Bring Your Own Toliet Paper(Buffalo)

bosshogg23 · 03-17-2005, 02:21 PM

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BUFFALO, New York (AP) -- It was BYOTP time in Buffalo: Bring Your Own Toilet Paper.

A county budget crisis left the bathrooms in a municipal office building with empty soap dispensers, paperless paper towel holders and bare cardboard toilet paper rolls. Employees also complained the bathrooms weren't being cleaned.

I feel bad for the people who sat down and THEN found out

Suicane75 · 03-17-2005, 02:23 PM

Oh the number of Buffalo jokes a heartless man could make.

sovereignstar · 03-17-2005, 02:24 PM

Take your boxers off and wipe yourself down. Then hang them over the toilet paper dispenser for the next guy to use.

Solved.

Suicane75 · 03-17-2005, 02:25 PM

I can't even use toilet paper anymore, I need something soft like a satin pillow case.

Noop · 03-17-2005, 02:27 PM

I dont ever use public bathrooms. If I have to shit I will risk shitting myself before i ever use that nasty crap they give to the public.

03-17-2005, 02:27 PM	#5
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	I dont ever use public bathrooms. If I have to shit I will risk shitting myself before i ever use that nasty crap they give to the public. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

03-17-2005, 02:23 PM	#2
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Oh the number of Buffalo jokes a heartless man could make.

03-17-2005, 02:24 PM	#3
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Take your boxers off and wipe yourself down. Then hang them over the toilet paper dispenser for the next guy to use. Solved.

03-17-2005, 02:25 PM	#4
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I can't even use toilet paper anymore, I need something soft like a satin pillow case.

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