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Hockey Boy
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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Married Life
Lady H_B has a friend in town from England for the week. They spent the first few days here in DC and this morning they went up to New Jersey/New York to spend some time up there, leaving me (who has to work) alone for the next two nights. So I come home from work tonight to find a brand new copy of NCAA 2006 on the steps (bow and all) and a cold six pack of Shiner Bock chilling in the fridge. Sometimes this married thing aint so bad at all...
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Steve Yzerman: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons). |
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07-21-2005, 08:12 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Muskogee, OK USA
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Sucker.
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07-21-2005, 08:18 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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Oh no! She set a diversion! LOOK OUT HB!
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07-21-2005, 08:32 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Jun 2002
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Don't. Open. The box!!!!
It's boobie trapped.
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07-21-2005, 08:32 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Massachusetts
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buzz is right. instead...send it to me!
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07-21-2005, 08:34 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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Sounds like she's fuckin' around on you.
Left a gift to allay her guilt and everything.
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07-21-2005, 08:35 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: OH
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Do you need to be reminded of what happens when women go on trips with their friends and not their boyfriends/husbands?
I'll remind you anyway. http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~fof/foru...ad.php?t=40409 |
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07-21-2005, 08:43 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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07-21-2005, 08:51 PM
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Red-Headed Vixen
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Sounds like Lady H_B loves you a lot. Lucky man.
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07-21-2005, 08:53 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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Yeah, HB really lucked out. He's very lucky he didn't end up with someone like that chick Arles married. What a nightmare she turned out to be. *runs for his life* |
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07-21-2005, 09:02 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Macomb, MI
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Maybe not all women are bad after all...
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07-21-2005, 09:17 PM
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Red-Headed Vixen
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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LOL! Add hormones and 110+ degrees and she's a real bitch. |
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07-21-2005, 09:48 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edmonton
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So that's why you like the Wings. You used up all your good taste when you got married.
Still doesn't explain your fixation on that crappy English football team you support though. |
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07-21-2005, 10:45 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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BS, its a setup. She'll be asking for something in T minus 2 weeks.
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07-22-2005, 12:01 AM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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They have Shiner in DC now?
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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07-22-2005, 12:03 AM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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What happens when you take away the raging hormones and the 110 degree heat? 
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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07-22-2005, 12:15 AM
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Hockey Boy
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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Man, a lad loses himself in a PS2 game for a few hours and so much goes on in the world...
I will reply in kind: 1. I live. It was no trap. 2. No, Sui, unfortunately I do not live in "pornovision" world. Perhaps one day... 3. Not worried about any "foul play" in the works or buttering me up for something. Way she explained it was that she can never buy me anything I really like since I pretty much buy myself most things I want (no self-control there) or she has no clue about the things I like (video games, comic books, action figures, that sort of thing...), so since I mentioned the game this morning she took the oppurtunity! 4. You're damn straight, Mrs. Whitworth-Rahn! 5. Ah, klayman one day you'll realize my tastes are impeccable across all things: women, hockey, English football (Europe bound!), etc., etc. When you finally have this epiphany I will welcome you into the fold with open arms. 6. Jeebs, oh yeah we've got Shiner in DC. I can sometimes even find it at the corner grocery store. I think it has to do with the influx of Texans into the District since 2000.
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Steve Yzerman: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons). |
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07-22-2005, 12:15 AM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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A bitch without excuses. 
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"I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice." "Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now." |
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07-22-2005, 12:21 AM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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And some people think that a Texan in the White House is a bad thing... 
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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07-22-2005, 01:25 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Willow Glen, CA
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Man, I really wish we had more readily available Shiner out here. Though I must admit, I haven't looked much since I got back here to San Jose.
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Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com. |
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07-22-2005, 01:30 AM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Any BevMo will definitely have it.
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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07-22-2005, 01:34 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Willow Glen, CA
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Ah, the wonders of BevMo. In Santa Barbara, no such thing existed. I'll have to find one up here. I'm sure there's one, probably not more than 15 minutes from my house.
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Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com. |
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07-22-2005, 02:11 AM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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BevMo? Is that like Circle K and Tom Thumb. Places that don't exist in Ohio.
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07-22-2005, 02:39 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Willow Glen, CA
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Beverages and More -- specialty store where you can usually find "hard-to-find" beverages.
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Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com. |
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07-22-2005, 05:52 AM
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Roster Filler
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Cicero
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A real bitch just because she's a wife, and, well, she can.
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07-22-2005, 07:10 AM
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Dearly Missed
(9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: DC Suburbs
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I actually put the game on your doorstep in hopes you would open it up and play it. Because as you do that, it is sending me all your bank information, passwords, SSN, and I will assume your life momentarily.....(insert evil laugh+music)
Wait....I just foiled my own plans since I told you what I was doing...
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07-22-2005, 07:13 AM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edmonton
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"I'll never join you!" Besides. Blue is for hockey, Red is football. That's the way it has always been, that's the way it will always be. You have it backwards, my friend. (We're Europe bound too, and we got a trophy to show for it ) |
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