Carrot with a vagina? buy one now!

McSweeny · 02-05-2003, 11:31 PM

Step right up! See the freakish female carrot! It can be yours for the right price!

Link

doh! all fixed

Qwikshot · 02-05-2003, 11:34 PM

I couldn't get the link to work...(actually I'm embarressed to admit this).

McSweeny · 02-05-2003, 11:34 PM

SplitPersonality1 · 02-06-2003, 12:00 AM

$26 for a freaking freakish carrot?!?

What is wrong with people.

Lathum · 02-06-2003, 12:02 AM

How exactlly did you find this? Were you searching for vagina's on Ebay?

Tarkus · 02-06-2003, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SplitPersonality1
$26 for a freaking freakish carrot?!?

What is wrong with people.

And there's still more than 7 days to go in the bidding.

Tarkus

bbor · 02-06-2003, 12:24 AM

Ehhhhh.....what's up doc?

02-06-2003, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lathum
How exactlly did you find this? Were you searching for vagina's on Ebay?

Exactly

cthomer5000 · 02-06-2003, 05:39 AM

Hey, I usually get a pretty good price for vagina's on ebay. Cut the guy some slack.

McSweeny · 02-06-2003, 10:59 AM

my buddy sent me the link, he's always buying something or other on ebay so i assume he stumbled across it and laughed his ass off

Easy Mac · 02-06-2003, 11:44 AM

No offense to your "friend", but you just don't stumble upon a vaginal carrot.

McSweeny · 02-06-2003, 11:50 AM

hahaha.... really he had the link in his profile on AIM!

Kevin · 02-07-2003, 09:48 AM

City folks will buy anything. Dig up a field of carrots and you'll find hundreds like that.

ShovelMonkey · 02-07-2003, 10:00 AM

Quote:

...$26 for a freaking freakish carrot?!?

Actually it's up to $49 now.

Qwikshot · 02-07-2003, 11:09 AM

Gotta love capitalism...

McSweeny · 02-07-2003, 11:10 AM

fuck it, or be fucked with it... the ultimate sex toy

Qwikshot · 02-07-2003, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by McSweeny
fuck it, or be fucked with it... the ultimate sex toy

That is a little too much info...

McSweeny · 02-07-2003, 11:24 AM

oh you know you were thinking the same thing

Swaggs · 02-07-2003, 12:43 PM

Ugh...I passed this thread up all day yesterday but couldn't hold off today. Now I wish I had.

Qwikshot · 02-07-2003, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by McSweeny
oh you know you were thinking the same thing

Actually I was hoping that it was diehard feminists buying it for their shocking but provacative art collection...

JeeberD · 02-08-2003, 01:36 PM

Holy crap!!! The top bid is up to $1025! I wonder how easy it is to place fake bids on e-bay, because surely nobody's going to spend a grand on a damn carrot...

illinifan999 · 02-08-2003, 03:05 PM

Yeah, plus the guy has 0 feedback, and probably joined just to bid a ridiculus amount, and probably won't pay it. Still too funny that people would want it.

korme · 02-08-2003, 03:35 PM

I'd eat it.

McSweeny · 02-08-2003, 03:55 PM

eat the carrot i assume

mckerney · 02-08-2003, 03:59 PM

Is this really so odd? I mean, how many of you didn't have your dad drill a hole in a cantaloupe, put lip stick around the hole and tell you to go as far as you good with it when he thought you were ready to learn about girls?

Oddly enough, this is when my parents made me start living in the garage. I mean, my dad never told me not to put it back in the refrigerator when I was done, how was I supposed to know?

tucker342 · 02-08-2003, 06:18 PM

the top bid is up to 8000 dollars!!!! I hope who ever bid that high is just kidding, cause otherwise that's pretty pathetic.

Blackadar · 02-08-2003, 06:44 PM

Couldn't we let this thread die a merciful death?

astralhaze · 02-08-2003, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easy Mac
No offense to your "friend", but you just don't stumble upon a vaginal carrot.

Nope. Usually you mount it. Hey, thank you very much everyone, be sure to tip your waitress.

Tarkus · 02-08-2003, 08:25 PM

Current bid is US $1,000,099.99 Somebody's messing with this one.

Tarkus

McSweeny · 02-08-2003, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by astralhaze
Nope. Usually you mount it. Hey, thank you very much everyone, be sure to tip your waitress.

illinifan999 · 02-08-2003, 09:06 PM

This guy should jsut cancel all the bids by the one guy that keeps pushing it that high.

AnalBumCover · 02-08-2003, 09:23 PM

$1,000,099.99 for a vagina carrot? Either someone's playing a cruel joke or we have one really lonely millionaire.

ABC

BFleming · 02-08-2003, 09:49 PM

I bid $1 mil....but I just refuse to spend the extra $100...j/k

JeeberD · 02-09-2003, 02:14 AM

Up to $5,500,100. Sigh...

It's weird though, the most recent bidders have all sorts of positive feedback. I guess even good people do stupid things sometimes...

illinifan999 · 02-09-2003, 11:32 AM

It's at 69 million. We should start a bet to see who can guess the final bid price.

250,000,000

Barkeep49 · 02-09-2003, 11:54 AM

I hope that this guy selling it is able to get something out of it because it's really too bad that these jokers have messed around with his acution so much.

I say final price of 980 million

tucker342 · 02-09-2003, 01:22 PM

it's up to 99,999,999. I bet it goes higher than one billion.

Airhog · 02-09-2003, 01:24 PM

its upto 99,999,999.00

02-05-2003, 11:34 PM	#2
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	I couldn't get the link to work...(actually I'm embarressed to admit this). __________________ "General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams Last edited by Qwikshot : 02-05-2003 at 11:34 PM.

02-06-2003, 12:24 AM	#7
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Ehhhhh.....what's up doc? __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

02-07-2003, 09:48 AM	#13
Kevin High School JV Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Nova Scotia	City folks will buy anything. Dig up a field of carrots and you'll find hundreds like that. __________________ It seems more like today than it did all day yesterday.

02-07-2003, 11:09 AM	#15
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	Gotta love capitalism... __________________ "General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams

02-07-2003, 12:43 PM	#19
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Ugh...I passed this thread up all day yesterday but couldn't hold off today. Now I wish I had. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

02-05-2003, 11:34 PM	#3
McSweeny College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Somerville, MA	doh

02-06-2003, 12:00 AM	#4
SplitPersonality1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Grafton, WI	$26 for a freaking freakish carrot?!? What is wrong with people.

02-06-2003, 12:02 AM	#5
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	How exactlly did you find this? Were you searching for vagina's on Ebay?

02-06-2003, 10:59 AM	#10
McSweeny College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Somerville, MA	my buddy sent me the link, he's always buying something or other on ebay so i assume he stumbled across it and laughed his ass off

02-06-2003, 11:44 AM	#11
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	No offense to your "friend", but you just don't stumble upon a vaginal carrot.

02-06-2003, 11:50 AM	#12
McSweeny College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Somerville, MA	hahaha.... really he had the link in his profile on AIM!

02-07-2003, 11:10 AM	#16
McSweeny College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Somerville, MA	fuck it, or be fucked with it... the ultimate sex toy

02-07-2003, 11:24 AM	#18
McSweeny College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Somerville, MA	oh you know you were thinking the same thing

02-08-2003, 01:36 PM	#21
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Holy crap!!! The top bid is up to $1025! I wonder how easy it is to place fake bids on e-bay, because surely nobody's going to spend a grand on a damn carrot... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-08-2003, 03:05 PM	#22
illinifan999 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA	Yeah, plus the guy has 0 feedback, and probably joined just to bid a ridiculus amount, and probably won't pay it. Still too funny that people would want it. __________________ Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding"

02-08-2003, 03:35 PM	#23
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I'd eat it.

02-08-2003, 03:55 PM	#24
McSweeny College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Somerville, MA	eat the carrot i assume

02-08-2003, 03:59 PM	#25
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Is this really so odd? I mean, how many of you didn't have your dad drill a hole in a cantaloupe, put lip stick around the hole and tell you to go as far as you good with it when he thought you were ready to learn about girls? Oddly enough, this is when my parents made me start living in the garage. I mean, my dad never told me not to put it back in the refrigerator when I was done, how was I supposed to know?

02-08-2003, 06:18 PM	#26
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	the top bid is up to 8000 dollars!!!! I hope who ever bid that high is just kidding, cause otherwise that's pretty pathetic.

02-08-2003, 06:44 PM	#27
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	Couldn't we let this thread die a merciful death?

02-08-2003, 08:25 PM	#29
Tarkus High School Varsity Join Date: Jun 2001	Current bid is US $1,000,099.99 Somebody's messing with this one. Tarkus

02-08-2003, 09:06 PM	#31
illinifan999 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA	This guy should jsut cancel all the bids by the one guy that keeps pushing it that high. __________________ Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding"

02-08-2003, 09:23 PM	#32
AnalBumCover College Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: La Mirada, CA	$1,000,099.99 for a vagina carrot? Either someone's playing a cruel joke or we have one really lonely millionaire. ABC __________________ ABC's Game Giveaway list

02-08-2003, 09:49 PM	#33
BFleming H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jersey	I bid $1 mil....but I just refuse to spend the extra $100...j/k

02-09-2003, 02:14 AM	#34
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Up to $5,500,100. Sigh... It's weird though, the most recent bidders have all sorts of positive feedback. I guess even good people do stupid things sometimes... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-09-2003, 11:32 AM	#35
illinifan999 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA	It's at 69 million. We should start a bet to see who can guess the final bid price. 250,000,000 __________________ Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding"

02-09-2003, 11:54 AM	#36
Barkeep49 Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Not too far away	I hope that this guy selling it is able to get something out of it because it's really too bad that these jokers have messed around with his acution so much. I say final price of 980 million

02-09-2003, 01:22 PM	#37
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	it's up to 99,999,999. I bet it goes higher than one billion.

02-09-2003, 01:24 PM	#38
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	its upto 99,999,999.00 __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

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