Rachel Ray

tanglewood · 12-29-2004, 05:14 PM

I think she'd rather you do her well, but good luck anyway.

AnalBumCover · 12-29-2004, 05:15 PM

no.

The time now is 03:14 PM.

tanglewood · 12-29-2004, 05:16 PM

Once again:

Comic Timing Foiled By Timestamp Error

Dynamic Villan Strikes Again

rkmsuf · 12-29-2004, 05:19 PM

I want to do Rachel Ray badly. Is that wrong?

Easy Mac · 12-29-2004, 05:23 PM

No, but remember it needs to be 30 minutes.

I'd Emeril her... BAM!

Crapshoot · 12-29-2004, 05:28 PM

you should have titled this thread- ping: DD.

Desnudo · 12-29-2004, 05:33 PM

I'd like to have a threesome with her and Samantha Brown.

MizzouRah · 12-29-2004, 05:54 PM

I've always thought she was hot. After I saw those pictures of her in FHM, I really want to do her now.

$40 a day and then have sex, would be a good theme for a show.

Todd

Draft Dodger · 12-29-2004, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Crapshoot

you should have titled this thread- ping: DD.

and here I am.

my wife and I just watched an episode where she was cutting up a giant cucumber. she commented that she was AMAZED that I was able to avoid making a perverted comment about it. then, Rachael went to squeeze out a lime, and talked about a technique to "get the juices flowing". Couldn't lay off that one.

and yes, I'd hit it, even for just 30 minutes. she's basically the epitome of what I'd want for in a woman (if I didn't already have the perfect one of course): she's cute, she's not too skinny, she's a brunette, she's got a sense of humor, she can cook, and she has that "good girl" thing going on that drives me absolutely wild.

rkmsuf · 12-29-2004, 06:06 PM

I'll show her 30 minutes

MizzouRah · 12-29-2004, 06:09 PM

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I'll show her 30 seconds

There, I fixed it for you.

rkmsuf · 12-29-2004, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MizzouRah

There, I fixed it for you.

Either way I'm a happy camper. I'll show her the real food groups.

Desnudo · 12-29-2004, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Either way I'm a happy camper. I'll show her the real food groups.

Here you go:

Not safe for work

SunDancer · 12-29-2004, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

I'd like to have a threesome with her and Samantha Brown.

Samantha Brown? You think she's hot?

Desnudo · 12-29-2004, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SunDancer

Samantha Brown? You think she's hot?

I can't help it. What can I say?

SunDancer · 12-29-2004, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

I can't help it. What can I say?

Eh, she is pretty nice when she gets all dressed up for when does the fine-dining segments. She's just too annoying to me, so that might be why.

AnalBumCover · 12-29-2004, 06:46 PM

Giada de Laurentiis from Food Channel's Everyday Italian. Her show's on right now in the west coast. *drool*

Raiders Army · 12-29-2004, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

No, but remember it needs to be 30 minutes.

I'd Emeril her... BAM!

That's the best.

Buccaneer · 12-29-2004, 06:55 PM

She's definitely the hottest celeb chef in foodtv right now (which my wife and I watch frequently). At first when Rachel was doing the $40/day show, I didn't like her because her perkiness and roll-your-eyes-after-every-bite was annoying. But reading her bio and watching her actually cook, I've come to respect her (plus she lives in a cabin in the Adirondacks, that's cool).

For fans of foodtv, did you catch the names of Jamie Oliver's daughter? Honey Poppy and Daisy Boo. Those silly Brits...

Draft Dodger · 12-29-2004, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

Here you go:

Not safe for work

the one pic of her taking out the turkey really, really bothers me. it looks like it's digitally manipulated, and poorly at that. the head looks like it was pasted on to the body - it's too big, not the right angle, and the lighting is completely different. I've always been perturbed by that.

Senator · 12-29-2004, 07:34 PM

http://etext.library.adelaide.edu.au...lope_a/rachel/

MrBug708 · 12-29-2004, 07:42 PM

I googled her and this is who I found

Cuckoo · 12-29-2004, 08:03 PM

Some E.V.O.O. in the garbage bowl anyone? It's a good drinking game. Everytime she says either of those, chug.

I always thought she was cute, but now I have a thing for her thanks to the FHM pics.

Samdari · 12-30-2004, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

she has that "good girl" thing going on that drives me absolutely wild.

My fantasies all have the "good girl" thing a facade that disappears upon the closing of the bedroom door.

Butter · 12-30-2004, 08:16 AM

She's got a horse mouth.

And I agree with DD about that turkey pic. That's a horrific cut and paste job.

duckman · 12-30-2004, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by AnalBumCover

Giada de Laurentiis from Food Channel's Everyday Italian. Her show's on right now in the west coast. *drool*

I watch her show everyday. Damn, she's hot!

G-Man · 12-30-2004, 04:24 PM

Limited imaginations abound.....

MylesKnight · 12-30-2004, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by AnalBumCover

Giada de Laurentiis from Food Channel's Everyday Italian. Her show's on right now in the west coast. *drool*

You're not kidding ABC...

Smokin'!!

Draft Dodger · 12-30-2004, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

My fantasies all have the "good girl" thing a facade that disappears upon the closing of the bedroom door.

^^^
gets it

JonInMiddleGA · 12-30-2004, 05:44 PM

After web searching to find out who the heck Rachel Ray & Samantha Brown are, I have reached the conclusion that this is a duplicate thread & probably should be merged with:
http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/for...ad.php?t=33640

ISiddiqui · 12-30-2004, 10:23 PM

The main problem I got with Rachel Ray (not a looks post, btw.... ok, now that half of the readers have turned away and moved on...) is on her $40/day show, she only makes it under $40 because she tips HORRIBLY! It is like she is leaving a 5% tip, if that! I guess she figures, hey, free publicity and all, but that's sooo cheap.

SunDancer · 12-30-2004, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

The main problem I got with Rachel Ray (not a looks post, btw.... ok, now that half of the readers have turned away and moved on...) is on her $40/day show, she only makes it under $40 because she tips HORRIBLY! It is like she is leaving a 5% tip, if that! I guess she figures, hey, free publicity and all, but that's sooo cheap.

The publicity those restaurants get is worth alot more then the tips. Plus, alot of the restaurants will take her on a tour, into the kitchen, entertain with the top guy (owner, chef, whatever).

MizzouRah · 12-30-2004, 10:32 PM

Yeah, I've noticed that as well. My wife would get ticked if she waited on Rachel.

Todd

Philliesfan980 · 12-31-2004, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

The main problem I got with Rachel Ray (not a looks post, btw.... ok, now that half of the readers have turned away and moved on...) is on her $40/day show, she only makes it under $40 because she tips HORRIBLY! It is like she is leaving a 5% tip, if that! I guess she figures, hey, free publicity and all, but that's sooo cheap.

She probably leaves them money on the side off camera. But technically, she gives them 15% (which in my opinion is the minimum - not to turn this thread into a tipping etiquette thread). The problem is when her check is only $9 or so, 15% looks really bad. Normally, most people don't tip on percentage when its lets say under $15 or so. For example, are you really going to leave only $0.75 on a $5 check? You'll probably end up throwing down a buck or two.

Ramzavail · 12-31-2004, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ISiddiqui

The main problem I got with Rachel Ray (not a looks post, btw.... ok, now that half of the readers have turned away and moved on...) is on her $40/day show, she only makes it under $40 because she tips HORRIBLY! It is like she is leaving a 5% tip, if that! I guess she figures, hey, free publicity and all, but that's sooo cheap.

She uses 15%. Its not a great tip, but its acceptable.

get a new calculator

ISiddiqui · 12-31-2004, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Philliesfan980

She probably leaves them money on the side off camera. But technically, she gives them 15% (which in my opinion is the minimum - not to turn this thread into a tipping etiquette thread). The problem is when her check is only $9 or so, 15% looks really bad. Normally, most people don't tip on percentage when its lets say under $15 or so. For example, are you really going to leave only $0.75 on a $5 check? You'll probably end up throwing down a buck or two.

Actually, if you look again, the 15% is listed for 'TAX AND TIP'. I'd imagine the Tax reduces the tip by less than 15%. And she may indeed leave money on the side off camera, but that's cheap

.

Buccaneer · 12-31-2004, 02:50 PM

A lot of places she goes to for non-dinners are places not easily tippable. Lunch carts, snack shops, take out delis, etc. that are not table service, you wouldn't normally tip at all - except to put some change in a jar.

Cringer · 12-31-2004, 02:52 PM

haha, speaking of tipping, you guys would hate my wife. she hates to tip at all, stingy #&*^@&^

Rachel Ray is do-able.....

12-29-2004, 05:15 PM	#2
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12-29-2004, 05:19 PM	#4
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Rachel Ray I want to do Rachel Ray badly. Is that wrong? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

12-29-2004, 06:06 PM	#10
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I'll show her 30 minutes __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

12-29-2004, 06:46 PM	#17
AnalBumCover College Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: La Mirada, CA	Giada de Laurentiis from Food Channel's Everyday Italian. Her show's on right now in the west coast. drool __________________ ABC's Game Giveaway list

12-29-2004, 06:55 PM	#19
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	She's definitely the hottest celeb chef in foodtv right now (which my wife and I watch frequently). At first when Rachel was doing the $40/day show, I didn't like her because her perkiness and roll-your-eyes-after-every-bite was annoying. But reading her bio and watching her actually cook, I've come to respect her (plus she lives in a cabin in the Adirondacks, that's cool). For fans of foodtv, did you catch the names of Jamie Oliver's daughter? Honey Poppy and Daisy Boo. Those silly Brits... Last edited by Buccaneer : 12-29-2004 at 06:56 PM.

12-29-2004, 05:16 PM	#3
tanglewood College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2004	Once again: Comic Timing Foiled By Timestamp Error Dynamic Villan Strikes Again

12-29-2004, 05:23 PM	#5
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	No, but remember it needs to be 30 minutes. I'd Emeril her... BAM!

12-29-2004, 05:28 PM	#6
Crapshoot Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2003	you should have titled this thread- ping: DD.

12-29-2004, 05:33 PM	#7
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	I'd like to have a threesome with her and Samantha Brown.

12-29-2004, 05:54 PM	#8
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	I've always thought she was hot. After I saw those pictures of her in FHM, I really want to do her now. $40 a day and then have sex, would be a good theme for a show. Todd

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12-29-2004, 07:42 PM	#22
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	I googled her and this is who I found

12-29-2004, 08:03 PM	#23
Cuckoo College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edmond, OK	Some E.V.O.O. in the garbage bowl anyone? It's a good drinking game. Everytime she says either of those, chug. I always thought she was cute, but now I have a thing for her thanks to the FHM pics. __________________ Commissioner - North American Football League Dallas Cowboys GM

12-30-2004, 08:16 AM	#25
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	She's got a horse mouth. And I agree with DD about that turkey pic. That's a horrific cut and paste job. __________________ My listening habits

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G-Man High School JV Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Seattle, Washington	SIGH... Limited imaginations abound..... __________________ Hebrews 11:1 "Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen"

12-30-2004, 05:44 PM	#30
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	After web searching to find out who the heck Rachel Ray & Samantha Brown are, I have reached the conclusion that this is a duplicate thread & probably should be merged with: http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/for...ad.php?t=33640 __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis Last edited by JonInMiddleGA : 12-30-2004 at 05:45 PM.

12-30-2004, 10:23 PM	#31
ISiddiqui Hall Of Famer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Decatur, GA	The main problem I got with Rachel Ray (not a looks post, btw.... ok, now that half of the readers have turned away and moved on...) is on her $40/day show, she only makes it under $40 because she tips HORRIBLY! It is like she is leaving a 5% tip, if that! I guess she figures, hey, free publicity and all, but that's sooo cheap. __________________ "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages" -Tennessee Williams

12-30-2004, 10:32 PM	#33
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Yeah, I've noticed that as well. My wife would get ticked if she waited on Rachel. Todd

12-31-2004, 02:50 PM	#37
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	A lot of places she goes to for non-dinners are places not easily tippable. Lunch carts, snack shops, take out delis, etc. that are not table service, you wouldn't normally tip at all - except to put some change in a jar.

12-31-2004, 02:52 PM	#38
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	haha, speaking of tipping, you guys would hate my wife. she hates to tip at all, stingy #&^@&^ Rachel Ray is do-able..... __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!*

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