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Old 05-05-2016, 10:59 AM   #1
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Ever seen a tornado in person?

One of my goals in life is to see a tornado. Of course, I'd like to see it out in the middle of nowhere so that I don't have to feel bad for people's houses getting trashed and people getting killed. Whenever there is a tornado watch, I head outside while the rest of my family hides in the basement. So far, no dice. Have any of you seen one in person?
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Old 05-05-2016, 11:10 AM   #2
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When I was in the USAF, I was stationed in Biloxi for 8 weeks to learn my job. While I was there, I was in the HQ during a thunderstorm and saw a tornado. I watched it come down the street, enter our court yard and tear up the decks, picnic tables, etc. I ducked under a desk at this point and didn't see where it went after that. There were 3 or 4 of us in the room. Everyone was pale white afterwards.

Was a pretty terrifying experience. It was a good thing I was in a concrete building.
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Old 05-05-2016, 11:27 AM   #3
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Several.

Middle of nowhere is the way to go, unfortunately they tend to prefer other paths :/

First one was when I was maybe 4-5. Watched one come across an open field & basically "hop" my great grandparents house in the middle of a family get together. Nothing says family fun like huddling in an interior hallway. But saw it coming, which was (at that age) a pretty transfixing deal.

Next one I was probably 11. Watching an older friend's baseball game, while my dad discussed league matters with some other coaches. Saw it coming too, as it descended. Never ran that fast in my life. It has the distinction of producing the most memorable sound I've ever heard: a street marker torn from its post bouncing down an eerily quiet street. Surreal sound, like something from a movie.

Then my radio years, half a dozen or so. I was news director for several of my years, so I chased a handful of them (one of the easiest ways to get some TV time for you & your station is to beat the TV crews to the scene). Gave up that idiotically amateurish chasing (see tornado, follow tornado was the depth of it) after getting too damn close once, and after stopping the chase in order to help pull people out of a destroyed mobile home. They were uninjured but shaken, maybe the sight of a radio guy & a TV cameraman helping instead of reporting threw them off though.

Since then, seen at least 2 more, maybe 3. Nothing says fun drive through rural Georgia like a two-lane road & being on a parallel course to a twister.
(for those who know the local geography, the road between Monticello & Madison has some pretty long open views, just right for seeing a major oh-shit sight)
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Old 05-05-2016, 11:43 AM   #4
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I've been unfortunate enough to have seen two. Both experiences were pretty much the same, giant wall of blackness, eerie wind and energy feeling. Both times I was driving, the first was this one:
Pine Lake tornado - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

We were on the highway on the other side of the lake, didn't really know that it was happening until it was over and heard about it on the news.

Other one was in North Dakota and I was driving along in this wicked storm, and then there were cows walking around on the interstate and fencing all over the place, same kind of feeling.

I'm kind of hoping I only ever see them again on TV.
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Old 05-05-2016, 11:44 AM   #5
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I'm kind of hoping I only ever see them again on TV.

This. Very this.
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Old 05-05-2016, 11:49 AM   #6
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Wow, Jon. You get all of the interesting occurences. (I was just reading the paranormal thread, where you've had quite a few experiences.)
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Old 05-05-2016, 11:56 AM   #7
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Nope. Been in a few hurricanes, though. Would much prefer that, except if I was at sea.
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Old 05-05-2016, 11:58 AM   #8
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Wow, Jon. You get all of the interesting occurences. (I was just reading the paranormal thread, where you've had quite a few experiences.)

It ain't been dull.

Not sure the absence of dull equates with "fun" necessarily though :/

Weird on the other hand? Yeah, I think I've got that shit covered.
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Old 05-05-2016, 12:02 PM   #9
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Yeah, I realize these experiences often aren't fun. But I think some would point to a more interesting view on life. Like ghosts for instance - they'd certainly point to some sort of afterlife.
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Old 05-05-2016, 01:46 PM   #10
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I've only seen a couple, nothing serious, but they scare the crap out of me and I hope I never see one again. When I was a kid my mom came in, in the middle of the night, and yelled at me to go to the basement. We just sat there listening to the radio. The news was reporting that up to 8 funnel clouds had been sighted in the area. I wasn't sure what to think. I think they are an incredible phenomenon, but one that I'd just rather know happened elsewhere rather than be anywhere near one.

It's one of the main reason's that I'll never move anywhere near tornado alley. Just don't want to think about that. Even very severe thunderstorms in the night get me pacing around the house.
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Old 05-05-2016, 03:56 PM   #11
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I've endured close calls with tornados (in Mississippi) but the closest ones were at night. I probably couldn't seen them if I was during the day and I wasn't underneath a mattress in the tub (our emergency plan).

Seen a waterspout in Tampa, does that count!?
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Old 05-05-2016, 05:10 PM   #12
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Ever been in a Turkish prison, Joey?
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Old 05-05-2016, 06:31 PM   #13
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Other one was in North Dakota and I was driving along in this wicked storm, and then there were cows walking around on the interstate and fencing all over the place, same kind of feeling.

I'm kind of hoping I only ever see them again on TV.
It seems North Dakota gets 1 every other year. I've seen maybe 4.
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Old 05-05-2016, 06:46 PM   #14
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I saw the F5 Plainfield tornado in 1990 from about ten miles away. It had been a sunny, nearly cloudless sky, but almost instantly turned green. Being a stupid teenager, I didn't go inside immediately, and saw it only a few minutes later. Even from that distance it was gigantic, and easily the scariest thing I've ever seen.
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Old 05-05-2016, 07:06 PM   #15
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Ever been in a Turkish prison, Joey?

"Joey. Do you like it when Scraps grabs your leg and rubs up and down? "
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Old 05-06-2016, 11:54 AM   #16
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Henryville Tornado was my experience. After it came through Henryville, it hit the southern part of our county, very near where the school I work at is at. You could see it from a great distance considering the expanse of it. We were in the basement with the students for a long time, though a couple of us had wandered upstairs because the weather radios weren't working well below ground. Afterward, they were asking for anyone with first aid experience to go to Henryville. Immediately afterward, no one was sure what the damage had been. I'll never forget going in there. Army helicopters overhead. People wandering about. Thankfully, the casualties were minimal. The devastation was horrific. I didn't take many pictures out of respect for the events, but I did take 4 as I was leaving once enough medical staff had arrived that volunteers were no longer needed. Pics
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Old 05-06-2016, 01:02 PM   #17
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I thought that said "...in prison"
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Old 05-06-2016, 01:17 PM   #18
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Ever been in a Turkish prison, Joey?

d'oh!



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Old 05-06-2016, 01:36 PM   #19
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Lived in Oklahoma or Texas my entire life and have yet to see one. They are always (luckily) about 10-15 miles away from me when they do touch down nearby. I have seen the aftermath of many tornadoes though. The main ones being the Joplin, MO tornado and the Picher, OK tornado.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Joplin_tornado

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picher,_Oklahoma

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Old 05-06-2016, 03:29 PM   #20
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Seems like a roundabout way of punching your own ticket.
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Old 05-06-2016, 05:00 PM   #21
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Was a part of the Fort Worth Tornado of March 2000. Lived close to downtown. Got a nice little shot to the head from a roofing tile when it passed by me.
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Old 05-06-2016, 11:17 PM   #22
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Closest I've been to a tornado was the one that skipped through Raleigh a few years back, though I'm sure I've had one or two invade my dreams. I've also been through several tropical storms, the most devastating of which was Fran back in 1996. Pretty much the strongest winds I've experienced in person, up around 50-60 sustained most of the night it made landfall. There may have been a few gust fronts that rivaled that in a short burst.
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Old 05-06-2016, 11:22 PM   #23
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I know that people have a fascination with this type of stuff, but I steer far away from it whenever I could. There are just too many variables that could go badly for something that is unpredictable. I already lived through earthquakes (in California), monsoons (in Arizona) and enough floods (Texas) that I have no desire to see a tornado live.
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Old 05-07-2016, 12:07 AM   #24
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Haven't seen one. I was sitting at my desk a couple of years ago during what I thought was a mild thunderstorm at about 2:00 a.m. and I heard what sounded like a train in the distance. I was thinking to myself, "if there were any warnings out tonight, that could be a tornado." It lasted about a minute. Came about a half-mile from my house. It somehow missed a direct hit on anyone's house, but it took out a whole lot of trees.

If any of you remember Mickey Stanley from Tiger teams in the '70s, it went right by his house. He has a lot of acreage in the woods behind our neighborhood. Never met him, though. It was about that time I heard he lived there. Very reclusive, lives next door to his daughter, chops a lot of wood (this certainly added to his inventory) and has one of those pay-on-the-honor-system stands by the road.
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Old 05-08-2016, 04:42 PM   #25
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Extreme up-close video of tornado near Wray, CO! - YouTube
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Old 05-08-2016, 05:05 PM   #26
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Seen several in my life. Thankfully, none have ended up where I was. Closest I've ever been was about 1/2 mile away from a F3. It was also one of the scariest because it happened during the night and the sirens didn't go off. I heard a lot of wind so I looked outside and saw the trees bending about. Didn't know it was an actual tornado until the next morning. It took the roofs off of homes not that far away from us.
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Old 05-09-2016, 09:13 AM   #27
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I've seen a couple. Unfortunately, the last one I saw (in 2005), was tearing through our house at the time.

Now, my entire family and I were about 4 miles away, watching from our van. A friend had called on our cell phone when we were on the way home and warned us to pull over. We did. Good thing, too. Our small Iowa town was ripped in half, one lady lost her life, and what was left of our house had to be demolished.
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Old 05-09-2016, 09:26 AM   #28
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Yeesh. Glad you guys weren't home.
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Old 05-09-2016, 10:22 AM   #29
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Late 80s. I was living with a foster family on a small rural farm in SC.


There was "our" house. Then directly acorss the drive way (which was ~1/2 mile long) was a huge field, probably 40 acres. Then the neighbor's house which you could see across the field if it wasn't cotton season. Then "behind" that field was my "uncle's" house. As this family tended to do in the summer everyone was gathered around the covered porch and talking. Storm blew up and we watched the funnel cloud form across the road. It cut right across that huge field, turned and went right through the neighbor's house, picking up a large chunk of it and scattering it across that field and the uncle's yard.

I remember even as a 10 year old kid thinking how surreal it was that none of these folks were excited just silently watching in awe. The mother sat there and prayed and no one said a word.

Probably 10 minutes past. No one ran, screamed even seemingly acknowledged it. Then the "uncle" said, "Well God blessed us that it hit while Lee (neighbor) was at work. I guess I better go and try to make some progress on my yard as Im sure he will need all our help the next week getting his house back in the dry"

I actually have started typing this story twice and stopped because it seems so ridiculous and surreal as to be unbelievable. But that is the way these folks were. Never got excited or hurried about anything. I honestly think if their own home had been destroyed it would have been the same reaction, "Well better get started rebuilding"
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Old 05-09-2016, 10:39 AM   #30
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In some ways, maybe that's a better way to react.
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Old 05-09-2016, 11:15 AM   #31
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Never a real one as I live in Mass, but I've seen a borderline F0/F1 when I was watching a UMass lacrosse game. Picked up some metal scaffolding and nearly crushed a person... but luckily it was the mascot, so they had plenty of padding.

Then last summer I was helping run a tournament from a gazebo in the middle of Ft. Devens when a windburst came straight through. 70mph winds and driving rain one direction for 1-2 minute, flipped immediately into 70mph winds and driving rain the other direction for 1-2 minutes. Dropped about 2.5-3 inches of rain in less than 5 minutes. Had another one of those go through a couple miles away, still surreal to see even 2 years later it's a clean line of devastation across the hilltop.

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Old 05-09-2016, 01:48 PM   #32
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when a windburst came straight through.

Those can be nasty, especially if you get the downward version.

That's what took down a 200+ year old tree in our yard a number of years back, or at least that was the official version of things.

Now whether there's a downburst that leaves a clearly defined debris trail about a mile & a half long (as this one did) {shrug} well that's a different question.
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Old 05-09-2016, 02:02 PM   #33
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Those people are crazy! I'm sure it's a great thrill though....
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