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Old 07-14-2005, 03:18 PM   #1
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We've been conditioned.

Go to a drink vending machine. Look at the choices.

See a drink with a white cap. See a drink with a brightly colored cap.

Which do you buy?

You buy the one with the brightly colored cap because it signifies a contest or promotion.

Plain white caps aren't used when soft drink companies are running a promotion.
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Old 07-14-2005, 03:23 PM   #2
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I don't really... I buy whatever drink I want. But I usually drink water anyway.
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Old 07-14-2005, 03:32 PM   #3
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You're damn right I've been conditioned! It's f'n hot out!
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Old 07-14-2005, 03:41 PM   #4
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What if it's the machine that throws the cup down and fluid starts shooting into the cup?

What if the brightly colored cap is so bright it's white?
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Old 07-14-2005, 03:42 PM   #5
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I've noticed this, but it never affects my choice.
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Old 07-14-2005, 03:44 PM   #6
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I try to avoid the drinks with black caps. Does that make me racist?
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Old 07-14-2005, 03:50 PM   #7
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You're crazy. Nobody notices cap color.

Now, if you look under the cap and the little plastic thingy is grey instead of white, hot damn, now you've got a contest.
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Old 07-14-2005, 03:52 PM   #8
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Of course if the color were pink, I'm guessing only women would buy it. I wonder why they don't use pink on Diet Coke?
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Old 07-14-2005, 03:53 PM   #9
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You're crazy. Nobody notices cap color.

Now, if you look under the cap and the little plastic thingy is grey instead of white, hot damn, now you've got a contest.

I admit to this.
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Old 07-14-2005, 03:54 PM   #10
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I've never noticed cap color. Ever. In fact, at a vending machine, you can't even see the bottle until it comes out.
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Old 07-14-2005, 03:58 PM   #11
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I've never noticed cap color. Ever. In fact, at a vending machine, you can't even see the bottle until it comes out.
In fact, newer vending machines have a clear front, much like a snack machine, so that you can see the drinks before you purchase them.


EDIT: Sorry, but your post sounded so lawyer-esque, kinda like McCoy on Law & Order... *dah dah*... that I had to respond in kind.
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Old 07-14-2005, 04:00 PM   #12
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Not any of the ones I've seen. The slide door ones at the check-out counters at stores, sure, but the regular vending machines...none that I've seen/used.
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Old 07-14-2005, 04:16 PM   #13
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Not any of the ones I've seen. The slide door ones at the check-out counters at stores, sure, but the regular vending machines...none that I've seen/used.

They probably haven't brought them down there because they aren't hurricane proof
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Old 07-14-2005, 04:27 PM   #14
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I have to say, if I walk into a 7-11 and they have bottles of the same pop that I want to buy, and some have white caps and others have coloured caps, I do buy the coloured capped bottle, because of the contest...
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Old 07-14-2005, 04:29 PM   #15
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They probably haven't brought them down there because they aren't hurricane proof

Nah, they're afraid of lawsuits from Florida State players. They're afraid the players will be used to getting things for free and since they aren't very smart will try to reach in and grab a drink, thus breaking their fingers.
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Old 07-14-2005, 04:30 PM   #16
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I have to say, if I walk into a 7-11 and they have bottles of the same pop that I want to buy, and some have white caps and others have coloured caps, I do buy the coloured capped bottle, because of the contest...

I also bet you don't even look to see what the contest is.
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Old 07-14-2005, 04:57 PM   #17
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I also bet you don't even look to see what the contest is.

Heh...nope, not really...just the chance to win stuff is good enough...

My luck, the one time I win it will be for some hillary duff CD or something.

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Old 07-14-2005, 05:15 PM   #18
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Not any of the ones I've seen. The slide door ones at the check-out counters at stores, sure, but the regular vending machines...none that I've seen/used.

I guess this snazzy vending machine technology hasn't reached Kansas yet either because I have no idea what any of you are talking about. None of that see-thru mumbo jumbo: you can't see the cap until the bottle drops.

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Old 07-14-2005, 07:54 PM   #19
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We have them in Oklahoma.
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Old 07-15-2005, 09:58 AM   #20
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We have a pizza vending machine here. You can get a whole pizza from the thing

Amazing the human technology is.
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Old 07-15-2005, 10:21 AM   #21
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I guess this snazzy vending machine technology hasn't reached Kansas yet either because I have no idea what any of you are talking about. None of that see-thru mumbo jumbo: you can't see the cap until the bottle drops.

SI

I can only think of 3 places where there are vending machines that I regularly see. One is in this building where I work, one is Wal-Mart, and the other is where my daughter has gymnastics. They're all the old style, even though a couple of them look pretty new.
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Old 07-15-2005, 10:33 AM   #22
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I actually did avoid buying a diet-coke the other day b/c it had a green cap and I thought it meant it was that yucky lime diet coke crap. After reading this thread, I went back and checked and sure enough the green cap means a game cap ... not lime. Man, I could have won a new car or something.
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Old 07-15-2005, 11:09 AM   #23
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Ksyrup - I think you should change your sig to the following:

Don't it make you wonder what came first - the insatiable hunger or unquenchable thirst?

Does it matter at all once you check...under the bottlecap?
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Old 07-15-2005, 11:31 AM   #24
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I can only think of 3 places where there are vending machines that I regularly see. One is in this building where I work, one is Wal-Mart, and the other is where my daughter has gymnastics. They're all the old style, even though a couple of them look pretty new.

The engineering building at KU has some of the (now outdated, I guess) can and 20 oz bottle dispensers. But they also have one of those coffee machines like in T2 with the playing cards ("Hey, I got a full house. Must be my lucky day") and a "food" vending machine with stuff like sandwiches of an indeterminate age.

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Old 07-15-2005, 11:35 AM   #25
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UofI had this cool vending machine where a mini-platform would go up or down depending on where the pop was, and the bottle would get plopped onto the platform, then the platform would bring it to the bottom and you could grab it. If it didn't cost a dollar to see it everytime I coulda sat there for hours.
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Old 07-15-2005, 11:36 AM   #26
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we have those all over the place here.
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Old 07-15-2005, 12:03 PM   #27
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I have to say, if I walk into a 7-11 and they have bottles of the same pop that I want to buy, and some have white caps and others have African-American caps, I do buy the African-American capped bottle, because of the contest...

Fixed it (for sensitivity reasons...)
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Old 07-15-2005, 12:33 PM   #28
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Fixed it (for sensitivity reasons...)

Whew! Thanks! Would have hated to go to the box for that one!

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Old 07-15-2005, 12:37 PM   #29
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Whew! Thanks! Would have hated to go to the box for that one!


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