I WANT A GUINNESS!

terpkristin · 06-11-2005, 07:32 PM

The internet is a cruel place.
I'm sitting here, thinking about how much I'd like a cupcake (don't ask why, because I don't know), and I surf over to one of the sites I frequent, The Daily Gadget. Lo and behold, they have a link for "A Guide for the Un-Initiated to Buying Guinness..." (link: http://www.ivo.se/guinness/beginner.html )

And of course, now I want Guinness, too.

Guinness and a cupcake. Mmmm....

/tk

Lathum · 06-11-2005, 07:41 PM

Funny. I was just drinking a guiness saying I wish I had someone to share this with.

JonInMiddleGA · 06-11-2005, 08:03 PM

Actually, I found Guinness & soft chocolate chip cookies to be quite tasty together.

Lathum · 06-11-2005, 08:05 PM

Guiness and chocolate ice cream. Like a rootbeer float, but better.

korme · 06-11-2005, 08:11 PM

Nati and cheetos?

Schmidty · 06-11-2005, 08:19 PM

Guiness = The most over-rated, under-flavored stouts ever to pass my lips. You aren't missing anything (IMO, of course).

Want a truly delicious stout? Try Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout. Or SS's Imperial Stout. Or Rogue's Shakespeare Stout. Or.......hell, just about any small brewery's house stout, or porter, or.....anything.

Start your search here: www.beeradvocate.com

terpkristin · 06-11-2005, 08:20 PM

Hey I agree, I LOVE Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout. And Rogue's Shakespeare Stout. Never had the Imperial stout

But I also like Guinness. It will always have a special place in my heart.

And it's cheaper than Sam Smith's or most of the others...

/tk

Schmidty · 06-11-2005, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terpkristin

Hey I agree, I LOVE Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout. And Rogue's Shakespeare Stout. Never had the Imperial stout

But I also like Guinness. It will always have a special place in my heart.

And it's cheaper than Sam Smith's or most of the others...

/tk

True. At least you know there's something else out there.

terpkristin · 06-11-2005, 08:21 PM

And Guinness IS better in Ireland. I've had friends smuggle some back for me each time. And been there myself once to have it straight from the source. Smoother aftertaste, IMO...

/tk

MJ4H · 06-11-2005, 08:24 PM

i want corndog in the peehole

Schmidty · 06-11-2005, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terpkristin

And Guinness IS better in Ireland. I've had friends smuggle some back for me each time. And been there myself once to have it straight from the source. Smoother aftertaste, IMO...

/tk

See, I'm a bit jealous now. I'm 75% Irish and 25 % German, but I'll probably never see the lande where my Grandma and Grandpa were born since I'm terrified of the ocean.

Schmidty · 06-11-2005, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MattJones4Heisman

i want corndog in the peehole

MattJones4WierdCorndogFetish?

JeffR · 06-11-2005, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terpkristin

And Guinness IS better in Ireland. I've had friends smuggle some back for me each time. And been there myself once to have it straight from the source. Smoother aftertaste, IMO...

Amen. I'd wondered what people saw in Guinness until I had a pint that had been poured properly and served at the correct temperature in a pub within walking distance of St. James' Gate. Completely different experience than the times I'd had it before, in restaurants and bars that served it the same way they would Coors Light. If there's a more relaxing thing in the world than sitting in an Irish pub drinking a pint of Guinness, I haven't found it yet.

Although drinking enough of it over a few days does have some interesting effects on your intestinal tract...

Lathum · 06-11-2005, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

See, I'm a bit jealous now. I'm 75% Irish and 25 % German, but I'll probably never see the lande where my Grandma and Grandpa were born since I'm terrified of the ocean.

pussy

Fonzie · 06-11-2005, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty

See, I'm a bit jealous now. I'm 75% Irish and 25 % German, but I'll probably never see the lande where my Grandma and Grandpa were born since I'm terrified of the ocean.

I hear that you no longer need to actually touch the ocean to travel to Europe. A newfangled contraption or something...

Coffee Warlord · 06-11-2005, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JeffR

Although drinking enough of it over a few days does have some interesting effects on your intestinal tract...

The technical term is Dread Guinness Farts.

JeffR · 06-11-2005, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Fonzie

I hear that you no longer need to actually touch the ocean to travel to Europe. A newfangled contraption or something...

You can't trust those dirigible things, though. Just look at the Hindenburg.

JeffR · 06-11-2005, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

The technical term is Dread Guinness Farts.

Actually, I was referring to the blackening effects. I thought I was bleeding internally until I realized it was the product of all that iron.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-11-2005, 11:08 PM

I need a hotdog. I dream about hotdogs. I want a hotdog right now. Actually two - one with mustard, onions and saurkraut and one with chili, cheese and onions.

Wonder what Arlie's doing....

Schmidty · 06-11-2005, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Fonzie

I hear that you no longer need to actually touch the ocean to travel to Europe. A newfangled contraption or something...

Under. Over. Either way, the phrase "the ocean" is involved. I'll pass.

sabotai · 06-11-2005, 11:22 PM

I don't drink anything less than 30 proof. You're all a bunch of pansies.

Schmidty · 06-11-2005, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

I don't drink anything less than 30 proof. You're all a bunch of pansies.

No, we are all a bunch of non-alchies.

korme · 06-11-2005, 11:32 PM

You are technically more of a pansy, sab, since you can't stomach the taste of beer, ya pansy.

sabotai · 06-11-2005, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

You are technically more of a pansy, sab, since you can't stomach the taste of beer, ya pansy.

I didn't say I couldn't stomach it. I hate it. But I have drank it in the past. I had too if I wanted to get drunk a lot of the times. The world is full of beer drinking pansies.

*wonders if Shorty is going to round up his brute squad and come to his house*

korme · 06-12-2005, 12:12 AM

That's an interesting choice of shirt, sab.

*sets laptop down, proceeds to move in*

Galaxy · 06-12-2005, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I need a hotdog. I dream about hotdogs. I want a hotdog right now. Actually two - one with mustard, onions and saurkraut and one with chili, cheese and onions.

Wonder what Arlie's doing....

Arlie's got the "hotdog"?

Schmidty · 06-12-2005, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

Arlie's got the "hotdog"?

As a married man: Leave it alone. That one was too easy. There's no challenge. Uphold the brotherhood.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 06-12-2005, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

Arlie's got the "hotdog"?

No , he has the car keys and the cash.

McSweeny · 06-12-2005, 11:13 AM

ahhh i had several guinness last night, each one better than the last

06-11-2005, 08:03 PM	#3
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Actually, I found Guinness & soft chocolate chip cookies to be quite tasty together. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

06-11-2005, 08:19 PM	#6
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Guiness = The most over-rated, under-flavored stouts ever to pass my lips. You aren't missing anything (IMO, of course). Want a truly delicious stout? Try Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout. Or SS's Imperial Stout. Or Rogue's Shakespeare Stout. Or.......hell, just about any small brewery's house stout, or porter, or.....anything. Start your search here: www.beeradvocate.com __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

06-11-2005, 08:20 PM	#7
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	Hey I agree, I LOVE Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout. And Rogue's Shakespeare Stout. Never had the Imperial stout But I also like Guinness. It will always have a special place in my heart. And it's cheaper than Sam Smith's or most of the others... /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

06-11-2005, 08:21 PM	#9
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	And Guinness IS better in Ireland. I've had friends smuggle some back for me each time. And been there myself once to have it straight from the source. Smoother aftertaste, IMO... /tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin Last edited by terpkristin : 06-11-2005 at 08:22 PM.

06-11-2005, 08:24 PM	#10
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	i want corndog in the peehole __________________ My YouTube channel My Twitch channel My Sharona

06-11-2005, 07:41 PM	#2
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Funny. I was just drinking a guiness saying I wish I had someone to share this with.

06-11-2005, 08:05 PM	#4
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Guiness and chocolate ice cream. Like a rootbeer float, but better.

06-11-2005, 08:11 PM	#5
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Nati and cheetos?

06-11-2005, 11:08 PM	#19
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	I need a hotdog. I dream about hotdogs. I want a hotdog right now. Actually two - one with mustard, onions and saurkraut and one with chili, cheese and onions. Wonder what Arlie's doing....

06-11-2005, 11:22 PM	#21
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	I don't drink anything less than 30 proof. You're all a bunch of pansies.

06-11-2005, 11:32 PM	#23
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	You are technically more of a pansy, sab, since you can't stomach the taste of beer, ya pansy.

06-12-2005, 12:12 AM	#25
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	That's an interesting choice of shirt, sab. sets laptop down, proceeds to move in

06-12-2005, 11:13 AM	#29
McSweeny College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Somerville, MA	ahhh i had several guinness last night, each one better than the last

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