06-17-2005, 01:23 PM | #1 | ||
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Is Billy Bob Bitter?
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I kind of believe him. It's always the quiet ones that rock the house. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Billie Bob knocks sex with Jolie By Georgina Littlejohn, Metro 17 June 2005 When describing your ex's ability between the sheets, it can be hard to couch it tactfully. So Billy Bob Thornton just came right out and spoke as he found. Sleeping with Angelina Jolie is like '****ing the couch', the 49-year-old actor said. His wincingly candid proclamation is likely to upset the Tomb Raider star's legion of fans, who last year voted her the world's sexiest woman. 'Sex doesn't have to be with a model to be good,' said Thornton, who divorced Jolie in 2002 after three years of marriage. Although he stopped short of mentioning Jolie by name, he told Esquire magazine: 'Sometimes with the model, the actress or the sexiest person in the world, it may literally be like ****ing the couch.' For her part, Jolie, 30, could never be accused of prudishness. She has boasted about her love of lesbian sex and said the man who meets her sadomasochistic needs will be 'the one'. Of course, the best person to ask may be Brad Pitt. Jolie has hinted that she and the 40-year-old actor had a fling while making their new film, Mr and Mrs Smith. hxxp://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/articles/19354891?source=Metro
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06-17-2005, 01:24 PM | #2 |
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The only way this will ever be decided is if I have sex with her and provide an unbiased report!
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06-17-2005, 01:32 PM | #3 | |
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06-20-2005, 07:10 AM | #4 |
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Who has f*cked a couch?
How can one make that comparison?
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06-20-2005, 07:14 AM | #5 | |
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06-20-2005, 07:14 AM | #6 | |
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Maybe the same people that F*ck inflatable penguins?
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06-20-2005, 07:42 AM | #7 | |
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06-20-2005, 08:05 AM | #8 |
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I'll volunteer to sleep with her to have first hand account of her "love of lesbian sex"...it's a sacrifice, but someone's gotta do it. It's all in the name of science, right?
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06-20-2005, 08:09 AM | #9 | |
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06-20-2005, 08:15 AM | #10 | |
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06-20-2005, 09:03 AM | #11 | |
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And...uh...y'know, like I was saying above...it would be a good idea to have a second "observer" to verify your...um..."observations." I'll volunteer! |
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06-20-2005, 09:14 AM | #13 | |
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06-20-2005, 09:49 AM | #14 |
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I'd hit it . . .
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Nice crack.
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06-20-2005, 10:58 AM | #16 |
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More pushin' in the cushin'!
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06-20-2005, 11:44 AM | #17 |
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This thread reminds me of furnitureporn.com (it's only NSFW if furniture in compromising positions is considered porn).
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06-20-2005, 11:48 AM | #18 |
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I hope there's some Scotchguard on that sweet little baby...
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06-20-2005, 11:55 AM | #19 |
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Man, you guys like 'em wide-assed. Me, I prefer those sweet, tight-assed armchairs. When they recline just right...oh yeah!
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06-20-2005, 12:07 PM | #20 | |
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Don't be bashing my wide assed Sof-Lo...
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