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Old 06-22-2014, 06:41 PM   #1
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So...

...I'm at a bar watching USA Portugal. There's a guy at a table next to me wearing an R Kelly shirt. He's a white dude and he looks like an extra from Sunny Side of Philly. I think it's one of those R Kelly in the closet shirts. He even has a scraggly beard, like a fan of a first round exit hockey playoff team. Should I punch him in the face?
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Old 06-22-2014, 06:53 PM   #2
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I have a Boyz II Men Evolutions shirt, so no.
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Old 06-22-2014, 07:12 PM   #3
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I have a shirt that says boat nectar. I punch myself in the face every time I put it on. My answer is yes.
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Old 06-22-2014, 07:39 PM   #4
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I'm actually wearing a Boyz II men T-shirt as we speak. Although, I don't have the audacity to wear it out in public that often, so I guess that serves as a tacit endorsement for you to punch him in the face.
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Old 06-23-2014, 12:36 PM   #5
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So.... did you confront him on it?!!
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Old 06-23-2014, 12:41 PM   #6
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I think CR peed on the guy
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Old 06-23-2014, 12:52 PM   #7
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So you think you can tell heaven from hell.

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Old 06-23-2014, 01:05 PM   #8
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...I'm at a bar watching USA Portugal. There's a guy at a table next to me wearing an R Kelly shirt. He's a white dude and he looks like an extra from Sunny Side of Philly. I think it's one of those R Kelly in the closet shirts. He even has a scraggly beard, like a fan of a first round exit hockey playoff team. Should I punch him in the face?

Are you sure it wasn't a mirror?
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Old 06-23-2014, 01:23 PM   #9
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So.... did you confront him on it?!!

Heh... no. I was waiting for feedback from FOFC, and in the mean time, he finished his drinks and left.
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Old 06-23-2014, 01:24 PM   #10
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Are you sure it wasn't a mirror?

I might have had a Winger shirt back in the day. That's about it.
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Old 06-23-2014, 01:26 PM   #11
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So you think you can tell heaven from hell.

Blue skies from pain?
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Old 06-23-2014, 01:35 PM   #12
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Old 06-23-2014, 01:37 PM   #13
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A smile from a veil?
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Old 06-23-2014, 01:37 PM   #14
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I might have had a Winger shirt back in the day. That's about it.

Is this you?

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Old 06-23-2014, 03:04 PM   #15
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Is this you?


Almost spot on! Lol...

Except my shirt had the "Winger" album cover on the front, with the hot chick in blue lingerie.
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Old 06-23-2014, 03:51 PM   #16
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R Kelly is awesome.
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Old 06-23-2014, 05:16 PM   #17
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A smile from a veil?

Do you think you can tell?
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