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10-31-2003, 10:52 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cinn City
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Scary Halloween story
Late one dark and rainy night a man was walking home alone when he hears
a....... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him BUMP... BUMP.... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ... faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP.... BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping .... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.... Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. . With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him. The man screams and reaches for something heavy, anything ... his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of ROBITUSSIN . Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the apparition, and... the coffin stops. |
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10-31-2003, 11:14 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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That's worse than my IHOP joke...
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10-31-2003, 11:16 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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That may be the most asinine thing that ever made me chuckle.
Congratulations, Scoop! |
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10-31-2003, 11:16 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Dayton, OH
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Ditto.
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10-31-2003, 11:16 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cinn City
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I did a dramatic reading in the office. I got booed.
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10-31-2003, 11:19 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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Damnit, Butter, you just did that to keep your twelve post lead on me!  |
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10-31-2003, 11:25 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Dayton, OH
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No, I just did THIS to keep my 12 post lead on you.
Though if we keep that up, we'll just inflict the wrath of He Who Must Be Obeyed.
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10-31-2003, 11:47 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Bump.
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10-31-2003, 11:49 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cinn City
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Ahhhh!!!!! It's the coffin!!!!!!  |
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10-31-2003, 11:53 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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You are probably right. I think we should stop right here... And just as a piece of content. Halloween related, too. Today is the day that KFC in Japan starts their big Christmas drive. Christmas is extremely huge here. It's the custom to buy a bucket of Chicken for Christmas dinner here. It's so bis that they start advertising almost two months ahead, on Halloween. I just got their new flyer/coupon package that is full of Christmas crap when I ate there for lunch today. |
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10-31-2003, 12:23 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Nothing says Christmas like frid chicken...
Where the hell did they get that custom from???
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10-31-2003, 12:28 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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10-31-2003, 12:56 PM
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That is so wrong. But I'm laughing my ass off! |
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10-31-2003, 06:08 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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If you think that's wierd... Christmas eve is the biggest virgin de-flowering night here. It's bigger than prom night back home. But it's not only the teen buting their first nut. The whole country has a "romantic" night. The love hotels are all booked up well (months) in advance. I'm not joking. |
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11-01-2003, 12:14 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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so if fritz went to japan, he could probably find a colossal squid to shack up with on that night?
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11-01-2003, 03:08 AM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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To put my FOFC nerdiness to truth, this is the 2nd time this joke has been posted here.
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11-01-2003, 03:11 AM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Chicago, Ill
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To put my cluelessness to truth, I read through this joke 3 times before I got it.
"Ohhh, the "Coughing" stopped, because Robitussin stops the "coughing," that's freakin' hilarious!"
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