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Old 12-13-2003, 01:52 PM   #1
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Sad story..

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/en...908120003.html


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Old 12-13-2003, 01:57 PM   #2
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Sue the restaraunt? Thats BS. She should be able to sue whoeverpoked her, but is it the restaraunts fault they couldnt accomodate a 650 pound woman? even if she made it into the bathroom what was she going to do? How many bathrooms do you know of that she could have used a stall?
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Old 12-13-2003, 02:09 PM   #3
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Ahh, from the always trusted news source: Weekly World News. I wonder if BatBoy was one of the assailants...
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Old 12-13-2003, 02:23 PM   #4
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What the hell did I just read that shit for?
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Old 12-13-2003, 05:00 PM   #5
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Originally posted by FargoFreez aka fof playa
What the hell did I just read that shit for?


So you could increase your post count?
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Old 12-13-2003, 05:08 PM   #6
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Old 12-13-2003, 05:17 PM   #7
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Other stories from the 'news' site:

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm

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Old 12-13-2003, 06:14 PM   #8
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Am I the only one who read these two lines as a rhyme:

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...and taunting her with the childhood rhyme, "Fatty, fatty, two by four, can't get through the bathroom door..."
"Poked and stabbed 200 times and maybe even more."
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Old 12-13-2003, 08:25 PM   #9
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Maybe i'm just terribly low brow, but I found that very very funny.
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