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10-11-2003, 08:12 PM
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High School JV
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Somewhere in Upstate NY
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Question (Re: Longhorn Fans)
Question: How many Texas Longhorns does it take to change a tire?
Answer: Only one, unless it's a blowout. Then the whole team shows up.  Nice to see that the Longhorns once again were the ones being shot in the Red River Shootout. Even though Chris Simms is no longer their whipping boy.
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10-11-2003, 08:13 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Exton, PA
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Has Texas EVER won a big time game? Seriously?
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10-11-2003, 08:15 PM
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Bonafide Seminole Fan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Miami
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I guess thats just the nature of the beast....Florida State can't get it done...Texas ditto...LSS yep...Pitt whatelse is new...Overall I'll say this aint none of those teams year.
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10-11-2003, 10:04 PM
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Checkraising Tourists
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cocoa Beach, FL
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How do you keep a Texas player from masturbating.
Answer: Paint his penis crimson and cream. He won't be able to beat it for four years. |
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10-11-2003, 10:08 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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Personally, I'd just let him masturbate but hey, whatever floats your boat. 
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10-11-2003, 10:52 PM
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Mascot
Join Date: Jun 2003
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I wish Hornsmaniac was still here.
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10-11-2003, 11:51 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Fort Lackland, Texas (San Antonio)
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You will go to a place worse than Hell for that statement. |
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