04-14-2005, 10:03 PM | #1 | ||
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$%^! Hotel Laundry!
I'm in Houston for the NRA Annual Meetings. Had to get my suit pressed and thought I'd go ahead and get some dress shirts laundered as well. Took the clothes downstairs to the valet this morning. Supposed to have them back by 6:00 tonight.
Now they can't find the clothes. Just had a visit from housekeeping, along with the gentleman who says he delivered the clothes to my room. I was trying to be nice, but I think I might have come across as an ass when I said "Well why don't you come in and show me where you put them?" Yes, someone MUST have broken into my room, ignored every other item of clothing I have, ignored the laptop, ignored the wrapped presents on the table, gone into the closet and stole my clothes. It's the only logical answer. argh.
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04-14-2005, 10:07 PM | #2 |
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well, at least he left the leather S&M bodysuit...
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04-14-2005, 10:10 PM | #3 |
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You should do the convention naked. I bet it'd be great for ratings.
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04-14-2005, 10:13 PM | #4 |
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Howdy stranger, is that a gun in your pocket or are ya happy to see me?
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04-14-2005, 10:14 PM | #5 |
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Location: Newburgh, NY
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You'll have to pry your shirts out of his cold, dead hands!
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04-14-2005, 10:15 PM | #6 |
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Location: Keene, NH
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we should get to vote for our favorite responses
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04-14-2005, 10:21 PM | #7 | |
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ummm... no.
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04-14-2005, 10:34 PM | #8 |
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dola: they just came to the door with my clothes. Guess you don't really remember putting them in my room after all, do you?
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04-14-2005, 10:35 PM | #9 |
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I'm guessing another guest at the hotel happened to notice some unfamiliar looking clothes in their room...
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04-14-2005, 10:36 PM | #10 | |
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hope you popped a cap in his ass
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04-14-2005, 10:38 PM | #11 |
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Location: Houston, or there about
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CAM!!!
Welcome to the armpit of the United States. Just in time for the humidity and the beginning of the heat. YAY! Enjoy yourself and have fun in this big stinky town. Just don't head to the east side, I swear you'll need a new set of lungs if you do.
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04-14-2005, 10:51 PM | #12 |
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Uh...Cam? I think your pop-gun popped it's cork.
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04-14-2005, 10:55 PM | #13 |
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Must be a vast left wing conspiracy.
SI
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04-15-2005, 12:24 AM | #14 | |
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I'll be heading to whatever side of town the strip clubs are in tomorrow night. Any recommendations, Tasan? My sister and her family actually live just north of Houston. They came down tonight and took me out to dinner at a placed called Lupe's Tortilliarie or something like that. Good fajitas. I've also gotten my Sonic lemonberry slush fix, although I have to have a chili cheese dog before I leave. And I had biscuits and gravy for breakfast today. Damn it's good to be back near-home.
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04-15-2005, 08:25 AM | #15 |
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tuck or no tuck?
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04-15-2005, 10:26 AM | #16 |
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i'd take a minute to check what they used for "starch" in the collar....
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04-15-2005, 10:51 AM | #17 |
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You should have put on your G. Gordon Liddy novelty mustache and kicked their ASS.
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04-15-2005, 12:45 PM | #18 | |
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04-15-2005, 04:59 PM | #19 |
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NRA? My professor at Cal Poly is the former top legal counsel for them
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04-15-2005, 07:21 PM | #20 | |
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Got to hang with Oliver North today. Haven't seen Liddy around. Tomorrow Ted Nugent's coming by. Working on getting Tom Selleck on the show. Yes, I'm gunny name dropping. I don't care. Forgot to mention that I'm also interviewing R. Lee Ermey tomorrow. I'm kinda scared.
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04-15-2005, 07:34 PM | #21 |
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Time fer sum Texas Justice. You are aware that as long as you are in Texas, you can shoot someone for something like this and just pay a $20 fine. Unless you were black. Then they'd fry you for, well, being black...
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