03-17-2014, 09:07 PM | #1 | ||
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Electronic Baby From FACS For My Daughter
Its that time of year. My 8th grade daughter got to bring home one of those electronic babies for a grade. The baby was placed on "hard". And it is hilarious. The baby was turned on at 6 pm and immediately started crying. When my daughter took a shower the baby started crying.
Its a 1/2 hour past her bed time and she is pacing the floor with a fussy baby. She has been doing that for the last 1/2 hour. I am laughing my butt off. This is outstanding. She is hating this project. Its way too much for her. I remember pacing for hours because she had colic. So this fussy baby is awesome. Im hoping it helps her stay on the narrow path. Which we have stressed. Great project.
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03-17-2014, 09:09 PM | #2 |
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They have electric ones now? That's awesome.
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03-17-2014, 09:56 PM | #3 |
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I had a sack of flour. And I remember several friends having to defend their sacks of flour from assassination attempts.
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03-18-2014, 11:42 AM | #4 |
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I love it! I hope this gives your daughter a new appreciation for what you did for her.
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03-18-2014, 11:51 AM | #5 |
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I was at my in laws house this weekend while they were also watching their 3 year old twin granddaughters (my nieces). Hearing them scream bloody murder from 7p to 9p, again at midnight, and then from 5a to 6a was a fantastic reminder for my wife to keep popping that pill.
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03-18-2014, 11:55 AM | #6 | |
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03-18-2014, 12:12 PM | #7 | |
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03-18-2014, 12:21 PM | #8 | |
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I've heard enough baby cries to last a lifetime. My last one had colic and didn't sleep the night for two-and-a-half years. If someone brings an artificial baby that starts crying into this house, I'm cutting off the head, ripping the wiring out, mounting the head on a pike and sending it back to school with this note: Last edited by Blackadar : 03-18-2014 at 12:23 PM. |
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03-18-2014, 04:48 PM | #9 | ||
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A friend of mine accidentally drove off when the bag of flour was on the hood of his car...... That was quite the scene...
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03-18-2014, 05:31 PM | #10 |
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She got a 92% for her grade. She missed a burp this morning at 6:13 am and then hit the babies head a little later.
When the baby started fussing this morning her comment was "I hate this. I hate this. I hate this." Too much fun.
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03-19-2014, 07:11 AM | #11 |
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