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Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding
Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?
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07-26-2005, 08:01 PM | #2 |
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The Hell? I thought pain pills were supposed to make you understand MORE, not less
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07-26-2005, 08:04 PM | #3 |
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A divorce? You mean, like a real divorce?
Alright, well, Keep on... keep on truckin. Ok, good stuff.
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07-26-2005, 08:05 PM | #4 |
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Paging Shorty. We've got a movie quote thread for you to totally crash.
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07-26-2005, 08:33 PM | #7 | |
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07-26-2005, 08:34 PM | #8 | |
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Did they boil the pasta fresh for you at the Olive Garden |
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07-26-2005, 09:13 PM | #9 |
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it feels so good when it hits your lips
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07-26-2005, 09:16 PM | #10 |
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Mac you're just married. Not dead.
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07-26-2005, 09:19 PM | #11 | |
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07-26-2005, 09:28 PM | #12 | |
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Don't think that happened because you were thinking about the type of panties that waitress was wearing. Do you think your lovely bride was scoping out the waiters at the OG? Of course she was. Did nude people jump out of your bathroom when you got home? I rest my case. |
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07-26-2005, 09:29 PM | #13 |
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Dola - and if they did, send them my way. Arlie checks out chicks all the time and I don't get any naked blindfolded people in my house.
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07-26-2005, 09:40 PM | #14 |
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well, I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Damnit.
or, You know I was thinking we could go back home... have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD... no? Weren't thinking that? Ok. but seriously, Fuckin' every now and then I fall apart and I need you now tonight. I fuckin' need you more than ever. |
07-26-2005, 09:41 PM | #15 |
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You had me at food.
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07-26-2005, 09:43 PM | #16 |
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Denver? Gorgeous! Ahhh, the sunshine state.
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07-26-2005, 10:10 PM | #19 |
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07-27-2005, 01:58 AM | #20 |
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Love, it's a motherfucker, huh?
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07-27-2005, 01:59 AM | #21 | |
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07-27-2005, 07:10 AM | #22 |
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I'm just enjoying how half of the thread is actually getting what Easy Mac is doing and the other half is totally in the dark.
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07-27-2005, 07:10 AM | #23 | |
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07-27-2005, 07:15 AM | #24 |
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Damn I have seen this movie. What is the name of it?
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07-27-2005, 07:50 AM | #25 |
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At this point, you might be asking yourself, 'why am I holding this 30lb. Cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, 'why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?
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07-27-2005, 07:59 AM | #26 | |
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It stops right there, and it starts right here. I think what he's trying to say is that true love is blind. |
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07-27-2005, 08:00 AM | #27 | |
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07-27-2005, 08:33 AM | #28 |
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I've had a hell of a day and even worse week. And all I want to do is get some fucking sleep.
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07-27-2005, 08:34 AM | #29 |
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Oh I get it now haha Fight Club!!
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