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View Poll Results: Celebrity Hot or Not #118: Mark Davis, Hot or Not? | |||
Hot | 6 | 46.15% | |
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09-06-2019, 01:26 PM | #1 | ||
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Celebrity Hot or Not #118: Mark Davis
"Most days start the same — behind the wheel of a white 1997 Dodge Caravan SE outfitted with a bubble-top Mark III conversion kit, a VHS player mounted to the roof inside and a r8hers personalized plate. Mark Davis pilots this machine from his East Bay home to the nearest P.F. Chang's, where he sits at the left end of the bar, same spot every time, puts his white fanny pack on the counter, orders an iced tea and unfolds the day's newspapers. Beside him on the bar, next to the papers, is his 2003 Nokia push-button phone with full texting capability. When someone calls and asks him where he is, he says, "I'm in my office," and sends a knowing nod to the bartenders. It gets 'em every time."
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09-06-2019, 02:07 PM | #2 |
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probably the ugliest guy I've ever seen. So, I'm torn...
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09-06-2019, 02:33 PM | #3 |
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If I knew what species I was looking at then I might be able to vote.
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09-06-2019, 02:40 PM | #4 |
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09-06-2019, 02:44 PM | #5 |
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It's certainly a bold move to go into a hairdressers with a photo of your own bellend and tell them "I want to look like this"
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09-06-2019, 02:50 PM | #6 |
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Dude, you need to see a doctor
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09-06-2019, 02:59 PM | #7 |
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Dola, or maybe I do...
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09-06-2019, 03:08 PM | #8 | |
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Apparently he goes to the same barber he has for all of his life (a 500 mile trip for him currently) and gets the same haircut he has for all of his life. I think dude has issues.
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09-06-2019, 03:32 PM | #9 |
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"He bought two potbellied pigs, one silver and one black, and jokingly referred to them as his children. He invited his parents over to meet the pigs. Carol Davis came in and played with them. Al stayed in the car."
Mark Davis is sadness incarnate.
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09-06-2019, 03:50 PM | #10 |
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I'm sure some gold diggers find him hot ... (e.g. laughing all the way to the bank)
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09-06-2019, 07:06 PM | #11 |
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And here I was happy to finally see a guy Hot or Not....
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09-06-2019, 07:09 PM | #12 |
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Mark Davis appeals equally to all genders and sexualities!
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09-06-2019, 09:10 PM | #13 |
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09-06-2019, 09:43 PM | #14 |
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The haircut is beautiful. Definitely my next cut!
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09-06-2019, 09:58 PM | #15 |
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I hate to admit this, and this is also why I buzz my head tody, But I had the same haircut and about the same color until I was a senior in HS.
My hair was a little more strawberry than blond though. Ah what a nerd
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09-18-2019, 05:56 PM | #17 |
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"SO, ABOUT THE HAIR It's a bowl cut, yes, in the Roman centurion mold, but it's much, much more. The reddish-blond bangs, each strand the exact same length, the geometrically precise feathering over the ears -- not so much a haircut as a feat of engineering."
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09-18-2019, 10:04 PM | #18 |
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Someone propose/post a truly nice HoN hottie to rinse this bad taste/thread out of my mouth/FOF.
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09-19-2019, 12:54 AM | #19 |
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I know this is like sports digs old but still
Are Mark Davis and his Raiders leaving Oakland? After the Raiders' third preseason game, a 30-23 loss to the Cardinals in Oakland, Davis went to dinner with a group that included his mother, Carol, and general manager Reggie McKenzie. With no explanation, Davis ripped the top corners off a piece of paper and handed them to McKenzie. "This is what I need you to get me," Davis said. McKenzie, flummoxed, turned the tiny triangles over in his hands. Seeing nothing, McKenzie gave up. "What is this?" he asked. "Two corners," Davis said. "I need you to get me two corners." |
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