12-17-2009, 09:25 PM | #1 | ||
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Help Pick Out My Family Gift Exchange Gift
Twenty dollar limit. What can I buy that will make everybody nod their head like "Oh, damn, that's a good gift idea!"
Two years ago I brought a bottle of Jager (Guess who won their gift exchange gift back and proceeded to pass out in their uncles bathroom! This guy!) and then last year I bought a blender for twenty bucks at Wal Mart the day of the gift exchange because I forgot about it. |
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12-17-2009, 09:29 PM | #2 |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Sterling Heights, Mi
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I would put a $20 bill in an envelope.
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12-18-2009, 05:37 AM | #3 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Bryson Shitty, NC
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20 double cheeseburgers.
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12-18-2009, 05:39 AM | #4 |
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Location: Bryson Shitty, NC
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I think to make a real good recommendation we need more details about how this gift exchange goes.
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12-18-2009, 05:45 AM | #5 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Jul 2001
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A jar with 2000 pennies in it.
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12-18-2009, 06:39 AM | #6 |
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Dayton, Ohio
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Pretty standard gift exchange. Draw numbers out of a hat to see the order. Normally family members form alliances in order to ensure you get a gift you want.
But it's a laid back affair, hence the Jager. My family is really small as there will be about 13 people at this christmas party. It's more of a reason to get together and have some fun (read: alcohol and vulgarity(Is that a word?)). But it doesn't have to be a gag gift. I just really suck at the gift exchange idea. The FOFC gift exchange was easier then the family ones for some reason |
12-18-2009, 07:02 AM | #7 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Allen Park, MI
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A calender with pictures of yourself for all 12 months.
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12-18-2009, 09:43 AM | #8 |
Captain Obvious
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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I would go with a large package of toilet paper. Everyone will be like WTF is that huge thing!
Depending on how dirty you want to be you could go with the following 1. A box a magnum condoms. 2. The largest bottle of personal lubricant you can find 3. A Bag of Coal 4. Blow up doll
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12-18-2009, 09:49 AM | #9 |
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Location: Wisconsin
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20 lottery tickets.
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12-18-2009, 09:50 AM | #10 | |
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Easier to buy gifts for people you like.
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12-18-2009, 10:28 AM | #11 |
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Location: Midlothian, TX
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Find the T-shirt guy in the mall and get a T-shirt with a really blown up picture of you face.
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12-18-2009, 10:32 AM | #12 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Black Hole
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The Fitbit isn't scheduled to ship until Jan 31st at the earliest. I would go with this one instead since it's waterproof (to 3 meters) and the case is better as far as crushing it:
Home- PHILIPS DirectLife |
12-18-2009, 01:22 PM | #13 | |
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That's a good one but too similar to the one my brother is doing. My cousin just got a 156 inch HD projection screen so my brother is buying a porno and some lube. He said he was going to try and find a glass dildo but that may be too expensive |
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12-18-2009, 01:23 PM | #14 |
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12-18-2009, 05:26 PM | #15 |
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Location: the yo'
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The most ridiculously large and phallic piece of pepperoni or summer sausage you can find. And one saddle for a Pony.
Who wants to ride the big meat! |
12-18-2009, 05:27 PM | #16 |
Hall Of Famer
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Location: the yo'
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*toy pony.
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12-18-2009, 05:33 PM | #17 |
Hall Of Famer
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A certificate for a 20 dollar donation to the human fund.
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12-18-2009, 08:08 PM | #18 |
H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Satellite Beach, FL
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A key chain breathalyser costs $15 and compliments the Jager
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