Britney the CSI?

JeeberD · 01-05-2005, 10:33 AM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Britney quits pop music to become a forensic scientist

Britney Spears is reportedly set to quit pop music - to become a forensic scientist.

The sexy star has allegedly told friends she is considering swapping her singing career for student life and enrolling at university to study for a degree after being motivated by a TV series.

A source told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "It sounds ridiculous but she's been inspired by TV's 'Crime Scene Investigation', which shows scientists solving crimes.
"Brit has been growing tired of all the media attention and is thinking about taking a break from it all.

Insiders have revealed that the 23-year-old star, who launched her music career aged just 16, has even consulted 'Star Wars' beauty Natalie Portman - who graduated from prestigious Harvard University two years ago after studying psychology - about her plans to return to education.

sovereignstar · 01-05-2005, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Britney quits pop music to become a forensic scientist

Britney Spears is reportedly set to quit pop music - to become a forensic scientist.

The sexy star has allegedly told friends she is considering swapping her singing career for student life and enrolling at university to study for a degree after being motivated by a TV series.

A source told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "It sounds ridiculous but she's been inspired by TV's 'Crime Scene Investigation', which shows scientists solving crimes.
"Brit has been growing tired of all the media attention and is thinking about taking a break from it all.

Insiders have revealed that the 23-year-old star, who launched her music career aged just 16, has even consulted 'Star Wars' beauty Natalie Portman - who graduated from prestigious Harvard University two years ago after studying psychology - about her plans to return to education.

Wait. She's sexy? Come again?

Bubba Wheels · 01-05-2005, 10:47 AM

Well, what's next? Ashlee Simpson, Rocket Scientist? Tommy Lee, ace Archeologist? This could start a trend.

sterlingice · 01-05-2005, 10:48 AM

Denise Richards, nuclear physicist? Wait, that's been done and it was awful.

SI

Fidatelo · 01-05-2005, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Bubba Wheels

Well, what's next? Ashlee Simpson, Rocket Scientist? Tommy Lee, ace Archeologist? This could start a trend.

Or, like, David Lee Roth, paramedic? Hahah-... oh wait...

Anthony · 01-05-2005, 10:50 AM

life is cruel when you're not longer on top.

Ragone · 01-05-2005, 10:50 AM

R. Kelly could become a middle school teacher... on second thought

Anthony · 01-05-2005, 10:52 AM

here is what one friend said when i passed this link on to my boyeez:

"She should investigate the white, milky substance thats brewing in my
ballsack and is ready to explode all over her pop queen face..."

this is why people don't understand me and why i am the way i am. not many of you would be able to last long with the crowd i roll with. we'd eat you alive and shit out the seeds.

sovereignstar · 01-05-2005, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

here is what one friend said when i passed this link on to my boyeez:

"She should investigate the white, milky substance thats brewing in my
ballsack and is ready to explode all over her pop queen face..."

this is why people don't understand me and why i am the way i am. not many of you would be able to last long with the crowd i roll with. we'd eat you alive and shit out the seeds.

I'd bend your NYC bitch-ass over in any penitentiary.

Anthony · 01-05-2005, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

I'd bend your NYC bitch-ass over in any penitentiary.

stop, you're getting me hot.

rkmsuf · 01-05-2005, 11:16 AM

Britney, make sure you look into the microscope with your open eye.

Vince · 01-05-2005, 11:18 AM

Aside from the idiocy of the decision itself -- does she really think this would get her OUT of the limelight?

Flasch186 · 01-05-2005, 11:26 AM

the best part is that in reality, when she gets hired, she'll soon realize that CSI work is NOTHING like what you see on TV. I rode with a cop nce and we had to secure an attempted murder scene and the CSI had the absolute worst job you could have on the scene.

Flasch186 · 01-05-2005, 11:27 AM

DOLA:

"But sir, why cant we extrapolate a reflection out of the person's eye from the photograph to figure out who the killer is?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

rkmsuf · 01-05-2005, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

the best part is that in reality, when she gets hired, she'll soon realize that CSI work is NOTHING like what you see on TV. I rode with a cop nce and we had to secure an attempted murder scene and the CSI had the absolute worst job you could have on the scene.

Kind of like when you actually hang out with britney it's nothing like you see on tv either.

judicial clerk · 01-05-2005, 11:30 AM

Like the Boz selling real estate in Malibu.

SunDancer · 01-05-2005, 11:33 AM

She gonna go to the same school as Adam Salder did in the Waterboy?

bbor · 01-05-2005, 11:36 AM

Another step closer to appearing in the pages of Playboy.

Raiders Army · 01-05-2005, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by bbor

Another step closer to appearing in the pages of Playboy.

I think Swank is a magazine better suited to her background.

BigJohn&TheLions · 01-05-2005, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

I'd bend your NYC bitch-ass over in any penitentiary.

He doesn't live in the city... he lives in Asstoria!!!

Anthony · 01-05-2005, 01:09 PM

Astoria is a borough of NYC, just like Manhattan isn't NYC itself, just a borough. 5 boroughs comprise the city of New York.

GrantDawg · 01-05-2005, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

the best part is that in reality, when she gets hired, she'll soon realize that CSI work is NOTHING like what you see on TV. I rode with a cop nce and we had to secure an attempted murder scene and the CSI had the absolute worst job you could have on the scene.

No kidding. I never got into CSI, even after I kept hearing it was the "best show on television" because I knew a good bit about actual CSI work, and I just couldn't see how it would be good television. Eventually I broke down and watched the first episode of CSI:NY, mainly because Gary Sinise is brilliant and Melina Kanakaredes is not hard to look at. It was just crap. The CSI team acted more like detectives than forensic scientist and the stories were just hard to swallow. Over-rated at best.

vex · 01-05-2005, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by GrantDawg

No kidding. I never got into CSI, even after I kept hearing it was the "best show on television" because I knew a good bit about actual CSI work, and I just couldn't see how it would be good television. Eventually I broke down and watched the first episode of CSI:NY, mainly because Gary Sinise is brilliant and Melina Kanakaredes is not hard to look at. It was just crap. The CSI team acted more like detectives than forensic scientist and the stories were just hard to swallow. Over-rated at best.

That's about how CSI: NY is. It's HORRIBLE! The other two are great though.

Flasch186 · 01-05-2005, 01:15 PM

CSI Las Vegas is much much better than all the rest of the shows, at elast there they show that chain of evidence is important, that many times science doesnt find everything it should the first time, that many times someone is not proven guilty but exonerated. CSI miami is like a soap, and CSI NY Im still trying to get into.

BTW, Medium, on NBC w/ Arquette wasnt bad but it needs some more meat in the next few episodes for me to add it to the TIVO.

digamma · 01-05-2005, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

Astoria is a borough of NYC, just like Manhattan isn't NYC itself, just a borough. 5 boroughs comprise the city of New York.

Are you sensitive about saying you live in Queens? Or did they change the name of the borough? Or maybe get rid of Staten Island? Everyone hates Staten Island.

sovereignstar · 01-05-2005, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

CSI Las Vegas is much much better than all the rest of the shows, at elast there they show that chain of evidence is important, that many times science doesnt find everything it should the first time, that many times someone is not proven guilty but exonerated. CSI miami is like a soap, and CSI NY Im still trying to get into.

BTW, Medium, on NBC w/ Arquette wasnt bad but it needs some more meat in the next few episodes for me to add it to the TIVO.

Arquette has plenty of meat on her if you ask me.

stevew · 01-05-2005, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by bbor

Another step closer to appearing in the pages of Playboy.

What is the going over/under on this? Im guessing less than 2 years till she hits the pages, with a "sex tape" probably closely behind.

rkmsuf · 01-06-2005, 10:54 AM

Please no...I beg of you.

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It looks like newlywed Britney Spears Federline - who abruptly parted ways with longtime manager Larry Rudolph three months ago - has finally found a replacement.
Lowdown hears it's none other than Rudolph's one-time right-hand man, Dan Dymtrow.

The 29-year-old Dymtrow, who's said to be close to Britney's older brother, Bryan, had apprenticed under Rudolph at his management company, ReignDeer Entertainment, until last October.

That was when the songbird flew the coop - and Dymtrow apparently followed.

Yesterday, Rudolph told Lowdown, "I have nothing to say, because I know nothing about it. I have no comment, none whatsoever." Spear's rep did not return calls for comment, and Dymtrow did not respond to detailed E-mails.

A Lowdown spy reports: "Dan was the one who helped Larry with the day-to-day stuff, and he just left him behind his back, moved out to L.A., and is now Brit's manager."

The spy added: "Obviously, there was no loyalty. Dan started with Larry as an intern. Larry groomed him, and Dan ruined him."

Why replace Rudolph with his hipper protégé?

Word is that the 23-year-old Britney is eager to remake her second husband, former backup dancer husband Kevin Federline, into a hip-hop star.

"Brit wants him to come out as a rapper - she says he can flow," laughed the spy. "There's no way he can flow! He's no Vanilla Ice."

Just this week, Lowdown hears, Britney has been in New York finalizing a deal on the clothing line she's starting with the 26-year-old Federline, who left his pregnant girlfriend, Shar Jackson, now the mother of their two children, for the scantily clad pop tart last summer.

Says the spy: "Kevin was bragging to people that when the deal goes down, he's going to hire all his friends to work for him. Because he has money now that he's splitting the line with Brit."

Karlifornia · 01-06-2005, 04:00 PM

What will last longer..her forensics career or her marriage?

Bubba Wheels · 01-06-2005, 04:05 PM

Well, thinking about it, we really do have a severe shortage of 'Vanilla Ices."

WussGawd · 01-06-2005, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by RadioFriendlyUnitShifter

What will last longer..her forensics career or her marriage?

First, she has to have a career. I've heard Britney talk...doesn't exactly strike me as an ideal candidate for higher education, sad to say.

MrBug708 · 01-06-2005, 11:03 PM

The major question remains, where is she going to school? MY guess is probably the south...?

SunDancer · 01-06-2005, 11:07 PM

Since when did she become "The Brit"? First we have "The Donald", now "The Brit".

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 01-06-2005, 11:27 PM

I don't think he's a brit in any way.

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Bubba Wheels College Starter Join Date: Jan 2004	Well, what's next? Ashlee Simpson, Rocket Scientist? Tommy Lee, ace Archeologist? This could start a trend.

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Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	here is what one friend said when i passed this link on to my boyeez: "She should investigate the white, milky substance thats brewing in my ballsack and is ready to explode all over her pop queen face..." this is why people don't understand me and why i am the way i am. not many of you would be able to last long with the crowd i roll with. we'd eat you alive and shit out the seeds.

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Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	CSI Las Vegas is much much better than all the rest of the shows, at elast there they show that chain of evidence is important, that many times science doesnt find everything it should the first time, that many times someone is not proven guilty but exonerated. CSI miami is like a soap, and CSI NY Im still trying to get into. BTW, Medium, on NBC w/ Arquette wasnt bad but it needs some more meat in the next few episodes for me to add it to the TIVO. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

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rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Please no...I beg of you. ------------------------------------------------ It looks like newlywed Britney Spears Federline - who abruptly parted ways with longtime manager Larry Rudolph three months ago - has finally found a replacement. Lowdown hears it's none other than Rudolph's one-time right-hand man, Dan Dymtrow. The 29-year-old Dymtrow, who's said to be close to Britney's older brother, Bryan, had apprenticed under Rudolph at his management company, ReignDeer Entertainment, until last October. That was when the songbird flew the coop - and Dymtrow apparently followed. Yesterday, Rudolph told Lowdown, "I have nothing to say, because I know nothing about it. I have no comment, none whatsoever." Spear's rep did not return calls for comment, and Dymtrow did not respond to detailed E-mails. A Lowdown spy reports: "Dan was the one who helped Larry with the day-to-day stuff, and he just left him behind his back, moved out to L.A., and is now Brit's manager." The spy added: "Obviously, there was no loyalty. Dan started with Larry as an intern. Larry groomed him, and Dan ruined him." Why replace Rudolph with his hipper protégé? Word is that the 23-year-old Britney is eager to remake her second husband, former backup dancer husband Kevin Federline, into a hip-hop star. "Brit wants him to come out as a rapper - she says he can flow," laughed the spy. "There's no way he can flow! He's no Vanilla Ice." Just this week, Lowdown hears, Britney has been in New York finalizing a deal on the clothing line she's starting with the 26-year-old Federline, who left his pregnant girlfriend, Shar Jackson, now the mother of their two children, for the scantily clad pop tart last summer. Says the spy: "Kevin was bragging to people that when the deal goes down, he's going to hire all his friends to work for him. Because he has money now that he's splitting the line with Brit." __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

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