as childbearers and controllers of sex, fail to see that because the next generation is coming out of them and they control the sex, biologically speaking.

A stroke of genius

Raiders Army · 08-11-2005, 04:56 AM

Tell her when it gets hard, it acts like a divining rod. It points towards life.

MIJB#19 · 08-11-2005, 05:42 AM

I guess I'm a hopless romantic afterall, or I must have female genes all over...

Blackadar · 08-11-2005, 06:42 AM

Tell her you're in love with her and can she meet you in the parking lot later tonight?

Critch · 08-11-2005, 07:20 AM

Empty nuts are happy nuts.

rkmsuf · 08-11-2005, 07:54 AM

wanna cyber?

Noop · 08-11-2005, 08:12 AM

I don't need to be in love for it to get up and out. Give her my aim so I may chat with the dame.

Shkspr · 08-11-2005, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

wanna cyber?

Languidly, Fritz raised his head and surveyed the landscape around him. There was something in the air, a faint, but distant yearning. Fritz walked slowly into the other room, where the tall sandalwood cabinet stood. Withdrawing a small bottle of oil from his pocket, Fritz carefully oiled the hinges of the cabinet, and opened the door. There, sitting on a pillow of crushed red velvet, lay a yellowed silk handkerchief and small jar of lubricant. Fritz raised the handkerchief to his nose and inhaled deeply, taking in the aroma of countless conquests.

"Mildred," he whispered softly to the cloth, "we're needed."

rkmsuf · 08-11-2005, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shkspr

Languidly, Fritz raised his head and surveyed the landscape around him. There was something in the air, a faint, but distant yearning. Fritz walked slowly into the other room, where the tall sandalwood cabinet stood. Withdrawing a small bottle of oil from his pocket, Fritz carefully oiled the hinges of the cabinet, and opened the door. There, sitting on a pillow of crushed red velvet, lay a yellowed silk handkerchief and small jar of lubricant. Fritz raised the handkerchief to his nose and inhaled deeply, taking in the aroma of countless conquests.

"Mildred," he whispered softly to the cloth, "we're needed."

that's hot

Ksyrup · 08-11-2005, 08:16 AM

You truly are shakespeare.

Blackadar · 08-11-2005, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

wanna cyber?

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

rkmsuf · 08-11-2005, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blackadar

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

only if you are in love

GreenMonster · 08-11-2005, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

only if you are in love

I am sure he is as serious as a rhinoceros about to charge you ass.

Raiders Army · 08-11-2005, 09:06 AM

Are you pinging the male forum members (like the forum guys' penises) or are you pinging male forum members (like guy forum members)?

Loren · 08-11-2005, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Are you pinging the male forum members (like the forum guys' penises) or are you pinging male forum members (like guy forum members)?

like there's a difference

st.cronin · 08-11-2005, 02:31 PM

I would've answered "for the money, of course."

Raiders Army · 08-11-2005, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loren

like there's a difference

Nice zinger!

Tigercat · 08-11-2005, 02:44 PM

Ah from the mouths of young women who don't know any better. She does realize there are potential differences between making love and having sex I hope. One requires loving emotions one doesn't.

Oh shit, I got a little too serious for a second there didn't I? I'll just back out of this thread slowly as if a rhino was about to charge my ass.

Samdari · 08-11-2005, 02:50 PM

Because its more fun than just renting a video together.

BigJohn&TheLions · 08-11-2005, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIJB#19

I guess I'm a hopeless romantic afterall, or I must have female jeans all over the floor...

fixed it!

korme · 08-11-2005, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loren

like there's a difference

Ay! You're not allowed in here!

JeeberD · 08-11-2005, 03:32 PM

Please...like for the majority of guys it's not just about getting it over with and losing the virgin tag.

08-11-2005, 04:00 AM	#2
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	It's because we feel the need... the need for speed. __________________ Come and see.

08-11-2005, 04:10 AM	#5
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	Simple. Just tell her the male biological imperative is such that we're designed to sleep with as many women as possible to ensure that our genes are passed on to the next generation. Women, as childbearers and controllers of sex, fail to see that because the next generation is coming out of them and they control the sex, biologically speaking. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

08-11-2005, 05:42 AM	#8
MIJB#19 Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands	I guess I'm a hopless romantic afterall, or I must have female genes all over... __________________ * 2005 Golden Scribe winner for best FOF Dynasty about IHOF's Maassluis Merchantmen * Former GM of GEFL's Houston Oilers and WOOF's Curacao Cocktail

08-11-2005, 07:54 AM	#11
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	wanna cyber? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-11-2005, 08:12 AM	#12
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	I don't need to be in love for it to get up and out. Give her my aim so I may chat with the dame. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

08-11-2005, 04:06 AM	#4
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	If anyone is curious, this is what led up to that showstopping question. I was talking about my first time: Shorty (4:53:56 AM): we were only together like.. 6 monthish Shorty (4:54:07 AM): didnt have sex right away Girl (4:54:09 AM): thats kind of long Girl (4:54:18 AM): good thing. way to make sure you are in love Shorty (4:54:24 AM): LOL Girl (4:54:30 AM): wow..... Shorty (4:54:30 AM): your joking right Girl (4:54:32 AM): never mind Girl (4:54:40 AM): why would you have sex if you werent in love..?

08-11-2005, 04:56 AM	#7
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Tell her when it gets hard, it acts like a divining rod. It points towards life.

08-11-2005, 06:42 AM	#9
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	Tell her you're in love with her and can she meet you in the parking lot later tonight?

08-11-2005, 07:20 AM	#10
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	Empty nuts are happy nuts.

08-11-2005, 08:16 AM	#15
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	You truly are shakespeare. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-11-2005, 09:06 AM	#19
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Are you pinging the male forum members (like the forum guys' penises) or are you pinging male forum members (like guy forum members)?

08-11-2005, 02:31 PM	#21
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I would've answered "for the money, of course."

08-11-2005, 02:44 PM	#23
Tigercat College Starter Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Federal Way, WA	Ah from the mouths of young women who don't know any better. She does realize there are potential differences between making love and having sex I hope. One requires loving emotions one doesn't. Oh shit, I got a little too serious for a second there didn't I? I'll just back out of this thread slowly as if a rhino was about to charge my ass.

08-11-2005, 02:50 PM	#24
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	Because its more fun than just renting a video together. __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

08-11-2005, 03:32 PM	#27
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Please...like for the majority of guys it's not just about getting it over with and losing the virgin tag. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

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