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Old 06-24-2005, 08:43 AM   #1
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What kind of spider is this? (pictures)

I get this spiders all over my house here in the Bay Area, California. Never seen them in a web, just scurrying up my walls, in my bed, or in other dark and dry places. I've also seen them jump just a bit (but not far) when I poke at them. This one was in our laundry a couple years ago, and with leg-length was a little smaller than a silver-dollar. It's not a tarantula or recluse, but that's all I know. Anyone know?




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Old 06-24-2005, 09:13 AM   #2
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I've always called those wolf spiders, but dunno for sure.
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Old 06-24-2005, 09:34 AM   #3
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I'm not sure but maybe a LARGER PICTURE would help.
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Old 06-24-2005, 09:39 AM   #4
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It almost looks like a hobo spider....
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Old 06-24-2005, 10:51 AM   #5
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Old 06-24-2005, 11:15 AM   #6
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In all seriousness, if I was in your situation I think I would have to move out my house.
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Old 06-24-2005, 11:17 AM   #7
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I don't think that's a spider. But for you it's too late, as the alien is already in your belly.
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Old 06-24-2005, 11:34 AM   #8
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Ew-- he had David Arquette in his house. Kill it!

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Old 06-24-2005, 11:39 AM   #9
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I bet Grissom would know.
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Old 06-24-2005, 11:45 AM   #10
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Old 06-24-2005, 11:48 AM   #11
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I'm a little creeped out they're in your bed. Are you having trouble with the ladies? I think that might be part of the problem.
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Old 06-24-2005, 11:49 AM   #12
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Spiders in a home are good luck, no? When I see a spider I usually say something nice to it.
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Old 06-24-2005, 11:49 AM   #13
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I'd be freaked out if I saw that.
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Old 06-24-2005, 11:51 AM   #14
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Spiders in a home are good luck, no? When I see a spider I usually say something nice to it.

Like what?
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Old 06-24-2005, 11:52 AM   #15
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I bet Grissom would know.

Damn straight.

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Old 06-24-2005, 11:55 AM   #16
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Like what?

Like "I'm sorry I'm about to ruthlessly crush you with a wad of paper towels, then ship your battered remains directly to the sewer system, with the only sound being *flush*".
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Old 06-24-2005, 11:58 AM   #17
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Like "I'm sorry I'm about to ruthlessly crush you with a wad of paper towels, then ship your battered remains directly to the sewer system, with the only sound being *flush*".

that is kind of curteous and nice.
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Old 06-24-2005, 01:00 PM   #18
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Looks like a brown bellied nut-gobbler. Protect your nuts.
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Old 06-24-2005, 01:02 PM   #19
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Like what?

Like "Hello Mr. Spider. Watch out for my cat, Martin Luther, who for some reason likes to eat spiders."
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Old 06-24-2005, 01:12 PM   #20
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I agree with the assessment "wolf spider". They are pretty common in CA.

As for the rest of you wimps....I've still got Black Widows in my Freaking Mailbox!!
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Old 06-24-2005, 01:14 PM   #21
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Actually, I'm more scared of that pubic hair in the pic.


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Old 06-24-2005, 01:17 PM   #22
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When you think of pubic hair, think of Maximus.
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Old 06-24-2005, 01:18 PM   #23
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Actually, I'm more scared of that pubic hair in the pic.


Dude, if that is what your pubic hair looks like then you've got pubic hair issues.
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Old 06-24-2005, 01:19 PM   #24
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Dude, if that is what your pubic hair looks like then you've got pubic hair issues.


Why would I have issues? Maybe I straighten my pubics with hair straightener .

edit: it could be a butt hair.

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Old 06-24-2005, 01:29 PM   #25
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Wolf Spiders

Habitat: Common household pest in the fall when they are looking for a warm place to overwinter. They are commonly found around doors, windows, house plants, basements, garages, and in almost all terrestrial habitats. They do not spin a web but roam at night to hunt for food. Wolf spiders are often confused with the brown recluse, but they lack the unmistakable violin-shaped marking behind the head. The wolf spider is shy and seeks to run away when disturbed.
Description: Wolf spiders range from about 1/2 inch to 2 inches in length, hairy, and are typically brown to gray in color with various markings or lines. Wolf spider mothers carry their large egg sacs around with them. When the young spiderlings hatch they climb onto their mother's back and ride around until partially grown. Wolf spiders are not poisonous, though as with all spiders, bites may cause reactions in certain individuals.
Control: Please contact your local county extension office for current information.
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Old 06-24-2005, 01:32 PM   #26
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You can't stop the wolf spiders. You can only hope to contain them.
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Old 06-24-2005, 01:44 PM   #27
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I'd rather have wolf spiders and black widows that these things. Meet my introduction to arachnophobia, the Sydney Funnel Web Spider.
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Old 06-24-2005, 02:35 PM   #28
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Good fun with a slingshot, but muy mal when you walk/ride/run through their undetected web. There is only one question on your mind: "Where he at?"

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Old 06-24-2005, 02:42 PM   #29
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In my last job, I had to take a tour of this barrier island in NE Florida that was uninhabited, but was about to be developed. These spiders were literally **everywhere**. I have never seen anything like it in my entire life. You would look to your left off the trail and their would be webs with those things literally by the thousands. It was almost like a scene from a movie. We had to carry sticks to knock the webs down as we walked down these deer trails. I had to take like two showers that night, cause I had that crawly sensation.
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Old 06-24-2005, 03:17 PM   #30
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Southeast Texas is just as bad in certain areas around the Trinty River. Rumor has it that these beasts came with our Bananas (thus the name... duuh) in the early part of the last century. If there is one place on earth that mimics equatorial climate conditions, its the coast of the Gulf of Mexico. They love it here, and our Chinese Tallow Trees welcome them with billions of open arms.

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Old 06-24-2005, 03:33 PM   #31
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Just to be safe, I'd set fire to your house.
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Old 06-24-2005, 03:37 PM   #32
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I agree with the assessment "wolf spider". They are pretty common in CA.

As for the rest of you wimps....I've still got Black Widows in my Freaking Mailbox!!

For those of you who missed it, here's a classic thread:

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Old 06-24-2005, 04:09 PM   #33
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In my last job, I had to take a tour of this barrier island in NE Florida that was uninhabited, but was about to be developed. These spiders were literally **everywhere**. I have never seen anything like it in my entire life. You would look to your left off the trail and their would be webs with those things literally by the thousands. It was almost like a scene from a movie. We had to carry sticks to knock the webs down as we walked down these deer trails. I had to take like two showers that night, cause I had that crawly sensation.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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Old 06-24-2005, 04:11 PM   #34
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I remember the banana spiders from my service stint on Okinawa. They were creepy, but not as bad as the GIANT BATS that swooped out of trees at you.
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Old 06-24-2005, 04:21 PM   #35
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I really like tallow trees. Kindof miss them up here in Kansas.

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