Attention Single Men

Dr. Sak · 01-07-2005, 07:37 PM

Jennifer Aniston is back on the market. Line forms behind me

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Loren · 01-07-2005, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Jennifer Aniston is back on the market. Line forms behind me

fine, but the line for brad starts behind ME.

CraigSca · 01-07-2005, 07:52 PM

Pfft...whatever. I'll take my wife any day.

aran · 01-07-2005, 07:53 PM

Celebrities aren't real people. you should know that!

They're obviously BETTER than real people. That's why they demand such an unhealthy amount of voyeuristic and completely distasteful attention. Thinking that a celebrity would ever date a semi-normal person like you is, at best, wishfull thinking. They would never profane themselves by spending even a second of their time with a mere commoner.

Dr. Sak · 01-07-2005, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by CraigSca

Pfft...whatever. I'll take my wife any day.

Then obviously you arent single

Loren · 01-07-2005, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by aran

Celebrities aren't real people. you should know that!

They're obviously BETTER than real people. That's why they demand such an unhealthy amount of voyeuristic and completely distasteful attention. Thinking that a celebrity would ever date a semi-normal person like you is, at best, wishfull thinking. They would never profane themselves by spending even a second of their time with a mere commoner.

omg stopp taking things soo seriouslyyy

Dr. Sak · 01-07-2005, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Loren

omg stopp taking things soo seriouslyyy

Thank you!

aran · 01-07-2005, 08:01 PM

i'm being satirical and sarcastic.

YOU should stop taking things too seriously

CraigSca · 01-07-2005, 08:03 PM

I like the Nike logo on College Football's most distinctive uniforms.

Flasch186 · 01-07-2005, 08:22 PM

seriously?

seriously.

seriously!

hmmm, just aint the same without facial expressions or inflection....

finkenst · 01-07-2005, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Then obviously you arent single

hello, mr. obvious.

Desnudo · 01-07-2005, 08:29 PM

I wonder who Brad was porking.

Loren · 01-07-2005, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

seriously?

seriously.

seriously!

hmmm, just aint the same without facial expressions or inflection....

three times i read THAT and three times i read INFECTION

omg its retarded Friday....
and Aran, Make MEEEEE

I'll take you down MISTER DOWNNNN!!!!

MizzouRah · 01-07-2005, 08:32 PM

I just left my wife. I hope Jennifer answers the door.

Todd

Loren · 01-07-2005, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MizzouRah

I just left my wife. I hope Jennifer answers the door.
Todd

ohh man Im pretty damn nice and even I'D punch you in the gutt damn hard for that post

I take it this wife isnt one of us recently posting right??

MizzouRah · 01-07-2005, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Loren

ohh man Im pretty damn nice and even I'D punch you in the gutt damn hard for that post

I take it this wife isnt one of us recently posting right??

I'm not THAT dumb that I would let her post here.

She knows I would leave her for Jennifer... well, at least Alyssa Milano.

Todd

Bubba Wheels · 01-07-2005, 08:43 PM

Just an observation from a married man, but for being the hottest 'hunk' in Hollywood, Brad Pitt sure doesn't seem to 'date up.'

vtbub · 01-07-2005, 09:02 PM

My marriage was nice while it lasted unless.....

"Honey, meet my new attendant Jennifer."

kcchief19 · 01-07-2005, 09:17 PM

Let's see ... Brad is from Springfield, Mo., ... and I'm from Springfield, Mo.

Brad was a journalism major at the University of Missouri ... I was a journalism major at the University of Missouri.

Brad once went on a blind date with Sheryl Crow in college ... I once attended a Sheryl Crow concert in college.

Brad Pitt played Rusty in Ocean's 11 ... I want to be Rusty in Ocean's 11 when I grow up.

Lof of similarities there. I think I got a little of Jen needs. Make that a LOT of what she needs.

QuikSand · 01-07-2005, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by kcchief19

Lot of similarities there. I think I got a little of Jen needs. Make that a LOT of what she needs.

I think we have a leader in the clubhouse...

Eaglesfan27 · 01-07-2005, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MizzouRah

I'm not THAT dumb that I would let her post here.

She knows I would leave her for Jennifer... well, at least Alyssa Milano.

Todd

MMMMmmmmmm.. Alyssa Milano.

Schmidty · 01-07-2005, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

I wonder who Brad was porking.

Shorty's mom.

Shhhhhh...........

MizzouRah · 01-08-2005, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

MMMMmmmmmm.. Alyssa Milano.

You aint kidding!

Todd

Flasch186 · 01-08-2005, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

I wonder who Brad was porking.

I wonder who was porking Jen

Dr. Sak · 01-08-2005, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by finkenst

hello, mr. obvious.

That's Captain Obvious to you

Maple Leafs · 01-08-2005, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by kcchief19

Let's see ... Brad is from Springfield, Mo., ... and I'm from Springfield, Mo.

Brad was a journalism major at the University of Missouri ... I was a journalism major at the University of Missouri.

Brad once went on a blind date with Sheryl Crow in college ... I once attended a Sheryl Crow concert in college.

Brad Pitt played Rusty in Ocean's 11 ... I want to be Rusty in Ocean's 11 when I grow up.

Brad Pitt has never won jack squat in the RWBL...

Anthony · 01-08-2005, 11:49 AM

**ATTENTION - THE FOLLOWING POST MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO FEMALE MEMBERS**

i want to put it in Jennifer Aniston's skinny little body and spin her around like she was an underdeveloped rotisserie chicken.

and i want to jam it in Angelina Jolie's big lipped mouth, if a tooth happens to come loose in the process so be it, there will be casualties in war.

JeeberD · 01-10-2005, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by kcchief19

Lof of similarities there. I think I got a little of Jen needs. Make that a LOT of what she needs.

You mean that you got a little of what the guy she just left had. I don't think she's interested...

rkmsuf · 01-10-2005, 01:53 PM

As Noop would say

I think they should both go punch their dicks.

SunDancer · 01-10-2005, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Bubba Wheels

Just an observation from a married man, but for being the hottest 'hunk' in Hollywood, Brad Pitt sure doesn't seem to 'date up.'

What do you mean? He was married to Jen, and was previously engaged to earlier Gwyeth (who I think may be the most hyprociral celeb along with Madonna), but she's pretty hot I think.

Noop · 01-14-2005, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

As Noop would say

I think they should both go punch their dicks.

Haha....

01-07-2005, 07:52 PM	#3
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	Pfft...whatever. I'll take my wife any day. __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

01-07-2005, 07:53 PM	#4
aran High School Varsity Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: New Jersey, USA	Celebrities aren't real people. you should know that! They're obviously BETTER than real people. That's why they demand such an unhealthy amount of voyeuristic and completely distasteful attention. Thinking that a celebrity would ever date a semi-normal person like you is, at best, wishfull thinking. They would never profane themselves by spending even a second of their time with a mere commoner. Last edited by aran : 01-07-2005 at 07:54 PM.

01-07-2005, 08:03 PM	#9
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	I like the Nike logo on College Football's most distinctive uniforms. __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

01-07-2005, 08:22 PM	#10
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	seriously? seriously. seriously! hmmm, just aint the same without facial expressions or inflection.... __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

01-07-2005, 09:02 PM	#18
vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	My marriage was nice while it lasted unless..... "Honey, meet my new attendant Jennifer." __________________

01-07-2005, 08:01 PM	#8
aran High School Varsity Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: New Jersey, USA	i'm being satirical and sarcastic. YOU should stop taking things too seriously

01-07-2005, 08:29 PM	#12
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	I wonder who Brad was porking.

01-07-2005, 08:32 PM	#14
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	I just left my wife. I hope Jennifer answers the door. Todd

01-07-2005, 08:43 PM	#17
Bubba Wheels College Starter Join Date: Jan 2004	Just an observation from a married man, but for being the hottest 'hunk' in Hollywood, Brad Pitt sure doesn't seem to 'date up.'

01-07-2005, 09:17 PM	#19
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	Let's see ... Brad is from Springfield, Mo., ... and I'm from Springfield, Mo. Brad was a journalism major at the University of Missouri ... I was a journalism major at the University of Missouri. Brad once went on a blind date with Sheryl Crow in college ... I once attended a Sheryl Crow concert in college. Brad Pitt played Rusty in Ocean's 11 ... I want to be Rusty in Ocean's 11 when I grow up. Lof of similarities there. I think I got a little of Jen needs. Make that a LOT of what she needs.

01-08-2005, 11:49 AM	#27
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	ATTENTION - THE FOLLOWING POST MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO FEMALE MEMBERS i want to put it in Jennifer Aniston's skinny little body and spin her around like she was an underdeveloped rotisserie chicken. and i want to jam it in Angelina Jolie's big lipped mouth, if a tooth happens to come loose in the process so be it, there will be casualties in war.

01-10-2005, 01:53 PM	#29
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	As Noop would say I think they should both go punch their dicks. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

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