06-24-2005, 06:51 AM | #1 | ||
Captain Obvious
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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Buying a lapdance
I am looking to buy a lapdance. I am wondering if I should take advantage of the current deal being offered by the strip club down the street or if one of the FOFC members is likely to offer a better dell later this summer. I want to buy a lapdance capable of giving me a good time, but I don't want to spend more then $1,000 on a labdance and STD protection combined. I don't date pornstars so I probably don't need an enormous hardon.
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06-24-2005, 06:57 AM | #2 |
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06-24-2005, 07:27 AM | #3 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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One of the better ones lately, I'll give you that. However...
1. No lab/lap joke thrown in for good measure; and 2. No spoof on the pretty obvious "specs" portion of the original post. So, I have to give you a B-. But as these things have gone lately, that's pretty high.
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06-24-2005, 07:32 AM | #4 | |
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06-24-2005, 07:38 AM | #5 | |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Yeah, I couldn't tell if that was a purposeful misspelling of "deal" or not. Extra credit if it was intentional, given the computer connection to the original and the history of dell people on this board, but I doubt it was.
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