06-23-2005, 09:48 PM | #1 | ||
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The Greatest Thing I've Ever Learned on the Internet
Is how to fold my shirts.
Game, set, match.
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06-23-2005, 09:53 PM | #2 | |
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2. This girl and her friends keep getting web cams and want to show me 3. Prescription drugs are so easy to get 4. Some lady in africa needs me to send her $5K so I can receive her $100M 5. Goatse is something you don't want to search for on google 6. Neither is tubgirl 7. For some reason my credit cards keep getting hacked so as security measures they keep sending out emails for me to type in my ID and pin number to ensure it wont happen again.
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06-23-2005, 09:53 PM | #3 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I couldn't do that if my life depended on it.
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06-23-2005, 09:54 PM | #4 |
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Rumor has it, thats how they torture the terrorists in Gitmo.
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06-23-2005, 09:57 PM | #5 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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It's like watching a magic trick in slow motion. I don't even understand what they're trying to explain. Those look like the instructions that came with the entertainment center I put together last year.
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06-23-2005, 10:03 PM | #6 |
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I just looked up tubgirl and goatse....All I have to say is...I'll never see anything the same, ever again.
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06-23-2005, 10:04 PM | #7 |
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here's how I do it:
1) wash shirt 2) dry shirt 3) put shirt on bed for wife to fold
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06-23-2005, 10:06 PM | #8 | |
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fixed that for ya. |
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06-23-2005, 10:07 PM | #9 |
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nah, we've got a good agreement. she's seen how badly I fold clothes. for a while, she'd let me fold my clothes (only), but then we struck a deal - I'd wash and dry all the clothes then bring them upstairs for her to fold. works well, couch (and kleenex) not needed.
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06-23-2005, 10:13 PM | #10 | |
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Damn you..... Damn you to HELL...... *****SHUDDDDERRRRRRSSSS******** |
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06-23-2005, 10:22 PM | #11 | |
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06-23-2005, 10:27 PM | #12 |
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This is funny, but I don't think I had ever learned so much about the internet when I read its entry for Internet Phenomenon
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06-23-2005, 10:29 PM | #13 | |
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Why would you look up the 2nd one after seeing the first one? |
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06-23-2005, 10:31 PM | #14 |
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We had to see which was worse.
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06-23-2005, 10:38 PM | #15 | |
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I randomly looked up goatse first...then.....then...oh god.....THEN....... *cries* |
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06-23-2005, 10:40 PM | #16 |
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Goatse ain't nothin' to sneeze at, but tub-girl is just....It's a lot to absorb in one photograph....I faced some hard truths tonight.
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06-23-2005, 10:41 PM | #17 |
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She looked like the kind of girl that Shorty could get drunk with... then go punch guys in the rectum.
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06-24-2005, 12:54 PM | #18 |
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I've never looked up goatse and I don't plan to. Tub girl just happened to be in a forum on fark before the mods deleted it and sent the poster to bandom....
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06-24-2005, 12:54 PM | #19 |
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Come to think of it, where is JohnDX when you need him?
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06-24-2005, 01:04 PM | #20 | |
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here's how I do it: 1) Drop shirt on floor for wife to wash, dry and fold
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06-24-2005, 01:08 PM | #21 |
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David Letterman says if you're a guy and you know how to fold a shirt, you're probably gay. I think he's on to something here.
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06-24-2005, 03:14 PM | #22 | |
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I believe he actually said if you know how to fold a sweater, you're probably gay, but your point is still fairly valid. |
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06-24-2005, 04:04 PM | #23 | |
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I FEEL SICK !! Thanks a lot you BASTARDS !! |
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06-24-2005, 04:38 PM | #24 |
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About the goatse/tubgirl people. Yes, yes, I got tricked into seeing goatse. Then someone tried to get me to go see tubgirl. Now, let's see... this person sent me first to a horrible picture of a manrectum wants to send me to something called tubgirl. Needless to say, I have yet to see that.
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06-24-2005, 05:25 PM | #25 | |
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06-24-2005, 05:34 PM | #26 |
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Here's how I do it:
(1) Gather laundary. (2) Drop off laundary at place. (3) Pick up laundary two days later (4) Put away fresh and folded clothes. |
06-24-2005, 05:46 PM | #27 | |
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06-24-2005, 09:13 PM | #28 | |
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Well, that point of my story was that if the person who sent me to goatse said to go to tubgirl, I didn't really trust that person and won't go there. Kindof like the people who have some bad pizza and go "this tastes awful, try some" or bad cologne and says "this smells awful, smell it". SI
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06-24-2005, 09:34 PM | #29 | |
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*whimpers something incoherent that sounds like * What Owl Said..... *curls up in a tighter ball and whimpers further....* |
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06-24-2005, 11:27 PM | #30 |
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What the problem is? Doesn't seem that bad to me.
But seriously, it stuns me that there's net savvy people who haven't seen goatse and tubgirl, I thought that was a standard part of the interent initiation. I think I remember firing up my 1200 baud modem, logged into prodigy, and spending 4 hours gophering around just to download an ASCII rendering of that dude pulling his butthole apart. |
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