I Swear That Sometimes I Hate Porn

Abe Sargent · 07-19-2003, 07:14 PM

I was watching this scene on a free DVD and it featured some chiseled male figure (who cares) a hot, buxom redhead with a nice posterior and a blonde in dominatrix outfit. And, I swear, theyt focused on the blonde action the entire time.

I can see 100 zillion blondes or "blondes" in porn. But the one time they have a hot redhead in on the action, all I get are far away shots and face shots.

Do people not understand that men who watch porn want variety? It's not always about the bottle blonde with the shaved snatch and the large breasts.

Ah well.

-Anxiety

Blackadar · 07-19-2003, 08:01 PM

Ummm...no comment.

I too prefer redheads, tho.

Anrhydeddu · 07-19-2003, 08:24 PM

i stole bucc's password...blondes in porn is a real turn-off...nothing but mannequins in to much makeup

cthomer5000 · 07-19-2003, 08:31 PM

http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/483.htm

This guy agrees.

his website:

http://www.pornojim.com/

Maple Leafs · 07-19-2003, 09:06 PM

My suggestion: play with your TV's tint control.

Leonidas · 07-19-2003, 09:18 PM

As if when you have a boner in your hand hair color really matters.

Qwikshot · 07-19-2003, 09:18 PM

That's why I date a redhead...

korme · 07-19-2003, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anxiety
It's not always about the bottle blonde with the shaved snatch and the large breasts.

Ah well.

-Anxiety

Oh yes, yes it is.

Draft Dodger · 07-19-2003, 09:28 PM

I hate redheads.

(and Qwikshot - big Scottish men don't really count as readheads)

cthomer5000 · 07-19-2003, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shorty3281
Oh yes, yes it is.

the laughs just keep on coming.

Subby · 07-19-2003, 09:50 PM

Porn is completely exploitative. I wish the whole industry would go away...

damnMikeBrown · 07-19-2003, 10:08 PM

I dated a red head once. She kissed like a Pez dispenser.

oykib · 07-19-2003, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Subby
Porn is completely exploitative. I wish the whole industry would go away...

Me too... starting with that stack of tapes piled up in front of my TV. I nearly break my neck tripping over them every time I walk by.

Bad-example · 07-19-2003, 10:17 PM

I only hate porn when I am out of Kleenex.

Easy Mac · 07-19-2003, 10:28 PM

I just use the shag carpeting.

Qwikshot · 07-19-2003, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Draft Dodger
I hate redheads.

(and Qwikshot - big Scottish men don't really count as readheads)

Sadly he left me for Dolly the cloned sheep

I'm sticking to women these days.

JeeberD · 07-19-2003, 11:56 PM

Mmmmmmm...redheads....

God how I love redheads...

cartman · 07-20-2003, 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by damnMikeBrown
I dated a red head once. She kissed like a Pez dispenser.

So, when you locked lips, her head flipped open on a hinge and a piece of candy popped out? Sweet!

korme · 07-20-2003, 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bad-example
I only hate porn when I am out of Kleenex.

socks
towels
toilet
bathtub
sink

there are always 'fill-in's

Ksyrup · 07-20-2003, 07:25 AM

I like redheads, but only if their bodies are not covered with freckles. So that leaves like 3 chicks in the world.

CamEdwards · 07-20-2003, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shorty3281
socks
towels
toilet
bathtub
sink

there are always 'fill-in's

When you need advice on cum receptacles, Shorty is your man!

BTW, redheads are fantastic. I even married one.

Fritz · 07-20-2003, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shorty3281
socks
towels
toilet
bathtub
sink
credit card bill return envelope
cat
mom's underpants
craftsman powerdrill
night deposit box

I always find 'fill-in's

you shouldn't have admitted some of those

ice4277 · 07-20-2003, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CamEdwards
When you need advice on cum receptacles, Shorty is your man!

LOL

illinifan999 · 07-20-2003, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
you shouldn't have admitted some of those

ROFLMAO!!!!

CamEdwards · 07-20-2003, 03:59 PM

BTW, Shorty's mom's underpants are a common cum receptacle. I think we've all shot a load or two in her drawers.

QuikSand · 07-20-2003, 04:01 PM

Who knew, given the title, that this thread could actually go so far downhill?

tucker342 · 07-20-2003, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
you shouldn't have admitted some of those

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Now that's funny

Abe Sargent · 07-21-2003, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ksyrup
I like redheads, but only if their bodies are not covered with freckles. So that leaves like 3 chicks in the world.

That's fine. I find so few redheads in pron are actually redheads, you know? So the freckled ones are rare. I've only seen a couple. They're like those aliens in Alien Nation. It's purely investigative science to see a freckled redhead. Yeah, that's it. "Take off your clothes for science baby!"

(I'll take all of the freckled redheads off your hands. So I won't have to use mine....)

-Anxiety

cuervo72 · 07-21-2003, 08:33 AM

Nice to see the love for redheads (I married one too).

Not all redheads have huge amounts of freckles, especially if they're smart and limit the amount of sun they get.

Shorty, I take it you do your own laundry?

cuervo72 · 07-21-2003, 08:39 AM

Dola -

Anxiety, you might try to pick up some movies (from a few years ago anyway) with Brittany O'Connell....

Samdari · 07-21-2003, 09:39 AM

Can shorty legally view porn in Illinois?

Abe Sargent · 08-30-2003, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cuervo72
Dola -

Anxiety, you might try to pick up some movies (from a few years ago anyway) with Brittany O'Connell....

Looks hot. Took me a while to check her out, however. She still looks a bit to "porned" up for my tastes, however. Like my women a little more natural and a little less airbrushed.

-Anxiety

finkenst · 09-02-2003, 09:55 PM

just for the heck of it.

Radii · 09-02-2003, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by finkenst
just for the heck of it.

From the site:

"Please note: there is no nudity on this site."

Just thought I'd warn everyone.

JeeberD · 09-03-2003, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by finkenst
just for the heck of it.

Yummm....

cuervo72 · 09-03-2003, 09:00 AM

I remember that site from long ago...

ice4277 · 09-03-2003, 10:53 AM

Behold the power of the internet...it can even make a few redheads look attractive every now and again.

cuervo72 · 09-03-2003, 11:06 AM

Sigh....some people just won't ever understand.

ice4277 · 09-03-2003, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cuervo72
Sigh....some people just won't ever understand.

You're right; I still can't figure out why you don't like soccer

cuervo72 · 09-03-2003, 12:01 PM

Mustang · 09-03-2003, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shorty3281
socks
towels
toilet
bathtub
sink

there are always 'fill-in's

You forgot the ceiling. No one ever looks there.

Granted, you have to buy some of those 'Increase your ejaculation range 266%' pills that they are always emailing you about but.. small price to pay.

cuervo72 · 09-03-2003, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mustang
You forgot the ceiling. No one ever looks there.

Granted, you have to buy some of those 'Increase your ejaculation range 266%' pills that they are always emailing you about but.. small price to pay.

Not if you have a bunk bed.

cuervo72 · 09-03-2003, 02:04 PM

Dola -

That would be particularly effective if you have (or want) a "popcorn" ceiling.

07-19-2003, 09:18 PM	#6
Leonidas College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: East Anglia	As if when you have a boner in your hand hair color really matters. __________________ Molon labe

07-19-2003, 09:18 PM	#7
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	That's why I date a redhead... __________________ "General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams

07-19-2003, 09:28 PM	#9
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07-19-2003, 09:50 PM	#11
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Porn is completely exploitative. I wish the whole industry would go away... __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

07-19-2003, 10:17 PM	#14
Bad-example College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: san jose CA	I only hate porn when I am out of Kleenex. __________________ Karaoke Katie drove the crowd wild Every time she'd sing they'd come in for miles Curtain came up, Katie came on Drinking like a lumberjack and singing Delta Dawn

07-19-2003, 08:01 PM	#2
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	Ummm...no comment. I too prefer redheads, tho.

07-19-2003, 08:24 PM	#3
Anrhydeddu Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Oct 2002	i stole bucc's password...blondes in porn is a real turn-off...nothing but mannequins in to much makeup

07-19-2003, 09:06 PM	#5
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	My suggestion: play with your TV's tint control.

07-19-2003, 10:08 PM	#12
damnMikeBrown College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Cincinnati, OH	I dated a red head once. She kissed like a Pez dispenser.

07-19-2003, 10:28 PM	#15
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I just use the shag carpeting.

07-19-2003, 11:56 PM	#17
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Mmmmmmm...redheads.... God how I love redheads... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-20-2003, 07:25 AM	#20
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I like redheads, but only if their bodies are not covered with freckles. So that leaves like 3 chicks in the world. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

07-20-2003, 03:59 PM	#25
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	BTW, Shorty's mom's underpants are a common cum receptacle. I think we've all shot a load or two in her drawers. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

07-20-2003, 04:01 PM	#26
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	Who knew, given the title, that this thread could actually go so far downhill?

07-21-2003, 08:33 AM	#29
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Nice to see the love for redheads (I married one too). Not all redheads have huge amounts of freckles, especially if they're smart and limit the amount of sun they get. Shorty, I take it you do your own laundry? __________________ null Last edited by cuervo72 : 07-21-2003 at 08:35 AM.

07-21-2003, 08:39 AM	#30
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Dola - Anxiety, you might try to pick up some movies (from a few years ago anyway) with Brittany O'Connell.... __________________ null

07-21-2003, 09:39 AM	#31
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	Can shorty legally view porn in Illinois? __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

09-02-2003, 09:55 PM	#33
finkenst College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: usually sunny SoCal	just for the heck of it.

09-03-2003, 09:00 AM	#36
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	I remember that site from long ago... __________________ null

09-03-2003, 10:53 AM	#37
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	Behold the power of the internet...it can even make a few redheads look attractive every now and again.

09-03-2003, 11:06 AM	#38
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Sigh....some people just won't ever understand. __________________ null

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cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Dola - That would be particularly effective if you have (or want) a "popcorn" ceiling. __________________ null

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