Halloween costume ideas

Mike Lowe · 09-28-2009, 09:48 PM

I know I'm a grown man, but we're hosting a party this year so I gotta do something. I try to fly under the radar with costumes and was planning on going as that Video Professor guy who sells software. I was just going to get a balding mask, wear a white dress shirt and tie and carry around stupid useless software and bug people to "try my product," "try my drink," "try my appetizer," etc.

My dilemma thus far has been trying to find a normal looking white balding head of hair mask or whatever. I don't really want a whole mask, just the head. All I'm finding is completely bald or some mad scientist looking thing.

Anyway, if you guys know of a good spot online let me know. Also, let us know what you plan on being!

Mike Lowe · 09-29-2009, 08:21 PM

Bump, no one is celebrating Halloween this year? Damn, I need me a bald head!

RomaGoth · 09-29-2009, 08:26 PM

Just shave your head and wear a white rabbits' foot on it.

claphamsa · 09-29-2009, 08:29 PM

im a nun every year! 17 years now! im very original

Pumpy Tudors · 09-29-2009, 09:02 PM

I'm probably going to my first Halloween party ever this year. No idea what I'm going to wear. I'll probably just wear my everyday clothes and go as a jackass.

JetsIn06 · 09-29-2009, 09:27 PM

Halloween is my favorite holiday. Me and the woman are trying to think of cool costume ideas but we're stumped.

Shkspr · 09-29-2009, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Lowe

My dilemma thus far has been trying to find a normal looking white balding head of hair mask or whatever. I don't really want a whole mask, just the head. All I'm finding is completely bald or some mad scientist looking thing.

Anyway, if you guys know of a good spot online let me know. Also, let us know what you plan on being!

Okay, the first thing you need to do is to hang out in places that seniors tend to congregate in. Bingo halls, Waffle Houses, the liniment aisle at Walgreen's, that sort of thing. Strike up a conversation with a man who has the approximate hairstyle you wish to emulate. Once you have gained his trust, use the promise of coupons to the local Furr's cafeteria to convince him to get in your car. Engage the child lock on the door to prevent him from opening said door from the inside. Then drive to a discreetly prepared storage facility, strangle him, cut carefully along the hairline with a sharp scalpel, peel back the scalp, and apply to a bald cap placed on a mannequin head. Bonus points if the mannequin head is dolled up to look like an appropriate celebrity (I'm thinking Patrick Stewart). Then, and this step is important, go over all edges where the scalp meets the bald cap with a damp sponge to remove blood. This can be distracting.

Oh, very important: choose a donor with a head approximately your size. Puckers will destroy the illusion. Also, you will have to move immediately following your party. Do not leave a forwarding address - like free breadsticks at the Olive Garden, that's just one of the Postal Service's tricks to "get" you.

One last thing: your costume will begin to smell after about seven hours. This is normal; just make sure not to dress before seven and wrap the party up by two. Good Luck!

PS: I was thinking of going as Pumpy. Where do you live, anyway?

MrBug708 · 09-29-2009, 09:58 PM

threewishes.com

bbor · 09-29-2009, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I'm probably going to my first Halloween party ever this year. No idea what I'm going to wear. I'll probably just wear my everyday clothes and go as a jackass.

Dress as a toothbrush

M GO BLUE!!! · 09-29-2009, 11:12 PM

Why not just shave?

I'm going as Uncle Fester. Just have to turn this:

Into this:

I need a new dark coat anyway... just need to figure out that fur collar thing!

bbor · 09-29-2009, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Why not just shave?

I'm going as Uncle Fester. Just have to turn this:

Into this:

I need a new dark coat anyway... just need to figure out that fur collar thing!

Neckbeard might work

RomaGoth · 09-30-2009, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by bbor

Neckbeard might work

Or a scarf.

RomaGoth · 09-30-2009, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I'm probably going to my first Halloween party ever this year. No idea what I'm going to wear. I'll probably just wear my everyday clothes and go as a jackass.

Is this really your first Halloween party? Pumpy....

spleen1015 · 09-30-2009, 01:08 PM

Idea for couples, one is a hippie and the other is a mime.

Peace and Quiet

Coffee Warlord · 09-30-2009, 01:14 PM

I like my costume from last year.

I was Johnny from the Karate Kid. Replica Cobra Kai uniform.

Mike Lowe · 09-30-2009, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

I like my costume from last year.

I was Johnny from the Karate Kid. Replica Cobra Kai uniform.

I kid you not, about 8 years ago a friend of mine went as "the guy who screamed 'put him in a body bag Johnny, hahahahaha!'"

It was amazing.

I went one year as Karate Kid dressed up as the shower like he did in the movie. Sort of a costume inside of a costume. Pretty cool when people knew what it was from. Very sweaty costume though ugh.

JediKooter · 09-30-2009, 06:23 PM

I'm still trying to find the Don Post Pumpy mask.

Neuqua · 10-23-2009, 04:39 PM

*bump*

I can't think of anything.

Abe Sargent · 10-23-2009, 04:50 PM

I'm dressing up a character from Road Warrior

MikeVic · 10-23-2009, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

I'm dressing up a character from Road Warrior

Animal or Hawk?

Dodgerchick · 10-23-2009, 06:04 PM

Maybe you can get some ideas from here - Coolest Homemade Costumes - Web's Largest Costume Photo Gallery and How-To Tips

stevew · 10-23-2009, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Neuqua

*bump*

I can't think of anything.

You could have a bag full of goodies and go as an "Indian Giver"

Groan

stevew · 10-23-2009, 07:10 PM

I was thinking of making my nursing home deliveries as the Grim Reaper.

Maple Leafs · 10-23-2009, 07:21 PM

Just wear a ghost costume. From the sounds of it, you'll be the only one at the party not going as Balloon Boy.

Izulde · 10-23-2009, 08:05 PM

I'm thinking about getting the boar mask I saw at the grocery store and wearing it with some black robes and a scythe.

Then when people ask what I am I can say I'm the Boar Reaper and that I bore people to death.

Best costume I ever had though was when I was 13 and went as the Mask of Red Death.

Vince, Pt. II · 10-23-2009, 08:06 PM

My roommate and I are wearing Orange Sherbert and Baby Blue suits with tophats and very ruffly shirts. We're going as Harry and Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber.

Flasch186 · 10-23-2009, 09:54 PM

3 words:

Dick in Box

ArlingtonColt · 10-23-2009, 11:32 PM

My girlfriend and I are going as "Smartass and Dumbass" She will have smarties glued to her (fake) ass and I'll have dum-dum's glued to my (fake) ass. Cheap and mildly amusing

M GO BLUE!!! · 10-24-2009, 01:32 AM

My sister threw a party once. She thought it was perfectly fine to invite her ex-boyfriend, the guy she was seeing that she didn't like too much & the guy that lived in the next building that she had a crush on. It didn't go over too well...

I though of this because the guy she had a crush on had the worst costume ever: He made the letter "E" out of cardboard & foil, then hung it from his neck.

When you asked what the costume was... "I am E-male."

Abe Sargent · 10-24-2009, 02:58 AM

Once I Dressed up in a suit and tie and called myself a Republican.

JonInMiddleGA · 10-24-2009, 04:30 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Animal or Hawk?

Ellering.

Apathetic Lurker · 10-24-2009, 08:42 AM

My daughter is going as a goth cheerleader....If I and the missus go anywhere we might go as zombie cheerleaders..... seems the theme at our abode is cheerleaders this year...

JeeberD · 10-24-2009, 09:10 AM

My sister and brother-in-law went to a costume party a few years ago. My sister dressed up in a pumpkin costume, and my BIL just wore a nametag that said "Peter-Peter"...

Neuqua · 10-24-2009, 05:57 PM

So I think I am going to be Kanye West and just go around interrupting people all night.

Thoughts?

RainMaker · 10-24-2009, 06:10 PM

An easy one is buying a black shirt with black pants and just putting a white collar and going as a Priest.

Dodgerchick · 10-24-2009, 08:46 PM

Christopher Walken mask:

Mustang · 02-28-2010, 10:14 PM

Well, I have my costume for next year purchased...

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Shkspr · 02-28-2010, 11:15 PM

That costume is a good one because it doubles as a dress for Emo Prom.

09-29-2009, 08:21 PM	#2
Mike Lowe College Prospect Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: San Diego, CA	Bump, no one is celebrating Halloween this year? Damn, I need me a bald head! __________________ Be fulfilled. Be grateful. Be good to one another. @MikeLowe47 @SimSportsGamin9 Website \| YouTube \| Discord

09-29-2009, 08:29 PM	#4
claphamsa Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: non white trash MD	im a nun every year! 17 years now! im very original __________________ Dominating Warewolf for 0 games! GIT R DUN!!!

09-29-2009, 09:02 PM	#5
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I'm probably going to my first Halloween party ever this year. No idea what I'm going to wear. I'll probably just wear my everyday clothes and go as a jackass. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

09-30-2009, 01:08 PM	#14
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Idea for couples, one is a hippie and the other is a mime. Peace and Quiet __________________ Why choose failure when success is an option?

09-30-2009, 06:23 PM	#17
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I'm still trying to find the Don Post Pumpy mask. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

09-29-2009, 09:27 PM	#6
JetsIn06 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Rahway, NJ	Halloween is my favorite holiday. Me and the woman are trying to think of cool costume ideas but we're stumped.

09-29-2009, 09:58 PM	#8
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	threewishes.com

09-29-2009, 11:12 PM	#10
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Why not just shave? I'm going as Uncle Fester. Just have to turn this: Into this: I need a new dark coat anyway... just need to figure out that fur collar thing!

09-30-2009, 01:14 PM	#15
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	I like my costume from last year. I was Johnny from the Karate Kid. Replica Cobra Kai uniform.

10-23-2009, 04:39 PM	#18
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	bump I can't think of anything. __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

10-23-2009, 04:50 PM	#19
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	I'm dressing up a character from Road Warrior __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

10-23-2009, 06:04 PM	#21
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	Maybe you can get some ideas from here - Coolest Homemade Costumes - Web's Largest Costume Photo Gallery and How-To Tips __________________ DON'T ITCH THAT NOSE! A Meditation Dynasty

10-23-2009, 07:10 PM	#23
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I was thinking of making my nursing home deliveries as the Grim Reaper.

10-23-2009, 07:21 PM	#24
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	Just wear a ghost costume. From the sounds of it, you'll be the only one at the party not going as Balloon Boy. __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

10-23-2009, 08:05 PM	#25
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	I'm thinking about getting the boar mask I saw at the grocery store and wearing it with some black robes and a scythe. Then when people ask what I am I can say I'm the Boar Reaper and that I bore people to death. Best costume I ever had though was when I was 13 and went as the Mask of Red Death. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

10-23-2009, 08:06 PM	#26
Vince, Pt. II Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Somewhere More Familiar	My roommate and I are wearing Orange Sherbert and Baby Blue suits with tophats and very ruffly shirts. We're going as Harry and Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber.

10-23-2009, 09:54 PM	#27
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	3 words: Dick in Box __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

10-23-2009, 11:32 PM	#28
ArlingtonColt H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: arlington, tx	My girlfriend and I are going as "Smartass and Dumbass" She will have smarties glued to her (fake) ass and I'll have dum-dum's glued to my (fake) ass. Cheap and mildly amusing

10-24-2009, 01:32 AM	#29
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	My sister threw a party once. She thought it was perfectly fine to invite her ex-boyfriend, the guy she was seeing that she didn't like too much & the guy that lived in the next building that she had a crush on. It didn't go over too well... I though of this because the guy she had a crush on had the worst costume ever: He made the letter "E" out of cardboard & foil, then hung it from his neck. When you asked what the costume was... "I am E-male." Last edited by M GO BLUE!!! : 10-24-2009 at 01:33 AM.

10-24-2009, 02:58 AM	#30
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	Once I Dressed up in a suit and tie and called myself a Republican. __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

10-24-2009, 08:42 AM	#32
Apathetic Lurker College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo,NY	My daughter is going as a goth cheerleader....If I and the missus go anywhere we might go as zombie cheerleaders..... seems the theme at our abode is cheerleaders this year...

10-24-2009, 09:10 AM	#33
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	My sister and brother-in-law went to a costume party a few years ago. My sister dressed up in a pumpkin costume, and my BIL just wore a nametag that said "Peter-Peter"... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

10-24-2009, 05:57 PM	#34
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	So I think I am going to be Kanye West and just go around interrupting people all night. Thoughts? __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

10-24-2009, 06:10 PM	#35
RainMaker General Manager Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	An easy one is buying a black shirt with black pants and just putting a white collar and going as a Priest.

10-24-2009, 08:46 PM	#36
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	Christopher Walken mask: __________________ DON'T ITCH THAT NOSE! A Meditation Dynasty

02-28-2010, 10:14 PM	#37
Mustang Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Wisconsin	Well, I have my costume for next year purchased... hxxp://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150416817267&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.com%3A80%2F%3F_from%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dp4712.m38.l1313%26_nkw%3D150416817267%26_sacat%3DSee-All-Categories%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1 __________________ You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its...

02-28-2010, 11:15 PM	#38
Shkspr College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Amarillo, TX	That costume is a good one because it doubles as a dress for Emo Prom.

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