10-21-2003, 01:54 PM | #1 | ||
Captain Obvious
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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yo mamma thread
Yo momma is so fat, when she broke her leg gravy poured out
Feel free to submit your own.
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10-21-2003, 01:55 PM | #2 |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Chicago
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yo momma is so fat when she lay on the bay everyone starts shouting, "Free Willy, Free Willy!"
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10-21-2003, 01:55 PM | #3 |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Moorhead
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Yo momma is so fat, when we were done, three midgets were freed from the folds!
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I had something. |
10-21-2003, 01:57 PM | #4 |
Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Yo momma is so fat, she gets yeast infections between her chins.
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10-21-2003, 01:58 PM | #5 |
Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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yo mamma's so fat, even Shorty won't have sex with her.
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10-21-2003, 02:00 PM | #6 |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cinn City
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Yo mamma smells like 40 year old wolf pussy.
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10-21-2003, 02:12 PM | #7 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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Yo mamma so sleazy, she's in the yellow pages under 'rental equipment'
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10-21-2003, 02:16 PM | #8 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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Yo Mamma has a wooden leg with a kick stand
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
10-21-2003, 02:20 PM | #9 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA
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Yo mamma is so fat that when she lays down flight paths change.
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10-21-2003, 02:32 PM | #10 |
Mascot
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: South
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Yo mamma got a wig with a chin strap
Yo mamma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles |
10-21-2003, 02:35 PM | #11 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Fairfax, VA
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Yo mamma so ugly...she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
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10-21-2003, 02:55 PM | #12 |
High School Varsity
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: New Hampshire, USA
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Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
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10-21-2003, 03:05 PM | #13 |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edmonton
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Yo momma is so fat, all the restaurants in town have a seating capacity of 500 or yo momma.
Yo momma is so fat, smaller fat women orbit around her. |
10-21-2003, 03:08 PM | #14 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Allen Park, MI
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Yo mamma so poor..... I went in yo' house and stepped on a cigarette and she asked who turned off the heat....
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10-21-2003, 03:46 PM | #15 |
Captain Obvious
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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yo momma every carpenters dream, shes flat as a board, and easy to screw.
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Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again! |
10-21-2003, 03:51 PM | #16 |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Tulsa
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Yo momma so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doin, and she said, "Movin".
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10-21-2003, 03:54 PM | #17 |
General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Your mother is a sweet woman who cooks the most delicious chocolate chip cookies...
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
10-21-2003, 05:42 PM | #19 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: PDX
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Yo mama so old she has a subscription to the bible.
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10-21-2003, 05:49 PM | #20 |
Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Where the system is screwed
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Yo mama's so poor, she can't even put her two cents in this conversation
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10-21-2003, 05:50 PM | #21 |
Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Where the system is screwed
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Yo mama's so poor, your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
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10-21-2003, 06:02 PM | #22 |
High School Varsity
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: St. Louis, MO
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Yo mamma's so ugly, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
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10-21-2003, 06:04 PM | #23 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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Amateurs.
Yo mama so nasty, she's like a goalie: Only changes her pads every three periods.
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Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross Last edited by Schmidty : 10-21-2003 at 06:25 PM. |
10-21-2003, 06:09 PM | #24 |
Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Where the system is screwed
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Schmidty..lol...that was nasty... I LOVE THAT!
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed |
10-21-2003, 07:59 PM | #25 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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Yo momma's so fat when she sits on my face I cant hear the stereo.
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10-21-2003, 08:18 PM | #26 | |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: VA
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Quote:
Best. One. Yet.
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10-21-2003, 08:30 PM | #27 |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Moorhead
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Yo mamma so big, a foot long hot dog bun and mustard will get you laid.
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I had something. |
10-21-2003, 09:48 PM | #28 |
College Prospect
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Yo momma was walkin down Sunset Boulevard with a 99 cent sign strapped to her back.
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10-22-2003, 06:05 AM | #29 |
Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Where the system is screwed
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OK, last one.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory. |
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