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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Can't read or write? Be a cop!
A real advertisement from a New Mexico Newspaper...
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Sounds like just the kind of people I would want protecting me and my family! http://mountainmailcountry.com/
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08-09-2005, 09:29 AM
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Indianapolis
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Ahhhh hahahahahahahaha
That's hilarious. I hope it's a bad joke though. If it's real, it's as scary as it is funny ......  |
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08-09-2005, 09:52 AM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Ashburn, VA
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Wow. That's almost as scary as some of the rules they're bending for Army recruits.
EDIT: Ok, actually it sounds very SIMILAR to some of the rules they're bending in some Army recruiting offices to try and get Army recrcuits (things come to mind about not being in peak physical condition and having a history of substance abuse, especially). Guess everyone is hurting for help these days... /tk
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08-09-2005, 09:56 AM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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Great selling point: Where things are easier
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08-09-2005, 10:09 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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That cannot be real. All it's missing is the "enjoy donuts and a fresh cup of coffee?" line.
I'm hoping the "Where things are easier" tagline is the city motto, not a selling point for joining their police force. But I'm unsure about a lot of things at this point.
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08-09-2005, 10:13 AM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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With you on all counts. |
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08-09-2005, 10:20 AM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Boston, Ma
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08-09-2005, 10:20 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Not too far away
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I wasn't willing to give this much credence until I discovered their city's homepage which is chock full of broken pics and reveals that yes indeed the police department does use some random New Mexico isp for its email.
http://www.socorro.com/city/ |
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08-09-2005, 10:23 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Ah...looks like someone with an agenda. There appears to be a common theme among some of the stories linked and the editorializing in some of the ads.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 08-09-2005 at 10:24 AM. |
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08-09-2005, 11:35 AM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: New York
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Well, I did get pulled over for speeding and when I asked the officer what the readout on the radar gun said he was perplexed. He then wrote me a ticket, but that confused me due to the fact that all that was written on it was a shaky "X."
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