Front Office Football Central  

Go Back   Front Office Football Central > Archives > FOFC Archive
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read Statistics

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 12-04-2009, 11:51 AM   #1
Dr. Sak
Grizzled Veteran
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
It wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season

if the stores were any less hooter--HOTTER than they are.

Dr. Sak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-04-2009, 11:51 AM   #2
Pumpy Tudors
Bounty Hunter
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
I heard you've been flashing your hooters at the mall.
__________________
No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.
Pumpy Tudors is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-04-2009, 11:53 AM   #3
DeToxRox
Head Coach
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Michigan
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors View Post
I heard you've been flashing your hooters at the mall.

Why aren't there more black people on the PBA tour?
DeToxRox is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-04-2009, 11:55 AM   #4
Pumpy Tudors
Bounty Hunter
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeToxRox View Post
Why aren't there more black people on the PBA tour?
We fear police brutality because we knocked down all those white pins.
__________________
No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.
Pumpy Tudors is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-04-2009, 11:57 AM   #5
DeToxRox
Head Coach
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Michigan
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors View Post
We fear police brutality because we knocked down all those white pins.

And you steal the shoes.

Sorry.
DeToxRox is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-04-2009, 11:59 AM   #6
Pumpy Tudors
Bounty Hunter
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeToxRox View Post
And you steal the shoes.

Sorry.
Somebody was just trying to start a thread about hooters, and then some white man has to go pull out the race card. This is why we take your women.
__________________
No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.
Pumpy Tudors is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-04-2009, 12:01 PM   #7
DeToxRox
Head Coach
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Michigan
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors View Post
Somebody was just trying to start a thread about hooters, and then some white man has to go pull out the race card. This is why we take your women.

My girlfriend told me to tell you hi. She wants to know if you'll take her to the doctor for the FOFC Secret Santa gift.
DeToxRox is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-04-2009, 12:30 PM   #8
Dr. Sak
Grizzled Veteran
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
I'm outta here
Dr. Sak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-04-2009, 12:40 PM   #9
DanGarion
Coordinator
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
WET TEH FCKU?
__________________
Los Angeles Dodgers
Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit!
DON'T REPORT ME BRO!
DanGarion is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-04-2009, 12:42 PM   #10
Dr. Sak
Grizzled Veteran
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
Pumpy you better get your junk checked.
Dr. Sak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-04-2009, 12:46 PM   #11
clemsonfan
High School JV
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Dayton, OH
Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?

Last edited by clemsonfan : 12-04-2009 at 12:48 PM.
clemsonfan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-04-2009, 12:50 PM   #12
Dr. Sak
Grizzled Veteran
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
Can't see the line can you Russ?
Dr. Sak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-04-2009, 12:51 PM   #13
DanGarion
Coordinator
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
I don't believe it if there ain't no pics...
__________________
Los Angeles Dodgers
Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit!
DON'T REPORT ME BRO!
DanGarion is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-04-2009, 12:51 PM   #14
Pumpy Tudors
Bounty Hunter
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
I was wondering why my pee smelled like Detroit.
__________________
No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.
Pumpy Tudors is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-04-2009, 12:54 PM   #15
DeToxRox
Head Coach
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Michigan
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors View Post
I was wondering why my pee smelled like Detroit.

We all know how much you love Whites.

Colin Whites.
DeToxRox is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-04-2009, 12:59 PM   #16
clemsonfan
High School JV
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Dayton, OH
Better take a rain check on that, Art - he's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet!
clemsonfan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-04-2009, 01:12 PM   #17
Dr. Sak
Grizzled Veteran
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
"Where do you think your gonna put a tree that big?"

"Bend over and I'll show ya."

"You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold."

"I wasn't talking to you."
Dr. Sak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-04-2009, 03:21 PM   #18
Sun Tzu
Pro Starter
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In the thick of it.
__________________
I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.
Sun Tzu is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-04-2009, 03:34 PM   #19
MikeVic
Head Coach
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors View Post
We fear police brutality because we knocked down all those white pins.

lol.
MikeVic is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:08 PM.



Powered by vBulletin Version 3.6.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.