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"Tiger Critically Injures Magician Roy Horn"
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10-04-2003, 01:21 AM | #2 |
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That'll teach them not to exploit animals.
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10-04-2003, 01:42 AM | #3 |
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Sounds like the animals exploited the humans in this case.
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10-04-2003, 02:13 AM | #4 |
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I have to admit, I laughed when I read that. I couldn't help myself...
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10-04-2003, 07:22 AM | #5 |
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No Roy, I swear I wasn't the one to put catnip in your Old Spice!
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10-04-2003, 07:49 AM | #6 |
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Sadly I thought Tiger Woods hit Roy Horn with a golf ball or something
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10-04-2003, 08:53 AM | #7 | |
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Actually this was my first thought. Then I laughed at this story when I read it. The damn shame of the whole thing is that the Tiger is going to die after this. |
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10-04-2003, 09:12 AM | #8 | |
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He was pimping out the tiger? That seems odd. All the tiger pimps are know are chimps with top hats and cigars.
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10-04-2003, 09:14 AM | #9 |
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my question is why the tiger was so old to be doing his first show? I believe that when tigers are raised and trained most can perform by age 3. I wonder if this cat had behavior problems but they believed that it was now ready.
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10-04-2003, 09:30 AM | #10 |
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In a related story, a man repeatedly sticks his face in a hot frying pan and burns his face off.
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10-04-2003, 09:32 AM | #11 | |
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Accident during filming of new anti-drug commercial, "This is your face on drugs."
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10-04-2003, 11:46 AM | #12 | |
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Oddly enough, John Wesley Harding predicted this in his song "Darwin":
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10-04-2003, 12:00 PM | #13 |
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10-04-2003, 12:17 PM | #14 |
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Exploit animals, don't believe in that eh?
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10-04-2003, 12:20 PM | #15 | |
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I'd exploit the heck out of a pig to get some good ribs. Mmmmmmm...ribs. |
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10-04-2003, 02:43 PM | #16 |
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Its only explotation if the pig lives. otherwise its just good eatin
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