Jonah Falcon on the Daily Show.......

Mizzou B-ball fan · 03-05-2010, 08:16 AM

Thought this deserved its own thread since not all of you frequent the Daily Show thread that might be interested in seeing this. Jonah is a regular in a lot of online text sim leagues in addition to being a freelance writer and is well known in the video game circles for his, um, well-endowed areas. So it was hilarious to actually connect a name with a..........face.

Video: Jonah Falcon Needs a Job | The Daily Show | Comedy Central

RainMaker · 03-05-2010, 10:24 AM

His public access show is also a constant source of prank calls for the Stern show. You can find some of them on YouTube.

molson · 03-05-2010, 10:31 AM

He's a classic Stern guest in the sense that I think he really believes his Z-level celebrity is based on his blogging, public access shows, and acting. That kind of delusion creates great radio in the Stern environment.

path12 · 03-05-2010, 01:06 PM

Jesus. I remember that tool from the Usenet days.

EDIT: By tool, I'm speaking of Jonah himself. Not his, er, tool.

Pumpy Tudors · 03-05-2010, 02:17 PM

How the hell do people even know how "big" this guy is? Because he's said so? Or are people passing pictures around? What kind of fucking freaks do we have on the internet anyway?

There's no rush in answering my questions. I'm going to be busy all weekend uploading group roller derby porn to pumpytudors.com.

RainMaker · 03-05-2010, 02:20 PM

There are pictures, and he's been in a documentary of sorts on it.

Rizon · 03-05-2010, 02:49 PM

Jonah Falcon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Karlifornia · 03-05-2010, 03:50 PM

There was a huge (no pun intended) Rolling Stone article about him/it. I just about fell on the floor when I turned the page and read the name "Jonah Falcon" (retarded name, btw)

DanGarion · 03-05-2010, 06:03 PM

Cringer · 03-06-2010, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

How the hell do people even know how "big" this guy is? Because he's said so? Or are people passing pictures around? What kind of fucking freaks do we have on the internet anyway?

There's no rush in answering my questions. I'm going to be busy all weekend uploading group roller derby porn to pumpytudors.com.

Well, there was this one time (not in band camp, I swear) on the Howard Stern Show were the great George Takei grabbed onto it and held it for a bit through the guys pants. George said it was pretty big, and liked it. FYI.

spleen1015 · 03-06-2010, 04:00 PM

The only thing I know about this dude is some crap in OOTPland a few years ago.

He thought features were new that weren't and he thought features were missing that were there.

I've figured the guy was an idiot ever since.

DanGarion · 03-06-2010, 04:23 PM

Why do people care about people like this?

RainMaker · 03-06-2010, 04:33 PM

What was his name on the OOTP boards?

MJ4H · 03-06-2010, 04:42 PM

My first guess on who Jonah Falcon was was balloon boy. Guess I was wrong about that. What was his name?

dcg12 · 03-06-2010, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by RainMaker

What was his name on the OOTP boards?

Ahhh....Jonah Falcon maybe?

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Pumpy Tudors · 03-06-2010, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MJ4H

My first guess on who Jonah Falcon was was balloon boy. Guess I was wrong about that. What was his name?

falcon crest i think

molson · 03-07-2010, 03:21 PM

I don't think I want to know the penis size of anybody I'm in a text sim league with.

Karlifornia · 03-07-2010, 03:23 PM

It's 9.5 flaccid, 13.5 erect.

Senator · 03-07-2010, 06:15 PM

And yet his life is not perfect. Shoots that theory to hell.

Ben E Lou · 03-07-2010, 06:34 PM

Heh. I had no idea that clown had gotten semi-famous (or maybe he was famous already when he was being an idiot at the OOTP and BM forums back in the day?) He really posted some uninformed stuff.

Greyroofoo · 03-07-2010, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

It's 9.5 flaccid, 13.5 erect.

pretty good for a white guy

kcchief19 · 03-08-2010, 09:39 PM

Looked it up, he still has his account here but it looks like he hasn't posted since the early days of the move. I seem to recall him posting on The Sideline back in the day. When I saw him on TDS I gagged and vomitted at the same time ... I was gavomitting.

And yep, I recall him being a real tool on the OOTP boards, but not the good kind of a tool.

Neuqua · 03-08-2010, 09:57 PM

CamEdwards is still the most famous FOFC personality.

JPhillips · 03-08-2010, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon

Jonah Falcon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Quote:

Falcon maintains that he has refused to do pornography out of a belief that it would ruin the career as a mainstream actor that he has never had.

JeeberD · 03-09-2010, 01:09 AM

This vid was posted on a different board a couple months ago...talks about how he tried to get HBO to cast him on "Hung"...

03-05-2010, 10:31 AM	#3
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	He's a classic Stern guest in the sense that I think he really believes his Z-level celebrity is based on his blogging, public access shows, and acting. That kind of delusion creates great radio in the Stern environment. Last edited by molson : 03-05-2010 at 10:31 AM.

03-05-2010, 01:06 PM	#4
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03-05-2010, 02:17 PM	#5
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	How the hell do people even know how "big" this guy is? Because he's said so? Or are people passing pictures around? What kind of fucking freaks do we have on the internet anyway? There's no rush in answering my questions. I'm going to be busy all weekend uploading group roller derby porn to pumpytudors.com. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

03-05-2010, 03:50 PM	#8
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	There was a huge (no pun intended) Rolling Stone article about him/it. I just about fell on the floor when I turned the page and read the name "Jonah Falcon" (retarded name, btw) __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

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03-05-2010, 10:24 AM	#2
RainMaker General Manager Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	His public access show is also a constant source of prank calls for the Stern show. You can find some of them on YouTube.

03-05-2010, 02:20 PM	#6
RainMaker General Manager Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	There are pictures, and he's been in a documentary of sorts on it.

03-06-2010, 04:00 PM	#11
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	The only thing I know about this dude is some crap in OOTPland a few years ago. He thought features were new that weren't and he thought features were missing that were there. I've figured the guy was an idiot ever since. __________________ Why choose failure when success is an option?

03-06-2010, 04:23 PM	#12
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03-06-2010, 04:33 PM	#13
RainMaker General Manager Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	What was his name on the OOTP boards?

03-06-2010, 04:42 PM	#14
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	My first guess on who Jonah Falcon was was balloon boy. Guess I was wrong about that. What was his name? __________________ My YouTube channel My Twitch channel My Sharona

03-07-2010, 03:21 PM	#17
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	I don't think I want to know the penis size of anybody I'm in a text sim league with.

03-07-2010, 03:23 PM	#18
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	It's 9.5 flaccid, 13.5 erect. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

03-07-2010, 06:15 PM	#19
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03-07-2010, 06:34 PM	#20
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	Heh. I had no idea that clown had gotten semi-famous (or maybe he was famous already when he was being an idiot at the OOTP and BM forums back in the day?) He really posted some uninformed stuff. __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

03-08-2010, 09:39 PM	#22
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	Looked it up, he still has his account here but it looks like he hasn't posted since the early days of the move. I seem to recall him posting on The Sideline back in the day. When I saw him on TDS I gagged and vomitted at the same time ... I was gavomitting. And yep, I recall him being a real tool on the OOTP boards, but not the good kind of a tool.

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