You Ever...

Anthony · 01-30-2003, 07:13 PM

look in the fridge, and see a can of Diet Pepsi, and a can of Coors Light (which look eerily similar), and since you drank so much soda for dinner you decide to drink some cold beer, all the while keeping the thought of soda in your head, so that when you open the can and drink it you automatically assume you're gonna taste soda but then you get a mouthful of beer and for a split second it just tastes like dry cat ass, then you remember you're a red-blooded American and to not like beer is blasphemous so you swallow it?

not that it happened to me or anything.

Draft Dodger · 01-30-2003, 07:23 PM

I don't like drinking beer while eating. Never had. Just kills the taste of food for me, and anyone who knows me knows I like the taste of food.

Actually, I don't drink beer anymore anyway (got sick of feeling like shit the next day after drinking just one), so maybe I should just keep quiet.

Anthony · 01-30-2003, 08:09 PM

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Actually, I don't drink beer anymore anyway (got sick of feeling like shit the next day after drinking just one),

woah...easy there tiger.

Fritz · 01-30-2003, 08:13 PM

sampled much dry cat ass?

Patman · 01-30-2003, 08:45 PM

I've had that problem before. Even when you pick up one soda and expect the other the taste just doesn't feel right.

vtbub · 01-30-2003, 08:52 PM

Never drink Coke and think your drinking Sprite.

Draft Dodger · 01-30-2003, 09:11 PM

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Originally posted by Hell Atlantic
woah...easy there tiger.

someday I'll retell my Amaretto story, and get kicked off this manly board for good.

McSweeny · 01-30-2003, 09:20 PM

ooga ooga!

TredWel · 01-30-2003, 09:27 PM

My friend found a Coke in his fridge that was well past its "Drink By" date. We tried it. It tasted exactly like Pepsi.

Who knew that for all these years Pepsi was just stale Coke?

Qwikshot · 01-30-2003, 09:45 PM

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Originally posted by Draft Dodger
someday I'll retell my Amaretto story, and get kicked off this manly board for good.

What, you wake up from a think haze in a strange car with a strange woman and John Q. Law hot on your tail just south of Vegas? That happened to me after some Jaeger...

Actually, I was listening to David Cross' new album and recalls a story about trying to explain something to a sober person while completely drunk and I had a flashback of when I was in German.

I had drank for most of the day, and it was late at night, we were in some Biergarten thats kitchen had closed and I was dying for some grub, so I just got up from my friends (they recall this much) and wandered out the door into the streets of Munich or Berlin, I can't really recall, it was a loooooooooong two weeks, I think it was Berlin, and I saw the golden arches, and all I could think of was chicken nuggets because for some reason in Germany they're better, all white meat, no soggy oil laden over fried chunks of gristle that they pass off as food here...you pay extra for the ketchup and sauces but who cares...anyway, I stumble into line, and then I gotta speak to some poor German kid stuck on the late shift of a weekend and try to explain to him in drunkspeak how I want nuggets, fries and a soda...I do remember that words were coming out much slower than my brain was functioning...needless to say, I hurt like hell the following morning, but I got my food...ah memories...

and the Czech Republic with the absinthe...I don't remember much of Prague cept the nudie bars, cheap jewelery shops, the casinos that had signs of guns with bars slashed across them (like no smoking signs), cheap beer, and that nasty green drink...
Prague kicked ass!

Draft Dodger · 01-30-2003, 09:52 PM

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Originally posted by Qwikshot
What, you wake up from a think haze in a strange car...and that nasty green drink...
Prague kicked ass!

um, yeah, something like that.

Qwikshot · 01-30-2003, 09:54 PM

Aw, come on Dodger, E-L-A-B-O-R-A-T-E, actually, sometimes it's best to keep somethings unknown right

BishopMVP · 01-30-2003, 10:02 PM

Qwikshot - I get the feeling you'll be waking up with a hangover tomorrow

Qwikshot · 01-30-2003, 10:06 PM

Actually with a 2 year old now, I rarely drink that and a 2nd shift job really prevents me from doing such, my wild days are long gone...in college I was fondly remembered as Spiderman...but now I'm just a dad with a decent job and a hot girlfriend...

Easy Mac · 01-30-2003, 10:08 PM

I drank 3 day old mik that I thought didn't expire until a week later, does that count?

Draft Dodger · 01-30-2003, 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by Qwikshot
Aw, come on Dodger, E-L-A-B-O-R-A-T-E, actually, sometimes it's best to keep somethings unknown right

so, I'm at a work dinner function where they foolishly a) provided an open bar b) assigned me to a table with a bunch of dorks. I had no recourse but to make frequent trips to the bar, and got mightily sloshed.

after the dinner, a bunch of us went to a local bar to delay going back to work. Now, keep in mind that I'm a bit uncomfortable bar hopping in a suit, I'm a great deal intoxicated, and I have a bit of a complex about ordering what I want to order - an Amaretto. Somehow, that doesn't seem to be a "manly" enough drink, but I'd already moved on from the Long Islands and Bloody Marys.

so, I slide up to the bar, flag down the bartender, and say "I'm not gay or anything, but I'd like to order an Amaretto".

I haven't showed my face in that bar since.

JeeberD · 01-30-2003, 10:52 PM

There was a time that I drank a glass of milk with dinner when I usually drink tea. For some reason I was expecting the taste of tea even though I could see that it was milk. Nearly tossed my cookies, milk don't taste anything like tea...

TLK · 01-31-2003, 01:45 AM

Well tonight in my drunkeness, I accidently ordered a Bud, when I wanted a Bud Light. It took me half of the beer to realize it.

TLK

cuervo72 · 01-31-2003, 07:12 AM

We had a young alumni function my senior year in college (seniors were invited too) that had free pitchers, either Rolling Rock, Sam Adams and something else like Coors (can't remember exactly). After we had a few of these it was my turn to go get another pitcher. The line for RR was way shorter than the others, so that's what I got, though reluctantly. When I got back to the group and I told them what beer it was, one of my friends (who is now a neurologist/neurosurgeon

) took it from me and immediately dumped the pitcher on the ground (we were outside at the time, luckily).

Anyway, I would have that reaction if anyone ever gave me a Rolling Piss and didn't warn me....to think I could actually tolerate it at one point.

scooper · 01-31-2003, 08:02 AM

It's Coors Lite. It's brewed to tasted like dried cat ass.

cincyreds · 01-31-2003, 08:09 AM

Wouldn't it be weird if everything that we have been told was all a lie?

What Coke actually made Pepsi....what if Budweiser made Coors.....what if.....

Craptacular · 01-31-2003, 08:46 AM

I don't drink alcohol. Heck, thanks to my wife, I barely even drink soda anymore.

condors · 01-31-2003, 09:20 AM

I don't drink alcohol. Heck, thanks to my wife, I barely even drink soda anymore.

i drink alcohol thanks to my wife i barely even drink soda anymore

TLK · 01-31-2003, 09:30 AM

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Originally posted by scooper
It's Coors Lite. It's brewed to tasted like dried cat ass.

Coors Light = Glorified Water

TLK

cthomer5000 · 01-31-2003, 09:43 AM

Rolling Rock is tolerable out of the bottle, but absolutely terrible out of a keg or can.

Bonegavel · 01-31-2003, 10:54 AM

(Circa 1986) Late one night at a bowling alley, I reached behind me to grab my soda, all the while looking at the person with whom I was having a conversation. As the first guzzle of soda hit my tongue, a cigarette butt touched my lips. I had grabbed the communal ashtray for the party that was sitting there earlier. I washed my mouth with soap and nearly lost my dinner.

cuervo72 · 01-31-2003, 12:43 PM

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Originally posted by cthomer5000
Rolling Rock is tolerable out of the bottle, but absolutely terrible out of a keg or can.

Maybe that was it then. But I still avoid it. Though I do have to say I don't mind Coors Light....even if it is basically water (I've also heard Killian's described as Coors with food coloring).

I'd say my favorites right now are probably Oxford Raspberry Wheat (I know, I know), Spaten, Paulaner HefeWeizen, Sam Adams. Guinness if I'm in the mood. Mmm, haven't had a good Black and Tan in a while either.

Draft Dodger · 01-31-2003, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by cthomer5000
Rolling Rock is tolerable out of the bottle, but absolutely terrible out of a keg or can.

let's put it this way.
the one time I tried RR, it was in a bottle, and it was DREADFUL.

we were doing tequila shots with beer chasers, and the RR was so disgusting, we ended up doing beer shots with tequila chasers...

01-30-2003, 07:23 PM	#2
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	I don't like drinking beer while eating. Never had. Just kills the taste of food for me, and anyone who knows me knows I like the taste of food. Actually, I don't drink beer anymore anyway (got sick of feeling like shit the next day after drinking just one), so maybe I should just keep quiet. __________________ Mile High Hockey

01-30-2003, 08:13 PM	#4
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	sampled much dry cat ass? __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

01-30-2003, 08:45 PM	#5
Patman n00b Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Manchester, NH	I've had that problem before. Even when you pick up one soda and expect the other the taste just doesn't feel right. __________________ Lock the door, kill the light No one's coming home tonight They bring news that must get through. Dying peace in me and you Locked in a place where no one goes.

01-30-2003, 08:52 PM	#6
vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	Never drink Coke and think your drinking Sprite. __________________

01-30-2003, 09:27 PM	#9
TredWel High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Old Forge, PA	My friend found a Coke in his fridge that was well past its "Drink By" date. We tried it. It tasted exactly like Pepsi. Who knew that for all these years Pepsi was just stale Coke? __________________ There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin. - Linus Van Pelt

01-30-2003, 09:20 PM	#8
McSweeny College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Somerville, MA	ooga ooga!

01-30-2003, 09:54 PM	#12
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	Aw, come on Dodger, E-L-A-B-O-R-A-T-E, actually, sometimes it's best to keep somethings unknown right Last edited by Qwikshot : 01-30-2003 at 09:55 PM.

01-30-2003, 10:02 PM	#13
BishopMVP Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Concord, MA/UMass	Qwikshot - I get the feeling you'll be waking up with a hangover tomorrow

01-30-2003, 10:06 PM	#14
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	Actually with a 2 year old now, I rarely drink that and a 2nd shift job really prevents me from doing such, my wild days are long gone...in college I was fondly remembered as Spiderman...but now I'm just a dad with a decent job and a hot girlfriend... __________________ "General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams

01-30-2003, 10:08 PM	#15
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I drank 3 day old mik that I thought didn't expire until a week later, does that count?

01-30-2003, 10:52 PM	#17
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	There was a time that I drank a glass of milk with dinner when I usually drink tea. For some reason I was expecting the taste of tea even though I could see that it was milk. Nearly tossed my cookies, milk don't taste anything like tea... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-31-2003, 01:45 AM	#18
TLK Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Allen Park, MI	Well tonight in my drunkeness, I accidently ordered a Bud, when I wanted a Bud Light. It took me half of the beer to realize it. TLK

01-31-2003, 07:12 AM	#19
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	We had a young alumni function my senior year in college (seniors were invited too) that had free pitchers, either Rolling Rock, Sam Adams and something else like Coors (can't remember exactly). After we had a few of these it was my turn to go get another pitcher. The line for RR was way shorter than the others, so that's what I got, though reluctantly. When I got back to the group and I told them what beer it was, one of my friends (who is now a neurologist/neurosurgeon ) took it from me and immediately dumped the pitcher on the ground (we were outside at the time, luckily). Anyway, I would have that reaction if anyone ever gave me a Rolling Piss and didn't warn me....to think I could actually tolerate it at one point. __________________ null Last edited by cuervo72 : 01-31-2003 at 07:14 AM.

01-31-2003, 08:02 AM	#20
scooper College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cinn City	It's Coors Lite. It's brewed to tasted like dried cat ass.

01-31-2003, 08:09 AM	#21
cincyreds High School Varsity Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Mississippi	Wouldn't it be weird if everything that we have been told was all a lie? What Coke actually made Pepsi....what if Budweiser made Coors.....what if..... __________________ The Dallas Cowboys!! America's Team will rise again.

01-31-2003, 08:46 AM	#22
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	I don't drink alcohol. Heck, thanks to my wife, I barely even drink soda anymore.

01-31-2003, 09:20 AM	#23
condors College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	I don't drink alcohol. Heck, thanks to my wife, I barely even drink soda anymore. i drink alcohol thanks to my wife i barely even drink soda anymore

01-31-2003, 10:54 AM	#26
Bonegavel Awaiting Further Instructions... Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Macungie, PA	(Circa 1986) Late one night at a bowling alley, I reached behind me to grab my soda, all the while looking at the person with whom I was having a conversation. As the first guzzle of soda hit my tongue, a cigarette butt touched my lips. I had grabbed the communal ashtray for the party that was sitting there earlier. I washed my mouth with soap and nearly lost my dinner. __________________

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