Maxipad Advice

Fritz · 10-19-2003, 06:59 PM

Guys, I am looking to pick up a cheap maxipad for the gf so I don't have to steam clean my lazyboy anymore after she visits. I know of the one with wings and I know it's cheap. Is this any good? If not, anyone have any other recommendations? Can I just use a bounty sheet? Thanks in advance.

MrBug708 · 10-19-2003, 07:03 PM

Plastic Tarp

MizzouRah · 10-19-2003, 07:08 PM

Try a huggies diper.

My little one can take two dumps, plus 7 or 8 pee breaks in one before it needs changin.

Todd

The_herd · 10-19-2003, 07:25 PM

Just lay newspaper in a corner and make her stand there. It's only a once a month thing and its her own fault so she can't get too pissed.

Eaglesfan27 · 10-19-2003, 07:31 PM

My wife always uses always.

ice4277 · 10-19-2003, 07:38 PM

If you would just knock her up you wouldn't have to worry about that for close to a year.

Samdari · 10-19-2003, 07:38 PM

Don't invite her over then?

Fritz · 10-19-2003, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The_herd
Just lay newspaper in a corner and make her stand there. It's only a once a month thing and its her own fault so she can't get too pissed.

ah yes, you will do.

AZSpeechCoach · 10-19-2003, 08:40 PM

Mrs. SpeechCoach says to send that girl back to her mother for training. She needs some discipline. Or a litter box. Just don't rub her nose in it. That pisses them off.

Easy Mac · 10-19-2003, 08:42 PM

Just play for Detroit and go for the icing on the bed, a pre-emptive maneuver. Just empty her out there, then you can just wash the sheets.

Franklinnoble · 10-19-2003, 09:06 PM

Wow... a "thread of the week" candidate this early... Fritz is on FIRE!

I think this is an important topic of discussion. Personally, I've found that the large absorbent "chucks" they use at the hospital are convenient for incontinence, excessive menstruation, marking your territory, and lower gastrointestinal problems of every sort.

Generally, you can leave these around wherever needed, or tape them to the leaky subject in question.

oykib · 10-19-2003, 09:09 PM

Why do you have her over when she is already entertaining her 'visitor?'

That's the weekend that you should have "work to do around the house."

Easy Mac · 10-19-2003, 09:11 PM

Sometimes you just need a little color in the relationship.

Suicane75 · 10-19-2003, 10:45 PM

mmmmmmmmmm

Salty!

Easy Mac · 10-19-2003, 10:48 PM

I think its more tangy, kind of like a wine cooler on crack.

Suicane75 · 10-19-2003, 10:53 PM

you have to respect the flow, she'll respect you back.

Easy Mac · 10-19-2003, 10:55 PM

Or just dump it in a blender with ice and vodka to make a smoothie.

Suicane75 · 10-19-2003, 11:00 PM

clotting is my way of saying, "i love you baby"

Easy Mac · 10-19-2003, 11:03 PM

I heard gerbil fur is super absorbant, but I'll refer you to Richard Gere just to make sure.

Suicane75 · 10-19-2003, 11:05 PM

gerbils are for pleasure, ping pong balls are for necesitity.

Easy Mac · 10-19-2003, 11:10 PM

I like to paint NBA logos on them so I can try and recreate the lottery.

Suicane75 · 10-19-2003, 11:12 PM

Id hate to be your ass if you were a Clippers fan.
Come to think of it, I'd hate to be your ass at all.
Nothing against your ass, I just don't wanna be it.

Easy Mac · 10-19-2003, 11:15 PM

I just act like David Stern and make sure to pull out the Knicks one first.

Suicane75 · 10-19-2003, 11:22 PM

One time, this girl I was seeing, she was all sweet and stuff, and she said to me, in just the sweetest voice, "i hope you dont think this is weird, but would you lick my ass?" And i was like, "sweetie, id go down on you during your period", then she freaked out and called me a sicko. The Knicks were playing the Clippers on the TV behind us.
It all ties together.

Easy Mac · 10-19-2003, 11:26 PM

Sometimes you only find backho's.

Suicane75 · 10-19-2003, 11:30 PM

Do you like me? I like you. Maybe we should kiss sometime.

mckerney · 10-19-2003, 11:33 PM

Man, between listening to the music of 'Jason T' and this thread things here have been disturbing me lately.

Easy Mac · 10-19-2003, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Suicane75
Do you like me? I like you. Maybe we should kiss sometime.

I only kiss women and inanimate carbon rods.

oykib · 10-19-2003, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Suicane75
One time, this girl I was seeing, she was all sweet and stuff, and she said to me, in just the sweetest voice, "i hope you dont think this is weird, but would you lick my ass?" And i was like, "sweetie, id go down on you during your period", then she freaked out and called me a sicko. The Knicks were playing the Clippers on the TV behind us.
It all ties together.

"The ones your mother laid out for you...?"

Suicane75 · 10-19-2003, 11:51 PM

Quote:

I only kiss women and inanimate carbon rods.

For a moment there I thought it said inmates carbon rods.........thought, hoped, it's all the same.

Hey, to be serious, surely I can't be.
I am, and don't call me Shirley.

How do I get it to say "Originally posted by" when I quote something? It's the last piece of the FOFCentral posting puzzle that I have yet to undress like a taut, young Ellen Degeneres.

oykib · 10-19-2003, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Suicane75
For a moment there I thought it said inmates carbon rods.........thought, hoped, it's all the same.

Hey, to be serious, surely I can't be.
I am, and don't call me Shirley.

How do I get it to say "Originally posted by" when I quote something? It's the last piece of the FOFCentral posting puzzle that I have yet to undress like a taut, young Ellen Degeneres.

Click on the little quote marks at the bottom right corner of that person's post box.

Suicane75 · 10-20-2003, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by oykib
Click on the little quote marks at the bottom right corner of that person's post box.

Thank you very much.

oykib · 10-20-2003, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Suicane75
Thank you very much.

Dou Itashimashite.

JeeberD · 10-20-2003, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Suicane75
One time, this girl I was seeing, she was all sweet and stuff, and she said to me, in just the sweetest voice, "i hope you dont think this is weird, but would you lick my ass?" And i was like, "sweetie, id go down on you during your period", then she freaked out and called me a sicko. The Knicks were playing the Clippers on the TV behind us.
It all ties together.

Suicane has apparently been studying the collected works of The Afoci very, very closely...

Suicane75 · 10-20-2003, 12:25 AM

I don't know what that means, but someday I will, and I'll have my revenge, or i'll thank you, either way.

oykib · 10-20-2003, 12:26 AM

I can't believe that the lot of you have missed the Seinfeld reference.

Suicane75 · 10-20-2003, 12:30 AM

Please explain it to me, I go nuts over things like that.

If it werent for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

oykib · 10-20-2003, 12:33 AM

It's my first reply to you, Suicane.

JeeberD · 10-20-2003, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by oykib
I can't believe that the lot of you have missed the Seinfeld reference.

Just because it wasn't commented on doesn't mean that it was missed...

Panties make me smile...

Suicane75 · 10-20-2003, 12:35 AM

I figured that was it, but i remember neither the episode or the reference and I watch it every damn day which is why it's driving me nuts. Are you trying to hurt me?

JeeberD · 10-20-2003, 12:38 AM

It was the episode where he dated the dirty talker. He tried to get into the act by asking her if the panties she was wearing were the ones her mother laid out for her. She freaked out and left him forever...

Suicane75 · 10-20-2003, 12:53 AM

Ok, now I get it.

Glengoyne · 10-20-2003, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Suicane75
One time, this girl I was seeing, she was all sweet and stuff, and she said to me, in just the sweetest voice, "i hope you dont think this is weird, but would you lick my ass?" And i was like, "sweetie, id go down on you during your period", then she freaked out and called me a sicko. The Knicks were playing the Clippers on the TV behind us.
It all ties together.

I think I dated her.

Suicane75 · 10-20-2003, 01:18 AM

Do you still have your testicles? you do? Then it wasn't her.

Fritz · 10-20-2003, 05:33 AM

I would like to appologize to anyone with even a drop of taste for starting this parody thread.

oykib · 10-20-2003, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
I would like to appologize to anyone with even a drop of taste for starting this parody thread.

You're forgetting your target audience. When was the last time someone with even a drop of taste posted in one of the threads at FOFC?

Glengoyne · 10-22-2003, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
I would like to appologize to anyone with even a drop of taste for starting this parody thread.

This was parody?

Damn I almost worked up some sympathy for you too.

10-19-2003, 07:08 PM	#3
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Try a huggies diper. My little one can take two dumps, plus 7 or 8 pee breaks in one before it needs changin. Todd Last edited by MizzouRah : 10-19-2003 at 07:09 PM.

10-19-2003, 07:25 PM	#4
The_herd College Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Fort Lackland, Texas (San Antonio)	Just lay newspaper in a corner and make her stand there. It's only a once a month thing and its her own fault so she can't get too pissed. __________________ Oakland Raiders: HFL's 1970 AC West Champs

10-19-2003, 07:31 PM	#5
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	My wife always uses always. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

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10-19-2003, 08:40 PM	#9
AZSpeechCoach College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Phoenix	Mrs. SpeechCoach says to send that girl back to her mother for training. She needs some discipline. Or a litter box. Just don't rub her nose in it. That pisses them off. __________________ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them! Visit Stewart the Wonderbear and his amazing travels http://wonderbeartravel.blogspot.com

10-19-2003, 07:03 PM	#2
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Plastic Tarp

10-19-2003, 07:38 PM	#6
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	If you would just knock her up you wouldn't have to worry about that for close to a year.

10-19-2003, 08:42 PM	#10
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Just play for Detroit and go for the icing on the bed, a pre-emptive maneuver. Just empty her out there, then you can just wash the sheets.

10-19-2003, 09:06 PM	#11
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Wow... a "thread of the week" candidate this early... Fritz is on FIRE! I think this is an important topic of discussion. Personally, I've found that the large absorbent "chucks" they use at the hospital are convenient for incontinence, excessive menstruation, marking your territory, and lower gastrointestinal problems of every sort. Generally, you can leave these around wherever needed, or tape them to the leaky subject in question.

10-19-2003, 09:09 PM	#12
oykib College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	Why do you have her over when she is already entertaining her 'visitor?' That's the weekend that you should have "work to do around the house."

10-19-2003, 09:11 PM	#13
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Sometimes you just need a little color in the relationship.

10-19-2003, 10:45 PM	#14
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	mmmmmmmmmm Salty!

10-19-2003, 10:48 PM	#15
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I think its more tangy, kind of like a wine cooler on crack.

10-19-2003, 10:53 PM	#16
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	you have to respect the flow, she'll respect you back.

10-19-2003, 10:55 PM	#17
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Or just dump it in a blender with ice and vodka to make a smoothie.

10-19-2003, 11:00 PM	#18
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	clotting is my way of saying, "i love you baby"

10-19-2003, 11:03 PM	#19
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I heard gerbil fur is super absorbant, but I'll refer you to Richard Gere just to make sure.

10-19-2003, 11:05 PM	#20
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	gerbils are for pleasure, ping pong balls are for necesitity.

10-19-2003, 11:10 PM	#21
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I like to paint NBA logos on them so I can try and recreate the lottery.

10-19-2003, 11:12 PM	#22
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Id hate to be your ass if you were a Clippers fan. Come to think of it, I'd hate to be your ass at all. Nothing against your ass, I just don't wanna be it.

10-19-2003, 11:15 PM	#23
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I just act like David Stern and make sure to pull out the Knicks one first.

10-19-2003, 11:22 PM	#24
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	One time, this girl I was seeing, she was all sweet and stuff, and she said to me, in just the sweetest voice, "i hope you dont think this is weird, but would you lick my ass?" And i was like, "sweetie, id go down on you during your period", then she freaked out and called me a sicko. The Knicks were playing the Clippers on the TV behind us. It all ties together.

10-19-2003, 11:26 PM	#25
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Sometimes you only find backho's.

10-19-2003, 11:30 PM	#26
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Do you like me? I like you. Maybe we should kiss sometime.

10-19-2003, 11:33 PM	#27
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Man, between listening to the music of 'Jason T' and this thread things here have been disturbing me lately. Last edited by mckerney : 10-19-2003 at 11:47 PM.

10-20-2003, 12:25 AM	#35
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I don't know what that means, but someday I will, and I'll have my revenge, or i'll thank you, either way.

10-20-2003, 12:26 AM	#36
oykib College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	I can't believe that the lot of you have missed the Seinfeld reference.

10-20-2003, 12:30 AM	#37
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Please explain it to me, I go nuts over things like that. If it werent for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

10-20-2003, 12:33 AM	#38
oykib College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	It's my first reply to you, Suicane.

10-20-2003, 12:35 AM	#40
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I figured that was it, but i remember neither the episode or the reference and I watch it every damn day which is why it's driving me nuts. Are you trying to hurt me?

10-20-2003, 12:38 AM	#41
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	It was the episode where he dated the dirty talker. He tried to get into the act by asking her if the panties she was wearing were the ones her mother laid out for her. She freaked out and left him forever... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

10-20-2003, 12:53 AM	#42
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Ok, now I get it.

10-20-2003, 01:18 AM	#44
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Do you still have your testicles? you do? Then it wasn't her.

10-20-2003, 05:33 AM	#45
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	I would like to appologize to anyone with even a drop of taste for starting this parody thread. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

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