What the Hell Was That All-Star Opening?

JPhillips · 07-12-2005, 07:04 PM

A Bad-News Bears commercial and crappy clips of players and muscle cars.

I'd al,most rather have another Will Smith song.

Ksyrup · 07-12-2005, 07:05 PM

I don't who that red blob sitting next to Kevin Kennedy is, but if her goal is to land the role as Kirstie Alley's stunt double in Fat Actress II, she's got the job.

Celeval · 07-12-2005, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I don't who that red blob sitting next to Kevin Kennedy is, but if her goal is to land the role as Kirstie Alley's stunt double in Fat Actress II, she's got the job.

Tip: don't actually say that in front of said pregnant woman. That could cause problems.

Fouts · 07-12-2005, 07:15 PM

I'm picking Miguel Tejada as MVP (pre-game).

Ksyrup · 07-12-2005, 07:16 PM

All I saw was 5 seconds. I'm glad she has an excuse.

Celeval · 07-12-2005, 07:31 PM

Classy move for the moment of silence. Didn't know that the British national anthem was to the same tune of "My Country Tis of Thee".

Ryche · 07-12-2005, 07:31 PM

British National Anthem? Are you sure?

vtbub · 07-12-2005, 07:32 PM

That be God save the Queen.

Klinglerware · 07-12-2005, 07:35 PM

Unclassy move to not televise the Canadian national anthem, as is the recent trend. Does anybody remember when they stopped showing it in the US market?

JeeberD · 07-12-2005, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Fouts

I'm picking Miguel Tejada as MVP (pre-game).

I'm going with the almost-snub, Morgan Ensberg.

sovereignstar · 07-12-2005, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I don't who that red blob sitting next to Kevin Kennedy is, but if her goal is to land the role as Kirstie Alley's stunt double in Fat Actress II, she's got the job.

niiiice

Rizon · 07-12-2005, 07:43 PM

The Fantastic 4 tie-in was the worst tie-in ever in the history of life in this universe.

And once again FOX has to whore some kind of product .... showing how you can edit frames using MS Paint 95.

sovereignstar · 07-12-2005, 07:44 PM

Hey guys, what's a change-up?

JeeberD · 07-12-2005, 07:47 PM

I need Scooter to explain to me what a double play is!!!

Fouts · 07-12-2005, 08:16 PM

Go Miggy!

Suicane75 · 07-12-2005, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

Hey guys, what's a change-up?

2 Cocks.

sterlingice · 07-12-2005, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

I need Scooter to explain to me what a double play is!!!

Scooter must die! I love trying to bring sports to non-sports fans. ESPN did a great job with this with their NHL Rules games. But he's just insulting to everyone's intelligence. He's like Clippy for Office.

SI

JeeberD · 07-12-2005, 09:43 PM

Who the bloody fuck are the Wynans?

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 07-12-2005, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Who the bloody fuck are the Wynans?

JeeberD · 07-12-2005, 10:01 PM

The guys who sang during the seventh inning stretch...

Ksyrup · 07-12-2005, 10:04 PM

You've never heard of BeBe, CeCe, DeDe, HeHe, and ZeZe? I mean, I've never actually heard them, but they're well known for whatever they do. Kinda like Tom Joyner - the name is way too familiar, but I couldn't tell you a thing about what he does.

Maple Leafs · 07-12-2005, 10:16 PM

What, no mention of the pregnant chick cutting off legend Ernie Harwell in mid-story?

Ksyrup · 07-12-2005, 10:20 PM

I wasn't paying much attention, but that's what I thought happened. They let him talk about the good ol' days for like 10 seconds, then she was like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, you could jabber on for hours, I know...Billy Bob Thornton's got this new movie coming out!"

Fouts · 07-12-2005, 10:31 PM

Congrats Miggy! Lets give a millionaire a free corvette, oh boy.

WSUCougar · 07-12-2005, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

What, no mention of the pregnant chick cutting off legend Ernie Harwell in mid-story?

Yeah, class move there indeed. Between her doing that and that animated wax figure Kevin Kennedy pronouncing one of the all-time great Tigers' last names as "Kay-lin" (UGH!) in front of Harwell, Fox was hitting on all cylinders.

I do love Joe Buck, though.

JeffNights · 07-12-2005, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Yeah, class move there indeed. Between her doing that and that animated wax figure Kevin Kennedy pronouncing one of the all-time great Tigers' last names as "Kay-lin" (UGH!) in front of Harwell, Fox was hitting on all cylinders.

I do love Joe Buck, though.

Absolutely, I mean seriously, Al Kaline is not some unknown old ballplayer, hes a bonefied hall of famer.

And cutting off Ernie? Shame on that fat whore.

07-12-2005, 07:05 PM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I don't who that red blob sitting next to Kevin Kennedy is, but if her goal is to land the role as Kirstie Alley's stunt double in Fat Actress II, she's got the job. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

07-12-2005, 07:16 PM	#5
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	All I saw was 5 seconds. I'm glad she has an excuse. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

07-12-2005, 07:31 PM	#7
Ryche College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Highlands Ranch, CO, USA	British National Anthem? Are you sure? __________________ Some knots are better left untied.

07-12-2005, 07:32 PM	#8
vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	That be God save the Queen. __________________

07-12-2005, 07:47 PM	#14
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I need Scooter to explain to me what a double play is!!! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-12-2005, 07:15 PM	#4
Fouts College Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: California	I'm picking Miguel Tejada as MVP (pre-game).

07-12-2005, 07:31 PM	#6
Celeval Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cary, NC, USA	Classy move for the moment of silence. Didn't know that the British national anthem was to the same tune of "My Country Tis of Thee".

07-12-2005, 07:35 PM	#9
Klinglerware College Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The DMV	Unclassy move to not televise the Canadian national anthem, as is the recent trend. Does anybody remember when they stopped showing it in the US market?

07-12-2005, 07:44 PM	#13
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Hey guys, what's a change-up?

07-12-2005, 08:16 PM	#15
Fouts College Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: California	Go Miggy!

07-12-2005, 09:43 PM	#18
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Who the bloody fuck are the Wynans? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-12-2005, 10:01 PM	#20
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	The guys who sang during the seventh inning stretch... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-12-2005, 10:04 PM	#21
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	You've never heard of BeBe, CeCe, DeDe, HeHe, and ZeZe? I mean, I've never actually heard them, but they're well known for whatever they do. Kinda like Tom Joyner - the name is way too familiar, but I couldn't tell you a thing about what he does. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

07-12-2005, 10:16 PM	#22
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	What, no mention of the pregnant chick cutting off legend Ernie Harwell in mid-story? __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

07-12-2005, 10:20 PM	#23
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I wasn't paying much attention, but that's what I thought happened. They let him talk about the good ol' days for like 10 seconds, then she was like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, you could jabber on for hours, I know...Billy Bob Thornton's got this new movie coming out!" __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

07-12-2005, 10:31 PM	#24
Fouts College Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: California	Congrats Miggy! Lets give a millionaire a free corvette, oh boy.

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