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Old 02-01-2010, 09:14 PM   #1
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This kid will have the coolest "show and tell" EVAH!!!

14-year-old hit by 30,000 mph space meteorite - Telegraph
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Old 02-01-2010, 09:41 PM   #2
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Couldn't they have at least showed this supposed injury, damn it.
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Old 02-01-2010, 10:00 PM   #3
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Old 02-01-2010, 10:43 PM   #4
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I'm sure it hurt, and the scar's no fun. But if he survives the wracking pain that his body will undergo as it absorbs the magnetic properties of the meteorite, he should have some sweet superpowers. I'm guessing he becomes like a low-powered Magneto.

And how awesome would that be for a 14 year-old boy? Unclasping bras from across the room? Playing tricks with your 55 year-old, morbidly obese social studies teacher's pacemaker? Floating a camcorder into the girl's locker room? Damn, I'm envious.
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Old 02-02-2010, 12:53 AM   #5
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I'm guessing he becomes like a low-powered Magneto.

And how awesome would that be for a 14 year-old boy? Unclasping jocks from across the room? Playing tricks with your 25 year-old gym teacher? Floating a camcorder into the boy's locker room?

Fixed it just in case you haven't heard, Magneto is gay.
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