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Old 12-27-2009, 07:14 AM   #1
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Trite Trophy - multiple year winners inside, updated for 2012...AND 2013

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The 26th Annual Trite Trophy


Previous years threads:

05 and 06: Trite Trophy 2005...and 2006 - Front Office Football Central

07: Trite Trophy 2007 - Front Office Football Central

08: Trite Trophy '08 - Front Office Football Central

All 26 winners: http://www.postgazette.com/pg/pdf/20...27_collier.pdf
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Old 12-27-2009, 07:48 AM   #2
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Just finished reading it... always a good column.
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Old 12-27-2009, 08:32 AM   #3
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That was fun, apparently I've been living under a rock. Never read that before.
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Old 12-27-2009, 10:13 AM   #4
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That was fun, apparently I've been living under a rock. Never read that before.

+1, great read.
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Old 12-27-2009, 02:23 PM   #5
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It's a beauty of a cliche, and it meets are ageless criteria: it's meaningless, it's everywhere, and I really, really hate it.

Awful.

It's also funny how often he uses cliches but doesn't bold them because he's not thinking about it... A bit hypocritical.
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Old 12-27-2009, 03:07 PM   #6
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What's Gene Collier's idea of a good announcer?

"The quarterback takes the ball from the center. He steps backward two yards. He takes one hand off the ball and holds it out in the air. The running back has stepped up and clutched the ball. He propels himself, until he collides with the defensive lineman. He falls to the ground which means he is down by contact. That concludes first down"
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Old 12-27-2009, 05:26 PM   #7
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I think people are taking this guy way too seriously.
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Old 12-28-2009, 02:02 PM   #8
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I saw someone copy this style of article on MSNBC.com, I think it was, for something about health care and I was kindof mad Collier didn't get credit for the author ripping off his format.

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Old 12-28-2009, 03:02 PM   #9
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I think I might have mentioned this in threads about prior Trite Trophies, but this is a classic clip of Collier's NFL Draft story someone put on youtube.

The "movie" is pointless...but the audio is great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU4GxyIM9L0
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Old 12-25-2010, 07:47 PM   #10
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Bumping...the column always comes out the final Sunday of the year, so we'll learn the 2010 winner tomorrow.

Any guesses or early favorites?
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Old 12-25-2010, 07:53 PM   #11
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I would personally vote for Nation. Red Sox Nation, Leaf Nation...stupid...totally annoying and overused.
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Old 12-25-2010, 08:35 PM   #12
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Dunno if Splash Play has ever been mentioned, but that would be my suggestion.
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Old 12-25-2010, 08:59 PM   #13
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Dunno if Splash Play has ever been mentioned, but that would be my suggestion.

That one might get some home cookin'
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Old 12-25-2010, 11:45 PM   #14
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Meh

"At The End of the Day" won. This expression has been played out for a decade, can't believe it wins now.

Trite Trophy: A cliche for all (sporting) seasons
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Old 12-26-2010, 06:50 AM   #15
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Thread title updated

Pretty weak choice since he listens to Tomlin multiple times a week
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Old 12-26-2010, 09:28 AM   #16
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I had never heard the term "Casino Blitz" used until recently. Aka, "They're ALL-IN!" Casino Blitz is my early pick for 2011.
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Old 12-26-2010, 10:40 AM   #17
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I would have put all my money on "It's a process." That seems to be hot phrase in sports right now -- everything's a freakin' process.
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Old 12-26-2010, 11:38 AM   #18
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Old 12-26-2010, 01:36 PM   #19
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"At The End of the Day" won. This expression has been played out for a decade, can't believe it wins now.

Lifetime achievement award perhaps.
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Old 12-30-2012, 02:43 AM   #20
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"Take a shot down the field" is the 2012 winner

http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/...trophy-668346/

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Old 12-30-2012, 07:09 AM   #21
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Here is last year's too

Trite Trophy 2011 - Front Office Football Central
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Old 12-29-2013, 08:01 AM   #22
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Trite Trophy 2013

I should start a new thread...going forward.
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