Overheard this witty banter

[cartman]

I cannot vouch for the authenticity of this supposed exchange...

[Fritz, Shorty3281 and Coffee Warlord are drinking coffee in Coffee Warlord's kitchen]
Fritz: Mmmm! Goddamn, Coffee Warlord! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Shorty would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Coffee Warlord: Knock it off, Fritz.
Fritz: [pause] What?
Coffee Warlord: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When the sister of that hot chick goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead Banned Poster in my garage.
Fritz: Oh, Coffee Warlord, don't even worry about that...
Coffee Warlord: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Banned Poster Storage?
Fritz: Coffee Warlord, you know I ain't seen no...
Coffee Warlord: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Banned Poster Storage?
Fritz: [pause] No. I didn't.
Coffee Warlord: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Fritz: Why?
Coffee Warlord: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead Banned Posters ain't my fucking business, that's why!

[cuervo72]

I can't imagine Fritz as a gourmet coffee guy.

[Mantle2600]

pulp fiction. great movie

[korme]

if the only reason i was included in this is because pulp fiction is my favorite movie, well god dammit, a+

[BigJohn&TheLions]

I heard a real funny exchange...

I wal up to a corner to cross at the light. Two young girls (19ish) are waiting to cross. The first one is wearing an outfit that reveals just a bit too much of her slightly overweight frame, and has one of those nasty piercings above the lip. All I heard of the conversation was this:

Girl #1: (sounding desperate) "What am I gonna do?"

Girl #2: "You could get a job..."

Girl #1: "Na. Fuck dat!"

I just walked away, holding in the laughter.

[Radii]

^5 Cartman

[judicial clerk]

[Fritz paces around in Coffee Warlord's bedroom on the phone with Skydog explaining the situation.]
Fritz: You got to appreciate what an explosive element the Sister of the Hot Chick situation is. If she comes home from a hard day's work and finds a bunch of FOFC Members doin' a bunch of FOFC shit in her kitchen, ain't no tellin' what she's apt to do.

Skydog: Let us speak of the unspeakable.

Fritz: Possibility exists, but unlikely.

Skydog: Why possible but unlikely?

Fritz: 'Cause if push met shove, you know I'll take care of business. But push ain't never gonna meet shove. Because You're gonna solve this shit for us. You're gonna take our asses outta the cold and bring it inside where it's warm. 'Cause if I gotta get into it with CoffeeWarlord about The Sister of the Hot Chick over your boy Shorty, I'm gonna have bad feelings.

Skydog: I've grasped that, Fritz. All I'm doin' is contemplating the "ifs."

Fritz:I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' "ifs." What I wanna hear from your ass is: "you ain't got no problems, Fritz. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there,
chill them FOFC members out and wait for the cavalry, which should be comin' directly."

Skydog: You ain't got no problems, Fritz.
Skydog: I'm on the motherfucker.
Skydog: Go back in there, chill them FOFC Members out and wait for QuikSand, who should be comin' directly.

Fritz:You sendin' QuikSand?

Skydog: Feel better?

Fritz: Shit Negro, that's all you had to say.

[primelord]

Contuing with the theme of mixing in real life exchanges with the Pulp Fiction quotes. I was walking by the guard desk one day at my old job and here the guy say to another guard:

"After yesterday's fiasco I will never do that with a lima bean again."

What the hell was he doing with that lima bean and how did it lead to a fiasco?

[korme]

LoneStarGirl: Whose motorcycle is this?
GoldenEagle: It's a chopper, baby.
LoneStarGirl: Whose chopper is this?
GoldenEagle: It's revrew's.
LoneStarGirl: Who's revrew?
GoldenEagle: rev's dead, baby. rev's dead.

[cartman]

My God, what kind of monster have I created?

[Franklinnoble]

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

LoneStarGirl: Whose motorcycle is this?
GoldenEagle: It's a chopper, baby.
LoneStarGirl: Whose chopper is this?
GoldenEagle: It's revrew's.
LoneStarGirl: Who's revrew?
GoldenEagle: rev's dead, baby. rev's dead.

There's something really wrong with you using revrew as the surrogate for Zed in Pulp Fiction.

[korme]

i had to find a username that rhymed with dead as well as zed does.. sorry rev