Terry F'N Kirby? - Page 2

Leonidas · 07-28-2004, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by larrymcg421

JJ Johnson!
Marc Logan!
Woody Bennet!

Behold!

Don't forget Cecil "the Diesel" Collins. I think his time in the federal pen will be up in about 10 years. He should be ready by then.

larrymcg421 · 07-28-2004, 08:16 PM

Yeah Cecil was one of Jimmy's pet projects; the reckless guy with a ton of talent. Lawrence Phillips and Demetrius Underwood are other examples. It makes no sense why he passed up Randy Moss.

Leonidas · 07-28-2004, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by larrymcg421

Yeah Cecil was one of Jimmy's pet projects; the reckless guy with a ton of talent. Lawrence Phillips and Demetrius Underwood are other examples. It makes no sense why he passed up Randy Moss.

Because compared to these guys Moss was a model citizen. Wasn't Collins the guy who climbed up a ladder and watched some chick have sex with her husband, then later break into their house and masturbate on her? Phillips, of course beat the hell out of his volleyball playing girlfriend, and Underwood only tried to kill himself. I think Moss was just guilty of smoking pot and cheating on exams (like none of us ever did so much). Like I said, relatively model citizen.

Fritz · 07-28-2004, 08:32 PM

well, and trying to drive over a traffic cop

Leonidas · 07-28-2004, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Fritz

well, and trying to drive over a traffic cop

Sorry, forgot 'bout that. But that happened in the pros. The stuff these other guys did was all before joining an NFL team.

Fritz · 07-28-2004, 08:43 PM

fair point, but Moss went to Marshall, where there is less trouble to be had (or found out about).

Leonidas · 07-28-2004, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Fritz

fair point, but Moss went to Marshall, where there is less trouble to be had (or found out about).

Kinda like Florida State, wait a minute, they booted Moss too. Man, forgot 'bout that too. How nasty do you have to be to be rejected by Bobby Bowden? Then as I recall John Cooper turned him down at Ohio State.

tucker rocky · 07-28-2004, 09:03 PM

Bam Morris, Barry Foster? Could they be available?

tucker rocky · 07-28-2004, 09:04 PM

Maybe the Dolphins could get E. Smith? Probably not.

tucker rocky · 07-28-2004, 09:06 PM

Could W. Dunn be getting tired of being in the same spotlight as Duckett and Vick?

tucker rocky · 07-28-2004, 09:07 PM

Maybe the Dolphins should scour the Arena League rosters.

tucker rocky · 07-28-2004, 09:09 PM

Wheatley? Is Garner still with Oakland? Zack Crockett comes to mind, although he might still be with Oakland.

tucker rocky · 07-28-2004, 09:11 PM

The Dolphins could wait until Travis Henry becomes available next season.

tucker rocky · 07-28-2004, 09:14 PM

Oh wait, what about overweight Troy Hambrick. Key word there is brick, he could run through a brick wall, or run out-of-bounds.

JeeberD · 07-28-2004, 09:36 PM

Eric Metcalf!

tucker rocky · 07-28-2004, 09:46 PM

Calling John Avery.
Last I heard he was in the CFL.

tucker rocky · 07-28-2004, 09:48 PM

Terrell Davis?

tucker rocky · 07-28-2004, 09:49 PM

Thurmon Thomas?

tucker rocky · 07-28-2004, 09:51 PM

Maybe the Dolphins will go back to their old ways, live and die by the pass.

GrantDawg · 07-28-2004, 09:56 PM

Jamal Anderson is still out there, isn't he?

JeeberD · 07-28-2004, 09:56 PM

Lincoln Coleman!

tucker rocky · 07-28-2004, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by GrantDawg

Jamal Anderson is still out there, isn't he?

I heard sometime last season, that he was going to attempt a comeback.
Now might be the best time.

cthomer5000 · 07-28-2004, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by GrantDawg

Jamal Anderson is still out there, isn't he?

Yup. There were rumblings about Tampa and New England giving him a tryout last year, but I think he postponed them... and then kind of never rescheduled.

My guess is if we haven't even heard his name this offseason, that he decided he's done for good.

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 07-28-2004, 10:29 PM

They could always go with former Notre Dame standout Autry Denson

cthomer5000 · 07-28-2004, 10:33 PM

Lamar Smith? Or is he doing time for a DUI somewhere?

Fritz · 07-29-2004, 07:08 AM

anyone with sig that obnoxious should go in the box for masturdolaposting

Darkiller · 07-29-2004, 08:23 AM

let the Dolphins bring back Kareem Abdul Jabbard !! ;-)

B & B · 07-29-2004, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Isnt Najeh Davenport the guy who took a dump in that one girls dorm room or something. Was a funny as hell story IIRC

Davenport is now simply referred to as "Dookie" around these parts. Its similar to when someone named Bruce gets up to plate and the crowd chants "Bruuuuuuce" where it sounds like Boooo.

Except in this case, of course, its "Doooook".

3ric · 07-29-2004, 11:32 AM

Jim Jensen? In his time, he could play running back for the Dolphins, as well as most other positions on offense and special teams.

Booj · 07-29-2004, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by CHEMICAL SOLDIER

They could always go with former Notre Dame standout Autry Denson

He's now the feature back with the CFL's Montreal Alouettes. He scored 6 TDs in 2 weeks including all 4 of his team's in one.

cthomer5000 · 07-29-2004, 01:54 PM

The Dolphins may want all our ex-NFL RB's back from the CFL, be careful.

Poli · 07-29-2004, 02:18 PM

I bet Eric Crouch could play tailback.

Sun Tzu · 07-29-2004, 03:33 PM

QS stole my idea.

Bastard.

digamma · 07-29-2004, 03:48 PM

Stanley Pritchett?

Kodos · 07-29-2004, 04:04 PM

Maybe Dave Wannstedt can suit up himself. He's been pretty elusive in terms of not getting fired when he blatantly should have been. Maybe he could be that elusive on the field.

duckman · 07-29-2004, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

Maybe Dave Wannstedt can suit up himself. He's been pretty elusive in terms of not getting fired when he blatantly should have been. Maybe he could be that elusive on the field.

ZING!

Cap Ologist · 07-29-2004, 04:55 PM

My totally ridiculous and pointless addition to this:

Talk Shaq into being a two sport athlete.

duckman · 07-29-2004, 04:57 PM

My ex?

I got nothing.

SplitPersonality1 · 07-29-2004, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by B & B

Davenport is now simply referred to as "Dookie" around these parts. Its similar to when someone named Bruce gets up to plate and the crowd chants "Bruuuuuuce" where it sounds like Boooo.

Except in this case, of course, its "Doooook".

The running joke around here when he was a rookie, was that he should request a new jersey......number 2.

tucker rocky · 07-29-2004, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Fritz

anyone with sig that obnoxious should go in the box for masturdolaposting

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A Hattrick Team

Leonidas · 07-29-2004, 08:29 PM

I read this morning they are talking to the Chiefs about a deal for Larry Johnson. Sitting behind Holmes it's hard to tell if Johnson is any good as a pro. If he's anything like we saw in college this might work, but don't trade Ogunleye for him. Please, let's not be that stupid. Oh, we are talking about Wannstedt, aren't we.

07-28-2004, 08:16 PM	#52
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07-28-2004, 08:32 PM	#54
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07-28-2004, 08:43 PM	#56
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	fair point, but Moss went to Marshall, where there is less trouble to be had (or found out about). __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

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07-28-2004, 09:03 PM	#58
tucker rocky Pro Rookie Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Of no particular interest	Bam Morris, Barry Foster? Could they be available?

07-28-2004, 09:04 PM	#59
tucker rocky Pro Rookie Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Of no particular interest	Maybe the Dolphins could get E. Smith? Probably not.

07-28-2004, 09:06 PM	#60
tucker rocky Pro Rookie Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Of no particular interest	Could W. Dunn be getting tired of being in the same spotlight as Duckett and Vick?

07-28-2004, 09:07 PM	#61
tucker rocky Pro Rookie Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Of no particular interest	Maybe the Dolphins should scour the Arena League rosters.

07-28-2004, 09:09 PM	#62
tucker rocky Pro Rookie Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Of no particular interest	Wheatley? Is Garner still with Oakland? Zack Crockett comes to mind, although he might still be with Oakland.

07-28-2004, 09:11 PM	#63
tucker rocky Pro Rookie Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Of no particular interest	The Dolphins could wait until Travis Henry becomes available next season.

07-28-2004, 09:14 PM	#64
tucker rocky Pro Rookie Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Of no particular interest	Oh wait, what about overweight Troy Hambrick. Key word there is brick, he could run through a brick wall, or run out-of-bounds.

07-28-2004, 09:46 PM	#66
tucker rocky Pro Rookie Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Of no particular interest	Calling John Avery. Last I heard he was in the CFL.

07-28-2004, 09:48 PM	#67
tucker rocky Pro Rookie Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Of no particular interest	Terrell Davis?

07-28-2004, 09:49 PM	#68
tucker rocky Pro Rookie Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Of no particular interest	Thurmon Thomas?

07-28-2004, 09:51 PM	#69
tucker rocky Pro Rookie Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Of no particular interest	Maybe the Dolphins will go back to their old ways, live and die by the pass.

07-28-2004, 09:56 PM	#70
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	Jamal Anderson is still out there, isn't he?

07-28-2004, 10:29 PM	#74
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	They could always go with former Notre Dame standout Autry Denson __________________ Toujour Pret

07-29-2004, 07:08 AM	#76
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	anyone with sig that obnoxious should go in the box for masturdolaposting __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

07-29-2004, 08:23 AM	#77
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07-29-2004, 11:32 AM	#79
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07-29-2004, 02:18 PM	#82
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07-29-2004, 03:33 PM	#83
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	QS stole my idea. Bastard. __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

07-29-2004, 03:48 PM	#84
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	Stanley Pritchett?

07-29-2004, 04:04 PM	#85
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Maybe Dave Wannstedt can suit up himself. He's been pretty elusive in terms of not getting fired when he blatantly should have been. Maybe he could be that elusive on the field.

07-29-2004, 04:55 PM	#87
Cap Ologist College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Flower Mound, TX	My totally ridiculous and pointless addition to this: Talk Shaq into being a two sport athlete.

07-29-2004, 08:29 PM	#91
Leonidas College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: East Anglia	I read this morning they are talking to the Chiefs about a deal for Larry Johnson. Sitting behind Holmes it's hard to tell if Johnson is any good as a pro. If he's anything like we saw in college this might work, but don't trade Ogunleye for him. Please, let's not be that stupid. Oh, we are talking about Wannstedt, aren't we. __________________ Molon labe

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