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Old 01-11-2010, 10:21 AM   #1
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World's first sex robot revealed........
There's got to be SOMEONE on this board who has already preordered one of these 'girls'......

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Old 01-11-2010, 10:25 AM   #2
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I want to buy one for M Go Blue!!!
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Old 01-11-2010, 10:26 AM   #3
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For 7k, seems to me a series of cheap hookers is the better investment.

That and grinding gears.
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Old 01-11-2010, 10:33 AM   #4
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That so doesn't look like a guy obsessed with sex robots.
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Old 01-11-2010, 10:38 AM   #5
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That so doesn't look like a guy obsessed with sex robots.

He's the guy obsessed with making money off horny loners.
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Old 01-11-2010, 10:38 AM   #6
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The comments are great, especially if you imagine them said in an English accent.
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Old 01-11-2010, 10:39 AM   #7
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Chrissie Hynde bot?
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Old 01-11-2010, 10:50 AM   #8
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I want to buy one for M Go Blue!!!

Just send the money. I'd rather have one that doesn't talk, so why would I want one that's annoying, just like a real woman. Although they're a waste of money too.
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Old 01-11-2010, 10:55 AM   #9
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He's the guy obsessed with making money off horny loners.

Its a huge market.
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Old 01-11-2010, 11:08 AM   #10
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Its a huge market.

How would you know?
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Old 01-11-2010, 11:22 AM   #11
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Now Mustang's new business thread finally becomes clear.....
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Old 01-11-2010, 11:42 AM   #12
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Now Mustang's new business thread finally becomes clear.....

i thought it was already revealed that was the business...
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Old 01-11-2010, 12:34 PM   #13
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i thought it was already revealed that was the business...

I'm 98% sure that Mustang is joking about that...
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Old 01-11-2010, 12:56 PM   #14
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Now Mustang's new business thread finally becomes clear.....

My sexbots play D&D during the day and polish your mace at night.
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Old 01-11-2010, 12:59 PM   #15
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That doll looked a bit scary ,but I'd still hit it.
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Old 01-11-2010, 01:23 PM   #16
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its gone now...
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Old 01-11-2010, 02:34 PM   #17
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its gone now...

Here NSFW:

hxxp://www.ohgizmo.com/2010/01/10/ces-2010-worlds-first-sex-robot-unveiled-at-aee-nsfw/
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Old 01-11-2010, 02:35 PM   #18
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Its a huge market.

Especially if you limit the population to FOFC
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Old 01-11-2010, 02:35 PM   #19
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My sexbots play D&D during the day and polish your mace at night.

LOL
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Old 01-11-2010, 02:42 PM   #20
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from the vid:

"She will need periodic updates"
"Adding new features all the time"

This could go terribly wrong I imagine.
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Old 01-11-2010, 02:43 PM   #21
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My sexbots play D&D during the day and polish your mace at night.

"Why yes, that is a +6 Phallus of Domination. So glad you noticed..."
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Old 01-11-2010, 02:45 PM   #22
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-Frigid Farrah (reserved and shy)
-Wild Wendy (outgoing and adventurous)
-S&M Susan (”ready to provide your pain/pleasure fantasies”)
-Young (”she is oh so young (barely 18) and waiting for you to teach her”)
-Mature Martha (”she is very experienced and would like to teach you”)

Something is missing..... can't quite place it.
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Old 01-11-2010, 02:49 PM   #23
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-Frigid Farrah (reserved and shy)
-Wild Wendy (outgoing and adventurous)
-S&M Susan (”ready to provide your pain/pleasure fantasies”)
-Young (”she is oh so young (barely 18) and waiting for you to teach her”)
-Mature Martha (”she is very experienced and would like to teach you”)

Something is missing..... can't quite place it.

College Cary ("willing to please with the right amount of alcohol/Jell-o Shots." Warning: Will puke on you later and end up pregnant)
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Old 01-11-2010, 02:51 PM   #24
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"Why yes, that is a +6 Phallus of Domination. So glad you noticed..."

... And my balls are a set of Iridescent Ioun Stones. Don't worry though, you'll still be able to breath with them on your face...
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Old 01-11-2010, 02:53 PM   #25
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College Cary ("willing to please with the right amount of alcohol/Jell-o Shots." Warning: Will puke on you later and end up pregnant)

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Old 01-11-2010, 02:58 PM   #26
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-Frigid Farrah (reserved and shy)
-Wild Wendy (outgoing and adventurous)
-S&M Susan (”ready to provide your pain/pleasure fantasies”)
-Young (”she is oh so young (barely 18) and waiting for you to teach her”)
-Mature Martha (”she is very experienced and would like to teach you”)

Something is missing..... can't quite place it.

What if these personalities turn on you, and want to become like J5?

What happens if you cheat on her with a real woman?
Will she want half?
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Old 01-11-2010, 04:19 PM   #27
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What if these personalities turn on you, and want to become like J5?

What happens if you cheat on her with a real woman?
Will she want half?

No, but watch out for the microwave and toaster. Could be a hit out on you.
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Old 01-11-2010, 11:27 PM   #28
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That doll looked a bit scary ,but I'd still hit it.

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