He should be in socks...

[EagleFan]

Not in a box.

He's now stuck in his house, with a mouse.
Not on a train, or in the rain.

he's not a louse, just stuck in a house
In his socks, in a box
walking on rocks, around the blocks

He has no poodle, or even a noodle
but he does have a beatle, in a bottle
and when it battles in the bottle
it won't be on a noodle eating poodle
for alas there is no poodle and no noodle

he ran out of luck, because he did not suck
up to a certain duck, who has no pluck
because this duck, is one sad buck

not a doe, with a fancy glow
not a ewe, who sniffs glue

just a tripping buck, who likes to cluck

Now this fox, sits in his socks
as he starts to stir, and starts to fry
what does he stir? what does he fry?

he stirs for you sir and fries not in disquise
but fries and stirs, stirs and fries
loook to the sky as he fries and cries
he cries and fries and see the skies
while he stirs and swerves and starts to serve

What does he serve, good question sir?

Green eggs and ham of course, which he will eat in his socks and in a box.

[Suicane75]

The hell is going on here?

[Breeze]

He's channelling Dr. Seuss

[Desnudo]

Your kids finally break you?

[Julio Riddols]

Did he also edit your location, Desnudo?

[cuervo72]

/somewhat disappointed "locks" wasn't used in the rhyme

[Passacaglia]

Now I want bagels and lox

[M GO BLUE!!!]

I do not want bagels & lox
I do not want them in a box
I will not eat them in my car
I will not eat them at a bar

[Glengoyne]

A few years back, when I was reading Seuss books to the kids all of the time, I considered posting here in Seussian prose. It proved to require too much effort.

Kudos for living the Dream =)

[DanGarion]

Does this have to do with Crimson Fox in the box?

[Autumn]

Does this have to do with Crimson Fox's box?

[Sun Tzu]

I predict this thread will eventually turn into an argument about Huey Lewis & the News.

[Autumn]

No it won't!


... oh no.

[Passacaglia]

Do you believe in CF's box?

[britrock88]

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

I predict this thread will eventually turn into an argument about Huey Lewis & the News.

Louie Newis and the & Hues?

[Sun Tzu]

wat

[EagleFan]

Who has a problem with Huey Lewis? The News can go f*** themselves, but nobody better have an issue with Huey.


Huey is a great singer, who can be heard on one's cell ringer
much better than Winger, or a Scorpion with no stinger

Over the course of one's life, that may be met with strife
there will be time, when one begine to rhyme
about Huey, not Dewey or Louie, but only Huey

because he is the one, that will never be done
that voice so golden, it must be beholden




sorry, combination of pain killers for my back and then feeling sick as a dog today has done me in.

[Sun Tzu]

When you're done with your "pain killers" remember to pass it to the next person.

*cough*

[Passacaglia]

Too bad for The Power of SkyDog, otherwise CF and I would be Slammin'.